@RedOak You would be shocked/disappointed/infuriated to know how many grumpy, old, grown-ass men Razer-scoot off the commuter train and onward to their miserable destinations here in DC…
@saodell So, like maybe a joke about how vegetables don't have balls... even though there's a lot of varieties of squash that are phallic. ... nope, this is hard.
@Superjimtendo that's the point. it's not likes tv show that targets one demo. They want to expand beyond to hit new audiences as well as the existing base. Besides knives and usb chargers get old quick.
@Sauce : I feel like this is the case for most people out there. Most people's game probably isn't consistent enough to blame your crap game on bad balls
I am really curious about the titanium beryllium center. Not curious enough to buy 15 of these, just to cut up one and toss 14 in the trash, but still curious. Would someone who actually wants some golf balls dissect one and post pictures?
@mfauske88 Beryllium dust is bad for you, so don't do this in your kitchen. Put one in a vice and saw through it with a hack saw. I couldn't find any pictures of dissected slazenger golf balls, but I did find an image of one of their cricket balls.
You guys need to start thinking outside of the box.
1 -Get drill press. (Woot was selling them cheap the other day) 2 -Bore 1/8" hole right through the center of each ball. 3 -Get 24" of nylon cord (just under 1/8" diameter) 4 -Thread nylon cord through ball and tie off with knot on both sides
5 -leave 1.5" of cord, then tie another knot 6 -thread another ball onto cord and place adjacent to knot, tie off ball 7 -repeat steps 5 and 6 until you run out of cord or all balls are strung 8 - get out video camera, lube and random female
You see cheap golf balls. I see the next #1 video on xhamster
I've used these balls before. They are a slight upgrade from hitting rocks. But these still might have a place in your bag. Great price on some balls you could care less about losing.
I laughed my goddamn ass off when it was golf balls. Then realized I didn't buy speaker docks yesterday, and questioned said decision. Fuhhhhhhh… j/k not your fault.
Thanks meh, I pitched this site as woot circa 2008 to my new coworkers all the while wearing my mediocre socks. After the knife, fridge, docks, golfballs, I dont think I can face them again. Kill me plzkthx
Golf balls.......Golf sounds like I would have to get out of my chair, go outside and perform physical labor. So it's no to getting out of my chair. No to going outside. No to any form of excersise and therefore no to golf balls. Way too much effort to even think about. .......... Meh.
I can't find much for reviews on this one, but the Raw Distance Feel gets fairly good bang-for-the-buck reviews and construction is fairly similar to this model.
Don't play golf, which is surprising because there is not one but two very nice public golf courses within just a couple of miles of my home here in South Florida. I could play all day if I want to, but I don't want to.
Would love to see some Bern bike or skateboard helmets on Meh though.
My son, the greens keeper declares these to be a good deal for all you duffers. This price is about what you'd pay for used balls per piece. If you're ever in NW Florida, and want to play for free on some very, very expensive and exclusive courses, I can hook you.
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery: 3/18 - 3/20
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
15x Slazenger golf balls
Pictures
Pile of balls
Sleeves of balls
Not for eating
Price Check
$34.99 List, $22.99 at Golf Clearance Warehouse
Warranty
90 days
As soon as we found out we were selling golfballs this came to mind.
Thanks @Moose for setting up the course and thanks @ChadP for filming and editing.
@JonT Work hard, play hard
@JonT Are the inflatable whales included?
@JonT Please confirm a Razer Scooter is not a future meh deal!?! . . . at any price. Folks can't throw these out fast enough in our neighborhood.
@RedOak You would be shocked/disappointed/infuriated to know how many grumpy, old, grown-ass men Razer-scoot off the commuter train and onward to their miserable destinations here in DC…
@JonT Is that the communal space in the group home that you Meh people live at?
@JonT I was mildly stressed watching that whole thing, hoping someone would make it and make my brain happy.
@RedOak i have more or less claimed that scooter and if you even wanted it you would have to pry it from my cold, dead hands
@harrison that's OK, we already have 6 or 7 of them hanging lonily from the ceiling in our garage.
Nice balls.
What is this "golf" you speak of?
