Slothmore Brushless Motor Impact Massage Gun with Storage Case
Condition: New
Model #: HY-5618
Powerful Percussion Massage Gun
The massage can rejuvenate deep sore tissue, relieve muscle tension, stiff backs&Necks, sore shoulder, bruises, promote blood circulation and range of motion, help relax the body quickly and keep healthy.
6 Replaceable Massage Heads + 5 Adjustable Speeds
The muscle massage gun is equipped with five adjustable speeds,one-button start. There are six massage heads for different body parts to meet all muscle groups’ needs.Different people can also use this massage gun.
Ultra-Quiet
The muscle gun massager uses the latest noise reduction technology and excellent heat dissipation. Working noise is less than 35dB, helps you enjoy the massage time anytime, anywhere. High-efficiency heat dissipation help extends the life of the motor.
Long Battery Life
The cordless muscle gun massager, is equipped with a high-performance lithium battery. It can work up to 6 hours while charging only takes 2 hours. A satisfying helper for energy saving, Automatic shutdown will be accepted for 10 minutes of continuous work to protect you from muscle injuries.
Perfect For Muscle Massage at Home or Office
The massage gun is a perfect gift for parents, family, friends, and elders to relax. This muscle massage gun is good to use at home, office, gym. If you have any problems while using it, please contact us.
What’s Included?
1x Slothmore Brushless Motor Impact Massage Gun with Storage Case
@somf69 This reminds me of a toy ray gun we had as kids. It had a few switches and dials on it to modify the sound. So you could make hundreds of different sounds with it. I have not seen anything like it since.
@haydesigner@jandrese@sohmageek Speaking of “anything is a sex toy” I read a story a few years back about a couple who got the bright idea of attaching a “toy” to a SawzAll. Sadly they didn’t remove the blade. They only shoved the plastic toy over the blade. And well, as they used it, the blade cut through the plastic. I will leave the rest to your imagination but you get the picture.
@Cerridwyn If you look of the history of the vibrator you will see a doctor invented to relieve his hand cramps. He needed a tool to help out as he treated women for “hysteria”.
This is a percussion massage gun. Not sure if it can be used the same way as a vibrator comfortably. I know I have a different model and if I put it on the wrong spot on my calves it actually hurts.
@Kyeh@pmarin Just think, if that critter had flippers on the end of its arms (legs?) how it could motor through the water! Those claws don’t look like they pull that much.
Apparently half of these come pre broken. Other say it’s loud. Other say it died in 5 minutes. Others say it hurts their private parts. Others say don’t use under water. Others say only the one attachment fits into their butt. Lots of issues. I’m not to sure about this one
Well I say that it’s a darn good deal, especially if you still have those $5 coupons!! If I hadn’t got one in my IRK a couple years ago I would definitely jump on it!
A few months back my therapist wanted me to do lymphatic massage at home and this is extremely helpful, it beats the heck out of beating the heck out of my thigh with my fist! That’s for sure!!
The important fact about these is how much pressure can they deliver before they stall out. Likely this is capable of very little greatly limiting it s usefulness. Otherwise lbs of force would have been proudly displayed.
Also the fact that you get 2 should tell you something. It’s not going to last.
@qazxto I tested this model prior to purchasing, because I agree… it sucks when they don’t hold up to pressure! I was pleasantly surprised by this model however. I also have a Hyperice Hypervolt and this seemed to deliver similar results.
I got one of these, and I can say it works wonders. Arrived intact, works like a dream. Very good at what it does. Is a bit loud, but nothing terrible.
This thing failed after less than less than 10 hours of use. Battery doesn’t hold a charge. Worst purchase - makes Meh.Com look bad. May not ever buy anything from Meh again. Why would I risk just throwing money in the trash can?!?!
Specs
Slothmore Brushless Motor Impact Massage Gun with Storage Case
Condition: New
Model #: HY-5618
Powerful Percussion Massage Gun
The massage can rejuvenate deep sore tissue, relieve muscle tension, stiff backs&Necks, sore shoulder, bruises, promote blood circulation and range of motion, help relax the body quickly and keep healthy.
6 Replaceable Massage Heads + 5 Adjustable Speeds
The muscle massage gun is equipped with five adjustable speeds,one-button start. There are six massage heads for different body parts to meet all muscle groups’ needs.Different people can also use this massage gun.
Ultra-Quiet
The muscle gun massager uses the latest noise reduction technology and excellent heat dissipation. Working noise is less than 35dB, helps you enjoy the massage time anytime, anywhere. High-efficiency heat dissipation help extends the life of the motor.
Long Battery Life
The cordless muscle gun massager, is equipped with a high-performance lithium battery. It can work up to 6 hours while charging only takes 2 hours. A satisfying helper for energy saving, Automatic shutdown will be accepted for 10 minutes of continuous work to protect you from muscle injuries.
Perfect For Muscle Massage at Home or Office
The massage gun is a perfect gift for parents, family, friends, and elders to relax. This muscle massage gun is good to use at home, office, gym. If you have any problems while using it, please contact us.
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$39.74 on Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 29 - Wednesday, Aug 31
Perfect for packing all the tight spaces in your trunk.
@yakkoTDI
Set phasers to stun…
@somf69 This reminds me of a toy ray gun we had as kids. It had a few switches and dials on it to modify the sound. So you could make hundreds of different sounds with it. I have not seen anything like it since.
@somf69 It does look like a good base for a raygun prop.
I bought a nose hair clipper just because it looks like one.
@somf69 @blaineg
He forgot that in Germany we use 220 volts. Doctors operated for three hours, but they couldn’t get the smile off his face.
Honey!! Let’s have some fun!!
/image rotary egg beater
@IndifferentDude Ouch! Hope you all don’t end up in the emergency room.
