SideDeal $99 IRK 2 day meh-rathon September 22 reveal

@Kidsandliz Oooooh, you can haz orange floofster.

@Kidsandliz Love the cats. Wish one of those came in my IRK. The cute one in the box looks like it’s ready to be shipped out.

@rcwbbb Nope will not ship to you even if you pay the postage. That one is my best purr bucket lap cat. Someone dumped her on campus with broken teeth and bone chips loose in her jaw from being abused. Took her about 2 years to believe I wouldn’t abuse her when petting from the front of her head or tripping over her.

@Kidsandliz Sucks that I won’t be getting a cat. And I won’t need one of your three Cleveland posters. But hey, that lucky cat, has one great owner.

@werehatrack That orange thing is whom I originally called my backyard bird feeder dinner bait kitty. He was a stray who hung out by the bird feeder someone in this apartment complex had looking for bird or squirrel dinner. I snagged him at about 10ish mo old. He was not feral, just dumped. He has no meow which makes him a quiet cat but he makes up for it in other ways - for example chewing the lightening end of phone cables and working hard to get at them.

In future irks (attention @extramedium - yeah ok so I know these things are random but irrational hope is still hope ) I need a lot of those!!! as it gets expensive. He can, for example, open the bed side table drawer where I used to keep them (that took about 6 mo of effort and the drawer is pretty scratched). Now I have them on a shelf and he can’t quite reach them but I am sure that he will figure that out eventually. Meanwhile any time I accidently forget to stash the cord there that is the cord death knell.

@rcwbbb Yeah meh really needs to think through the not sending cats in irks decision. I mean seriously look at how they send a cat toy each time.

@djslack Sand and ecru are two different ones?!?

@Kyeh I want them to feel like I recognize their individuality and value them each independently

@Kyeh unlike those damn Trackrs, which can all go in a box to be donated without any differentiation.

I’m thinking whether I want to get myself a bad name on Amazon… they still sell them there for $12-20… I could send all mine to FBA for $5 each and take the market for a bit, might make myself enough to buy lunch. $8 each I might be able to get a fast casual dinner.

@djslack

I recognize their individuality and value them each independently

How thoughtful of you!

Trakrs - Whoa … but are people actually buying them for that much?

@Kyeh I don’t know… if you sort the reviews by date the most recent are all one star “DO NOT BUY THIS” reviews but they are still up.

@djslack You got a sandbag?

@werehatrack definitely not worth $99

@werehatrack I’m in Cleveland and got Detroit wall pops. Anyone want to trade?

@werehatrack

@mehgrl If shipping was still relatively cheap, I’d just send you the four I’ve got.

@mehgrl I have two you can have for postage OR when I finally drive 1084 miles to the east side of Cleveland to see mom I can bring them and either mail them from there or we can meet up.

@Kidsandliz Well, when you find your way out here, send me a DM/whisper.

@werehatrack Ya, I sent someone one of mine and the shipping cost was pricey. I appreciate the thought, though.

@mehgrl OK and @warehatrack if I end up meeting up with you when I am in Houston in Dec I could pick up yours and then the next time I was in Cleveland seeing family could divest myself of them to anyone on here who was up there who wanted them (but I am not driving to the far west side folks - too far when I end up seeing mom just over the county line in Lake County and not Cuyahoga County).

@Kidsandliz @mehgrl PLAN!

@werehatrack I got exactly the same box. Tons of pink.

@werehatrack my irk was identical. Except for a bright blue irk bag. So much regret.

@ironcheftoni @werehatrack Ditto, except only 5 of the Casery things (is that good or bad?) with a blue bag. Paint was “orchid” color.
And exactly zero TrackRs, so some good.
They should change the name of these things to "SMIRK"s (super meh IRKs).
Net cost a $, which is about right for the product less the aggravation. At least the Mehrathon stuff should be useful.

@Kidsandliz @mehgrl I’m in Lyndhurst, pretty close!

@Bretterson @mehgrl Yup that is. I sent you both a whisper.

Ouch! Sorry.

@EdgarAllenPope Next time, (if you’re still tempted after this fiasco), wait until after you’ve spent the required amount BEFORE you get the IRK!! At $99 I’m sure they had plenty left over!

Here is how you count to two:

Sorry, that stinks. I hope you get something to make it worthwhile (besides the lesson).

