All y’all dirty bastards making Cleveland jokes…As the resident bad boy around here, even I didn’t stoop so low. Shame on all of you. Especially you, Sanchez. Maybe you should buy one of these to wash that filthy mouth of yours.
I love the writeup, as a steampunk fan myself. I even have a gigantic gears mural on my wall, made of styrofoam, salvaged from the 2012 Megaplex con (when the theme was steampunk).
@rmeden Geez! Take a Valium and chill. Maybe the cord is 8’ and the plug is 2” making it 8’2 overall. Dunno what you’re so mad about unless you can relate to the “2 inch plug” on a personal level.
@ParadisePete I expect it isn’t, else it would be called out as a feature. My needs are generally in Europe, not NA - every hotel in this country has an iron in it.
@lisaviolet maybe you can steam veggies with it, if it’s like my steamer you’ll have to refill the water tank pretty frequently… Probably before veggies are steamed properly.
Wasn’t Sienna Vela the actress that used to be in all those old B&W Mexican cowboy films. She was always the woman that ran the Cantina in the town and supervised the girls.
Here’s a review of a different Sienna Vela model on YouTube. It’s 23 minutes long and super weird: For example, it’s branded “ASMR,” the guy wears latex gloves, and you get a nice 15-second close up of his Target receipt to prove how much the sales tax was. But still worth the watch just to confirm someone actually did this with their time:
@MegaHenzoid At about 2 min in I wanted to reach through the computer and rip the box open…I need to work on my patience…
Then when he’s wiping the box down with Clorox wipes, he coughs! Surprised he didn’t throw it out and buy a new one!
OK, I’m 7 min in and…uhh…I lost track of what I was going to say
Alright buddy, you haven’t plugged it in, how many times are you going to click the dang power button?
Good idea to wipe it down, coming from China.
Woa, woa, woa! Steam actually gets him excited. Who knew?
You think he takes 20 min to start the car in the morning? Maybe check the transmission fluid levels first, top off the tires that extra 0.5 #, wipe down the side-view mirrors, clean off the lens of the license plate light… You know, the essentials.
Watching someone iron their wife’s jeans with a hand-held steamer is so…zen…or creepy, I can’t decide which.
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@givemehdeal I just used my garment steamer to remove wallpaper. Like 3 hours ago. It worked unbelievable well.
Not this model but one bought from woot or meh.
I feel like I’m living the Chinese garage sale dream.
If you buy one of these, you have to name it Cleaveland
@lichme I was several comments down before I got the joke and started chuckling. My first thought was “huh?” And then I got it.
@lichme @OnionSoup Well, I had to google it. What the… Why would… EEW!
@lichme @macromeh and now the agents in Langley who monitor all your Google searches know you googled Cleveland Steamers.
@macromeh @OnionSoup
Solid writeup. A++++, would read about steampunk again.
@melonscoop
What state are these steamers made in?
@medz solid. though i guess the plastic and metal were in liquid at some point.
@carl669
I thought it said “garment streamer” and I imagined somebody livestreaming their new shirt.
@awk I thought it said “gourmet steamer” and I visualized steaming carrots in situ…
hahahaha…“steamer”.
All y’all dirty bastards making Cleveland jokes…As the resident bad boy around here, even I didn’t stoop so low. Shame on all of you. Especially you, Sanchez. Maybe you should buy one of these to wash that filthy mouth of yours.
@ShotgunX
Set Phasers to stunning! My shirt never felt so hot!
@hchavers You’re not supposed to use it while wearing said shirt . . .
I love the writeup, as a steampunk fan myself. I even have a gigantic gears mural on my wall, made of styrofoam, salvaged from the 2012 Megaplex con (when the theme was steampunk).
@PooltoyWolf sweet!
@PooltoyWolf Pics or it never happened
@tweezak Just for you
@PooltoyWolf Do you feel lucky, steam punk?
@phendrick Hahahaha
@PooltoyWolf Here’s some wallpaper you should have: https://rebelwalls.com/wall-murals/categories/hobby/collecting/steampunk-mechanics
@Kyeh Oooh that’s cool
Why mix metric and imperial units… Pick a standard and stick with it!
What’s the deal with 8 foot 2 inch cord. An even 8 feet was just a tad too short? (it’s also not a round number converted to metric)
@rmeden Geez! Take a Valium and chill. Maybe the cord is 8’ and the plug is 2” making it 8’2 overall. Dunno what you’re so mad about unless you can relate to the “2 inch plug” on a personal level.
@rmeden Evidently these are for sale here for just this reason. The power cords should be 100 inches and failed inspection.
(Or the power cords are 2.5 meters and Meh does not have a metric tape measure.)
Portable means 110v/220v switchable…
@ManBehindPlan It should, but is it? That’s what I was looking for. The “similar” one at Amazon says US voltage only.
@ManBehindPlan that is assuming we will be allowed in other countries anytime soon…
@ParadisePete I expect it isn’t, else it would be called out as a feature. My needs are generally in Europe, not NA - every hotel in this country has an iron in it.
Thanks a lot guyz!
It looks like a gun from Men In Black.
*Gauges
I’d pay about $5 for this. Maybe $10 if heat was applied.
@wentzelduane or $16 if steam was applied?
Garment steamer? So I guess it wouldn’t work on vegetables?
@lisaviolet maybe you can steam veggies with it, if it’s like my steamer you’ll have to refill the water tank pretty frequently… Probably before veggies are steamed properly.
Wasn’t Sienna Vela the actress that used to be in all those old B&W Mexican cowboy films. She was always the woman that ran the Cantina in the town and supervised the girls.
Here’s a review of a different Sienna Vela model on YouTube. It’s 23 minutes long and super weird: For example, it’s branded “ASMR,” the guy wears latex gloves, and you get a nice 15-second close up of his Target receipt to prove how much the sales tax was. But still worth the watch just to confirm someone actually did this with their time:
@MegaHenzoid weird vid
@MegaHenzoid At about 2 min in I wanted to reach through the computer and rip the box open…I need to work on my patience…
Then when he’s wiping the box down with Clorox wipes, he coughs! Surprised he didn’t throw it out and buy a new one!
OK, I’m 7 min in and…uhh…I lost track of what I was going to say
Alright buddy, you haven’t plugged it in, how many times are you going to click the dang power button?
Good idea to wipe it down, coming from China.
Woa, woa, woa! Steam actually gets him excited. Who knew?
You think he takes 20 min to start the car in the morning? Maybe check the transmission fluid levels first, top off the tires that extra 0.5 #, wipe down the side-view mirrors, clean off the lens of the license plate light… You know, the essentials.
Watching someone iron their wife’s jeans with a hand-held steamer is so…zen…or creepy, I can’t decide which.
peeeeeaaace!
@MegaHenzoid I had the same one but I never got it sorted out
Hmmm… That steamer look familiar. OMG! Don’t buy them! It’s a Martian trap!!
Just got mine yesterday haven’t had a chance to use it yet. But can’t wait to.