@IndifferentDude You must remember that scene from Stripes.
Does it have an eyes roll back in your head setting for females?
@Felton10 that was for the “massagers”/vibrators that they sold a few weeks ago…
@haydesigner yes this is made for heavy duty use unlike those other ones which are probably not made to go all night.
Are sex toys the new speaker docks here?
@sohmageek if you are using this as a sex toy , I will genuinely be impressed
@haydesigner Unless you’re an android.
@haydesigner @sohmageek Anything is a sex toy if you are brave enough.
@haydesigner @jandrese @sohmageek
… said that little girl we used to have to keep away from the farm animals at the behavioral school I worked at!
@haydesigner @jandrese @sohmageek Speaking of “anything is a sex toy” I read a story a few years back about a couple who got the bright idea of attaching a “toy” to a SawzAll. Sadly they didn’t remove the blade. They only shoved the plastic toy over the blade. And well, as they used it, the blade cut through the plastic. I will leave the rest to your imagination but you get the picture.
The link. Lest you think it an urban legend.
@haydesigner @sohmageek @Trinityscrew Yeah, that link is staying blue.
@haydesigner @sohmageek @Trinityscrew @jandrese
ugh, same here.
@haydesigner @jandrese @Kyeh @sohmageek @Trinityscrew There are not any pics or video on that link but it is an actual news affiliate website.
@haydesigner @jandrese @sohmageek @Trinityscrew @yakkoTDI
Thanks but I still know all I really want to know about that story.
@haydesigner @jandrese @Kyeh @sohmageek @yakkoTDI You expected pics and video? Eww. No it is just link to a South Florida NBC news affiliate detailing the story.
Since my left knee decided to go full bore into acute arthritis earlier this year, which led to me getting sciatica… I could probably use this.
/buy
@haydesigner Sorry, this deal contains 2 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
Dammit @mediocrebot… do you mean I have to do this the non-lazy way??
/giphy terrestrial-great-soap
@haydesigner Uh-oh, somebody dropped the soap on a rope!
Do these guns come with a carry permit?
Did the inventor of the vibrator hear tiny voices that said it’s said if they build it we will come
@Cerridwyn I think the proper spelling of the “come” he intended is different!
/giphy oh my
@Cerridwyn If you look of the history of the vibrator you will see a doctor invented to relieve his hand cramps. He needed a tool to help out as he treated women for “hysteria”.
This is a percussion massage gun. Not sure if it can be used the same way as a vibrator comfortably. I know I have a different model and if I put it on the wrong spot on my calves it actually hurts.
Meh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Slothmore?
/giphy sloth more
@Kyeh More sloth, less pain.
@Kyeh @phendrick I think it’s doing the sloth-paddle.
@Kyeh Best brand name ever. We need more sloth.
@Kyeh He dropped out in his Slothmore year.
@Kyeh Such a confidence inspiring name.
@Kyeh @pmarin Just think, if that critter had flippers on the end of its arms (legs?) how it could motor through the water! Those claws don’t look like they pull that much.
@phendrick @pmarin It swims better than I do!
@Kyeh @phendrick Yeah but if you gave it ways to really work hard at moving through the water, that just wouldn’t very slothlike, (slothy?), would it?
@phendrick @pmarin Exactly.
Apparently half of these come pre broken. Other say it’s loud. Other say it died in 5 minutes. Others say it hurts their private parts. Others say don’t use under water. Others say only the one attachment fits into their butt. Lots of issues. I’m not to sure about this one
@bugger remind me not to get a refurbished unit…
@bugger
Nice to see the American spirit of experimentation is still healthy nowadays!
@bugger @Kerig3 Keeps @chienfou busy in the ER!
Yesterday’s stuff is still on sale. lol
@dvermilion wonderful. Another chance for me to not Buy that.
@dvermilion @qazxto Yeah, I know, I’ve saved well over a grand every month just by not buying the stuff on Meh. Great success!
Didn’t I see this as a prop gun in Star Raiders?!?!?
Well I say that it’s a darn good deal, especially if you still have those $5 coupons!!
If I hadn’t got one in my IRK a couple years ago I would definitely jump on it!
That’s for sure!!
A few months back my therapist wanted me to do lymphatic massage at home and this is extremely helpful, it beats the heck out of beating the heck out of my thigh with my fist!
@Lynnerizer Tis not my thigh that I beat the heck out of.
@Lynnerizer @rpstrong TMI.
22% 1-Star reviews? Solid NOPE.
The important fact about these is how much pressure can they deliver before they stall out. Likely this is capable of very little greatly limiting it s usefulness. Otherwise lbs of force would have been proudly displayed.
Also the fact that you get 2 should tell you something. It’s not going to last.
@qazxto I see it is just one. Very much not worth it. For ~14 more bucks you can get something much much more dependable.
@qazxto I tested this model prior to purchasing, because I agree… it sucks when they don’t hold up to pressure! I was pleasantly surprised by this model however. I also have a Hyperice Hypervolt and this seemed to deliver similar results.
uhhhh…
“Some women’s bells you just can’t ring”. Think Cool Hand Luke 1967. Now the move title makes it funnier.
PussyPounder 5000 back in stock!
@Pufferfishy
AKA the PuckerPacker Plus…
@chienfou The ClamSlammer
Topical, the Browns can order one of these for Deshaun Watson to help him avoid sex pesting in Cleveland.
I got one of these, and I can say it works wonders. Arrived intact, works like a dream. Very good at what it does. Is a bit loud, but nothing terrible.
This thing failed after less than less than 10 hours of use. Battery doesn’t hold a charge. Worst purchase - makes Meh.Com look bad. May not ever buy anything from Meh again. Why would I risk just throwing money in the trash can?!?!