@EdgarAllenPope Ugh, I had that regret (although I think they were still partially refunding if you didn’t meet the full amount). I had things I could have bought… but I dozed off, and completely forgot the next day!

Meh-colepsy.

@IndifferentDude The next irk’s write-up will be just a link to this post.

@IndifferentDude You get it.

@remo28 The UV LED light, in theory, is pretty useful.

@remo28
The grow light is really cool. If I got a irk this time I’d be happy with grow lights.

@remo28 cant believe they still have more of those tags. They have been sending them for years

@erhanuyar @remo28 They are going to have today’s offering (fidget key chain) for years too.

@erhanuyar @remo28 Given the rate at which they keep pushing them out, I have to think they still have more than a pallet of them. Possibly pallets, plural.

@Star2236 yeah the grow light I need to look into. Maybe I can grow some tomatoes or strawberries inside during winter. Idk I’ll have to do some reading on how to set up and what works best.

@remo28 @Star2236 A friend’s experience was that such units needed to be really close to the plant, or lots of them were needed.

@ybmuG
Your bag is defiantly the best part, I want an old school one.

@Star2236 @ybmuG I wish my bags were defiant, but they just sit there and take whatever crap I give them.

@metaphore well you can always ask support to send yours…

@Kidsandliz I could, but I also just got rid of a bunch of IRK bags so it feels a little unnecessary to ask for something I don’t even want.

@Bretterson GEEZ!!! Go buy a lottery ticket!

@Bretterson Only 6 trackers? I have at least 30 or 40 of them by now. And only 4 ring/grip things. Heck I got 14 of them in my irk. You are definitely deprived.

@Kyeh Yeah I’m not gonna press my luck here

@Kidsandliz I hadn’t received any in maybe a year, but I’m sure I have at least 20 TrackRs by now. Probably more, but I can’t remember where the others are. I received two rings in my last box and a pack of car chargers in the one prior.

@Bretterson Actually I had a typo. I got 14 ring things in this irk. No use for them nor does anyone I know want them - which is why I am sure there are so many of them meh is trying to get rid of. I wonder if they can count them as “selling at a loss” on their books.

@Bretterson @Kidsandliz I have repurposed a couple of the casery rings as pull rings on storage bins.

@Bretterson @Kidsandliz @werehatrack
I actually bought one on purpose way back to put on a big quilting ruler. They’re a bit of a pain to lift from the edge. Maybe contact a local quilting guild…

@Bretterson @Kidsandliz @Kyeh @werehatrack
I LOVE using my ring on my phone and on my smallest tablet! It’s super comfortable holding my devices with it. After I first bought one 5 years ago my cats vet gave them out for free with their info on it and now, just like most of you guys, I’ll never have to buy one again!

@AnniKat I’m trying to figure out how to use the grow light- floor lamp?

@AnniKat
I’d be happy with the toothbrushes too but I like oral care stuff.

@KNmeh7 you keep saying that, and then you show up and say it again. See you next time!

/giphy ok see you

@KNmeh7 The ink IRKs have been pretty darn nice. I personally have finally given up my previous quest for a pallet of non-functional Martian Watches, especially since this last IRK was the second large piece of luggage I’ve had to find room for!

(Don’t worry, I found room)

@brainmist @KNmeh7
You got MORE luggage??

@brainmist @KNmeh7 My ink irk this time was in the terrible category. My last one would have been ok - not good but ok - but the box had been crushed while in transit and things broken. The one before that was really good.

@brainmist @KNmeh7
I’m still waiting for my pallet of random MULTIPLE STUFF to delivered to my house. But it better be a pallet of random MULTIPLE THINGS (from gif peanut butter scoopers to Halloween or Xmas decoration to sports bras. I want a pallets of so much weirdness I don’t even no what to do with it!!!🫣====excitement from MEH!!!

@Star2236 For your own safety and sanity, I beseech you, do not turn this into a multiple-contributor Holy Quest.

@djslack That gif would have worked if I had purchased. But, I did not. So. . . yea, I come back because this was supposed to be about community. Ya know, someone with a Erlenmeyer flask would read my ire, and then the next round have them specifically send shit to goad me to reply.

Like that kind of community and banter. Versus members of a year, because their favorite 90s sitcom actor shills it on a new-age QVC, is fucking over the moon to get what we know is absolute trash.