@Yakuman I'm not sure, but i think there was a war about it
I dont play golf anymore but Slazenger is kinda crap. No offense meh. Brand new golf balls in general are pretty expensive to begin with
@xEBRONx And crap tennis balls, but their squash balls are decent
(If that ain't an easy set up, I don't know what is.)
@saodell So, like maybe a joke about how vegetables don't have balls... even though there's a lot of varieties of squash that are phallic. ... nope, this is hard.
@giroro The judges will accept "this is hard."
@xEBRONx ![][1] [1]:
Slazengers have the perfect aerodynamics to throw off of a
I've been meaning to test my new toilet out.
Flog.....is golf backward. And that is what I feel like doing to meh....
@eeterrific you want to hem? I have some ill fitting pants...
Only way I would use these is to hit my neighbor's cat.
It's like meh is putting their balls on my chin
@coleslaw9 that's only for kickstarter donors.
@Superjimtendo what is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No mooooore. That's how those balls feel
a spherical golf ball, who woulda thunk?
Golf balls? Really? I suspect the powers that be know better than I would, but this one strikes me as not exactly the demo for this product.
Then again, I am the same guy who wrongly predicted a knife sellout the other day.
@Superjimtendo don't feel too bad about the knife... had it been a useful model, say the EMT version, it would've gone fairly quickly.
@Superjimtendo that's the point. it's not likes tv show that targets one demo. They want to expand beyond to hit new audiences as well as the existing base. Besides knives and usb chargers get old quick.
@StrangerDanger well sure knives and usb chargers would get old, that's why they break up the monotony with speaker dockers and...speaker docks.
Sorry, I don't have the balls to buy this.
You've got some balls, Meh...
Deflate gate blah blah Brady blah blah blah BALLS! I just can't nope this enough.
@airjer I saw a movie about this once......turns out they were adult toys.
Whispers loudly, "Your balls are showing."
@Fish_Kungfu Bumblebee Tuna!
These are not the balls I was looking for.
@mtb002 so... That leaves some room for explanation there Obi Wan.
@belowi Oh good, the double entendre did come through with the star wars reference. I'm never sure that's a good way to go, but I enjoy it, so meh.
I always associate golf with guys named Biff or octogenarians.
@cercopithecoid you know guys named Octogenarians?
@cercopithecoid Sexagenarians like balls too.
I like golf. Balls are expensive. I'm not good enough to tell the difference in most golf balls.
In for 2.
@Sauce Too bad minimum order is 15
@Sauce : I feel like this is the case for most people out there. Most people's game probably isn't consistent enough to blame your crap game on bad balls
Not enough for just 1 round...
How has no marketing genius come up with a line of golf balls called "Cajones"? Someone get to work on that.
@belowi or maybe edible golf balls called "Calzones"
@giroro Or gangster golf balls called Capones.
@belowi
This is about as exciting as a soccer ball.
I am really curious about the titanium beryllium center. Not curious enough to buy 15 of these, just to cut up one and toss 14 in the trash, but still curious. Would someone who actually wants some golf balls dissect one and post pictures?
@hamjudo I think I have a few of these balls lying around my house, but I have no idea of how I would go about cutting one open.
@mfauske88 Beryllium dust is bad for you, so don't do this in your kitchen. Put one in a vice and saw through it with a hack saw. I couldn't find any pictures of dissected slazenger golf balls, but I did find an image of one of their cricket balls.
I just bought golf balls. I don't play golf. Oh, Meh. What have you done to me? I guess I could learn to juggle.
@PilotJim turn them into business cards? I'm told business guys like golf
@PilotJim You are in DEEP!
@Stallion Exactly how deep is he in?
@Stallion Speaking of "in deep".... see post down below
@PilotJim juggling is sort of fun to learn. Nothing like tossing 3 (or more) balls around
@jeffrebbeck @eyewerks I'd say he's about this deep, lol:
I don't want those balls.....
Best scene in the worst sequel of all time...
My favorite golf joke:
http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/episodes/17/
(Like the Aristocrats, my version is about 35 minutes long.)
About as cheap as buying the shitty used mix boxes. But these will be shinny and shitty. I'm down for it.
