All y’all dirty bastards making Cleveland jokes…As the resident bad boy around here, even I didn’t stoop so low. Shame on all of you. Especially you, Sanchez. Maybe you should buy one of these to wash that filthy mouth of yours.
Here’s a review of a different Sienna Vela model on YouTube. It’s 23 minutes long and super weird: For example, it’s branded “ASMR,” the guy wears latex gloves, and you get a nice 15-second close up of his Target receipt to prove how much the sales tax was. But still worth the watch just to confirm someone actually did this with their time:
@MegaHenzoid At about 2 min in I wanted to reach through the computer and rip the box open…I need to work on my patience…
Then when he’s wiping the box down with Clorox wipes, he coughs! Surprised he didn’t throw it out and buy a new one!
OK, I’m 7 min in and…uhh…I lost track of what I was going to say
Alright buddy, you haven’t plugged it in, how many times are you going to click the dang power button?
Good idea to wipe it down, coming from China.
Woa, woa, woa! Steam actually gets him excited. Who knew?
You think he takes 20 min to start the car in the morning? Maybe check the transmission fluid levels first, top off the tires that extra 0.5 #, wipe down the side-view mirrors, clean off the lens of the license plate light… You know, the essentials.
Watching someone iron their wife’s jeans with a hand-held steamer is so…zen…or creepy, I can’t decide which.