Put some goddamn effort into this.

@cbilyak I won this time. I didn’t play.

@blaineg

@NoSalt If you really want the bag, contact sidedeal.com/support and ask them to send one.

@werehatrack Meh.

@Felton10 Someone posted they shuttered their brick and mortar so I’d imagine much of what we are seeing is from that and no room in the warehouse so they have tons to dump. And tons of the same thing as we are finding out.

@Kidsandliz I always look at what people get around the same time I get mine and it looks like they send out lots of the same things on the same day. With me it was a box of flower planters which me and others got around the same time and so far it looks like the heat lamp was their product of choice for the first IRKs send out.

@Felton10 That is likely because they have a pile of one item they throw in the boxes until they run out and then go on to the next item. One time I, and several of us got 100% smashed and broken things labeled non-working (were returns). That was a bummer. At the time I suggested that they spread the broken stuff over more people. I got mocked out for that suggestion.

@Felton10 @Kidsandliz I suspect the loss of the B&M has something to do with the upward frequency bump as well, though trying to drive sales of better product by making it a rather pricier tie-in has likely reduced the effectiveness of both halves of the campaign. (If I’m right about that, we can probably expect another 'Thon in the coming 30 days, with yet another gimmick to try to maximize the balance between shoveling the IRKs out the door and grabbing some tie-in sales in the process.)

@Kidsandliz @werehatrack What ever their new policy is, it is working or they would have discontinued it by now. The seem to alternate an IRK for a minimal amount if you purchase other items with an IRK with no purchase requirement at a preset price. I am sure they are trying to figure out what is the max they can charge for the IRK at the preset price and still sell out all of them.

@Felton10 @Kidsandliz
They just opened that store and it’s already closed? If it did online access it would have done 10x better (if the deals are below online prices) but they were probably the same. I would have liked to go and buy and irk at the store though.

@Felton10 @Star2236 someone else posted it had closed before they had gotten around to going there.

@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @Star2236 >What ever their new policy is, it is working or they would have discontinued it by now.

See, that is what happens when you have VC money, and you can make the investors see stuff in the meetings like: we signed up 45 new members with this stint! Ignoring the long-time complaints, and the inevitable demise. So long as that quarter looks good, in whatever metric they sell, they win. So yea, they are continuing it for now, but there is no way sending absolute trash without chance of a win is a viable long-term strategy. But that is old-school business knowledge. Fuck if I know anymore.

@KNmeh7 At present, since they haven’t used the same “policy” twice in succession, I don’t think they can be said to have one firmly in place. When it no longer changes with every iteration, we’ll know that they’ve got one settled. Until then, this is the experimentation phase, and we’re the lab rats.

Welcome to the maze; the Schrodinger’s cheese simultaneously is and is not a lie.

@werehatrack Does defending a corporation that abjectly sucks, but dropping Schrodinger makes you feel better about… again, defending abject shit?

Also, can you be any more condescending to someone who has a username date from 2016 with “welcome to the maze?” Do better.

Don’t even get me started about how you will explain how superposition has anything to do with a fucking maze? Or do

@pattyrusk1 Too bad you didn’t get any TrackRs. You could have thrown them into the school educator’s batch for their arts and craft classes.

@carolqueen OH NO!!
On the bright side (if there is one) that person won’t steal from you again once they see the crap inside!! They’ll figure it ain’t worth the bother.

@carolqueen
What! Are you sure it wasn’t delivered to the wrong address? You probably have a video doorbell, I’m like a dinosaur when it comes to gadgets for the home.

@jml326 At one time, Meh tended to have listings for “art kits” containing small canvases, some brushes, and a big pile of random and mostly fugly bottles of craft paint. I guess they ran out of the canvas sets.

@somf69 The writeup called not buying it the most popular option, and I considered it ghe best option unless the buyer had already willingly spent $98 or more on 'Thon merch.

@pattyrusk1 Yay!! Super excited! Mine shipped! The rugs I got alone during the meh-A-thon, are so nice that whatever arrives in my IRK, I’ll be happy

@pattyrusk1 tracking says my package will arrive this Thursday. Hoping that they saved the best for last

@pattyrusk1 expect paint!

@robpete I have the same problem. I think it’s the Neanderthal genes I inherited from my ancestors.