Slack is broken.
We’re doomed.
Cut off from my coworkers. No idea who’s still out there…
Perhaps they will come across this message… some day…
A message in a bottle… A whisper in the void…
Aaaaand post.
Sos
@Dave I can’t clear the notification…
Out, damned spot!
https://status.slack.com/
/giphy DOOM
My workflow will never recover.
@ThomasF I’m already spending 75% of my time and energy refreshing this thread.
@ThomasF
Are you saying that “every cloud has a silver lining” : )?
No problem, everyone in the world using Slack can just use our Meh forum instead
@dave
Nope just the only the entertaining ones are invited
Customer service is already at Blackwatch Plaid levels of alert, there’s pasta everywhere, and the buyers are worshipping a stone idol of Ken Jennings.
Oh mah gah.
@RiotDemon Riot, thank the stars you’re alive! Did you see anyone else in the wreckage? Were there any other survivors?
@ThomasF I tried to find @ignorant in the rubble, but I don’t know what happened.
I’m so dizzy.
@Ignorant @RiotDemon @ThomasF
/giphy Earth abides
@RiotDemon @ThomasF I was thrown from the wreckage and somehow ended up in Twist. It was pretty wild.
@Ignorant @ThomasF glad you are okay.
Time for Mercatalyst to set up an in-house IRC server, I think.
@lljk AOL Messenger run on an emulator
AIM
/giphy applause
/giphy carrier pigeons
Slack means to not do work, right? Hopefully fixed soon. We need to slack as often as possible.
WTF is slack? Surely humankind survived for 10,000 years before it existed, so what’s the problem?
@mike808 impossible.
@mike808 Something you should cut us some once in a while, ayyyyyy.
@mike808 @ThomasF /giphy finger guns
@RiotDemon @ThomasF
slack off
What? Is slack some sort of app you use to slack off work? Can’t be related to work
Sos
@Dave I can’t clear the notification…
Out, damned spot!
https://status.slack.com/
/giphy DOOM
My workflow will never recover.
@ThomasF I’m already spending 75% of my time and energy refreshing this thread.
@ThomasF
Are you saying that “every cloud has a silver lining” : )?
No problem, everyone in the world using Slack can just use our Meh forum instead
@dave
Nope
just the only the entertaining ones are invited
Customer service is already at Blackwatch Plaid levels of alert, there’s pasta everywhere, and the buyers are worshipping a stone idol of Ken Jennings.
Oh mah gah.
@RiotDemon Riot, thank the stars you’re alive! Did you see anyone else in the wreckage? Were there any other survivors?
@ThomasF I tried to find @ignorant in the rubble, but I don’t know what happened.
I’m so dizzy.
@Ignorant @RiotDemon @ThomasF
/giphy Earth abides
@RiotDemon @ThomasF I was thrown from the wreckage and somehow ended up in Twist. It was pretty wild.
@Ignorant @ThomasF glad you are okay.
Time for Mercatalyst to set up an in-house IRC server, I think.
@lljk AOL Messenger run on an emulator
AIM
/giphy applause
/giphy carrier pigeons
Slack means to not do work, right? Hopefully fixed soon. We need to slack as often as possible.
WTF is slack?
Surely humankind survived for 10,000 years before it existed, so what’s the problem?
@mike808 impossible.
@mike808 Something you should cut us some once in a while, ayyyyyy.
@mike808 @ThomasF
/giphy finger guns
@RiotDemon @ThomasF
slack off
What? Is slack some sort of app you use to slack off work? Can’t be related to work