Slug Sex
9Last night I noticed two leopard slugs being unusually affectionate on our siding. So like any other nature pervert would do I grabbed a flashlight to watch. And it was like a scene from an alien horror movie. I didn’t film it but this guy did and I had to share.
It’s way creepier without the background music.
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Sir David Attenborough, NOOOOO!
The noises… I am so uncomfortable.
@RiotDemon I was inches away and didn’t hear anything. But when those two white things came out and kept getting longer, and then intertwining, and then flattening out into ribbons, eww. And I had to watch right up until the happy ending.
Give 'em a beer. That should cool them down.
@heartny I already have way too many giant slugs hanging around. But I just can’t.
@sammydog01 Same here. I hate dodging them as I walk down the sidewalk and think they are ugly AF, but I also can’t dissolve them in beer.
I was 90% sure this was going to be from The Wicker Man. But then I looked up the scene and it was snail sex altogether.
There really is a porn for everything.
You mean we didn’t even invent pole dancing?
@mehcuda67 ???
I love hanging from a trail of my mucus. I do it on the daily.
I wonder if ZeFrank has anything to say on slugs?
@blaineg Will snails do?