Meh meh meh. Meh meh me meh me me meh. If I golfed, hooray. But I don't, so meh.
@ajfier My exact thought this morning. I was expecting something interesting to buy on my birthday. Instead it's just meh meh meh.
@looseneck
@mikibell I got minions - Thanks!
I was looking for orange balls
I already have my own balls to play with, I don't need to be playing with yours Meh!
who plays golf? no more sports stuff, meh.
You guys need to start thinking outside of the box.
1 -Get drill press. (Woot was selling them cheap the other day)
2 -Bore 1/8" hole right through the center of each ball.
3 -Get 24" of nylon cord (just under 1/8" diameter)
4 -Thread nylon cord through ball and tie off with knot on
both sides
5 -leave 1.5" of cord, then tie another knot
6 -thread another ball onto cord and place adjacent to knot, tie off ball
7 -repeat steps 5 and 6 until you run out of cord or all balls are strung
8 - get out video camera, lube and random female
You see cheap golf balls.
I see the next #1 video on xhamster
@eyewerks NOW you're talking my language!!!
I've used these balls before. They are a slight upgrade from hitting rocks. But these still might have a place in your bag. Great price on some balls you could care less about losing.
I laughed my goddamn ass off when it was golf balls. Then realized I didn't buy speaker docks yesterday, and questioned said decision. Fuhhhhhhh… j/k not your fault.
golf..about as exciting as watching paint dry...and just as painful. Meh!
thirsty-defiant-healer
In for three 'cause here's where I usually store my golf balls.
@Mehrocco_Mole that order word picture is right on.
Wow, wish I could order a box or two of these.
Thanks meh, I pitched this site as woot circa 2008 to my new coworkers all the while wearing my mediocre socks. After the knife, fridge, docks, golfballs, I dont think I can face them again. Kill me plzkthx
@supichoo Really that's a classic 2008 woot lineup there minus the roomba. we'll keep working at making it more mediocre.
wicked-tainted-air ... I feel like I should get a gas mask!
Golf balls.......Golf sounds like I would have to get out of my chair, go outside and perform physical labor.
So it's no to getting out of my chair. No to going outside.
No to any form of excersise and therefore no to golf balls.
Way too much effort to even think about. .......... Meh.
Really, guys? Not a single mention of playing by the "strict rules of golf"? I'm disappointed in you, and meh.
I can't find much for reviews on this one, but the Raw Distance Feel gets fairly good bang-for-the-buck reviews and construction is fairly similar to this model.
Don't play golf, which is surprising because there is not one but two very nice public golf courses within just a couple of miles of my home here in South Florida. I could play all day if I want to, but I don't want to.
Would love to see some Bern bike or skateboard helmets on Meh though.
I usually golf in the low to mid 80's...
If it gets any warmer than that, I stay indoors.
Perfect for a bad round.
irritating-trivial-faucet
First!
Bath!
I love purple!
No Georgia Red so Meh!
Obligatory balls joke!
@jseay65 Delete this! Forum rules violation for not using the word Neoprene.
@jseay65 Thank you!
My son, the greens keeper declares these to be a good deal for all you duffers. This price is about what you'd pay for used balls per piece.
If you're ever in NW Florida, and want to play for free on some very, very expensive and exclusive courses, I can hook you.
@Teripie Pensacola NW enough?
@Mehrocco_Mole Panama City/Ft Walton. Rosemary Beach and that big St Joe complex.
If Slazenger is good enough for James Bond and Goldfinger, it is good enough for Meh!
Bond v. Goldfinger with Slazenger Balls from Meh.Com
wavy-sinkable-sausage
Cheap Balls to stock up on early in the year. I'm going to lose every single one of these *uckers right away.
@itttdone Why did you feel you needed to star the "s"?
First purchase, I'll have all of these in fields and lakes by June.
Golf? The game for mehllionaires. How exciting.
I feel like these would be great for tossing out of the sunroof at tailgaters.
@VeeDubTDI You must be a 'Bama fan.
Golf is a waste of prime real estate and water.
Weedy-loving-cabbage
Is this another @snapster pot joke?
spec: Shape: spherical
HAHAHAH i love you Meh. I have never seen any non-spherical golf balls yet