@troy Clarification requested. The following seems to indicate that a refund of less than $15 could occur:
The potential refund is $15.
If you hit the maximum refund, the IRK works out to $15.
Does this actually mean that the refund is incremental this time, unlike the rules for the last 'thon where it was $15-or-zip? Are the increments $5 each? Rules-lawyering minds want to know!
Hokay. In a blatant usage of copypasta, here’s the de rigueur TFL;NGFR version:
To clarify, because we always seem to end up with somebody who doesn’t immediately grasp the details:
Only purchases made from the Meh dot com site during the Mehrathon can count toward the IRK partial refund. Purchases on SideDeal, Morningsave, Casemates, Hammacher-Schlemmer and that other if-it-still-exists-J-something site do not count.
If you buy an IRK and also make one Meh purchase during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
If you buy an IRK and also make two purchases from two different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
About that “Unique Item” requirement: the three purchases must be from three different sale listings on the Meh dot com site. (Thus the “unique item” notations above.) By way of example, buying two different items from the same sale listing (like one pack of blue socks at 2:07AM and one pack of green socks from the same listing but bought at 8:43AM) only counts as one unique item for refund purposes. (“Unique” has a meh-unique meaning here.) You need a total of three purchases made from three different listings during the 'Thon in order to qualify for an IRK refund AT ALL.
Continuing on…
If you buy an IRK and also make three unique-item-by-the-Meh-rules purchases from three different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. This is not guaranteed to reduce your regret at having bought an IRK. (In fact, the regret is the only guarantee.)
If you buy an IRK and also make four or more unique item purchases from four or more different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. Glutton for punishment, much?
If you buy an IRK and also make one purchase from each and every different sale listing during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and at least one staffer will point and giggle at the list.
If you do not buy an IRK but you make one, two, three or more purchases from different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and you will totally miss out on the opportunity to experience the genuine Regret™ that only comes from buying an IRK.
Items available during the Mehrathon but purchased before the 'Thon began or after it ends do not count toward an IRK refund. Sorry, any “oh, shit, can I cancel this thing I bought yesterday and rebuy it today during the 'Thon to get the IRK discount?” CS requests will get a sneer of derision (privately) and a polite response of “no.”
Hope that helps. (Powers that be, feel free to edit any errors.)
Instant regret. Like starting a 2 day war and being 30 days into it and losing, then giving a 48-hour ultimatum that lasts 10 days, then spending your last 20 years of your life wearing adult diapers due to what a boy did back to you in that island. Like, that type of regret? Or nah.
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Fuck it.
Im back.
Im ready to be hurt again.
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Not today, Satan, not today.
I will go down with this ship.
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MORE CONDOMS BAYBEEEEEE
Oh, gawd! It burns!!!
Ahhhhh, well……
/giphy confused-devious-surprise
@troy Clarification requested. The following seems to indicate that a refund of less than $15 could occur:
Does this actually mean that the refund is incremental this time, unlike the rules for the last 'thon where it was $15-or-zip? Are the increments $5 each? Rules-lawyering minds want to know!
@werehatrack Still 3 unique offer minimum this time, like the last one. You’re right that “Maximum” is unnecessary – will revise!
After getting ZONKED on my last 2 IRKs, I guess meh can be the fool today and …
Hokay. In a blatant usage of copypasta, here’s the de rigueur TFL;NGFR version:
To clarify, because we always seem to end up with somebody who doesn’t immediately grasp the details:
Only purchases made from the Meh dot com site during the Mehrathon can count toward the IRK partial refund. Purchases on SideDeal, Morningsave, Casemates, Hammacher-Schlemmer and that other if-it-still-exists-J-something site do not count.
If you buy an IRK and also make one Meh purchase during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
If you buy an IRK and also make two purchases from two different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
About that “Unique Item” requirement: the three purchases must be from three different sale listings on the Meh dot com site. (Thus the “unique item” notations above.) By way of example, buying two different items from the same sale listing (like one pack of blue socks at 2:07AM and one pack of green socks from the same listing but bought at 8:43AM) only counts as one unique item for refund purposes. (“Unique” has a meh-unique meaning here.) You need a total of three purchases made from three different listings during the 'Thon in order to qualify for an IRK refund AT ALL.
Continuing on…
If you buy an IRK and also make three unique-item-by-the-Meh-rules purchases from three different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. This is not guaranteed to reduce your regret at having bought an IRK. (In fact, the regret is the only guarantee.)
If you buy an IRK and also make four or more unique item purchases from four or more different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. Glutton for punishment, much?
If you buy an IRK and also make one purchase from each and every different sale listing during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and at least one staffer will point and giggle at the list.
If you do not buy an IRK but you make one, two, three or more purchases from different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and you will totally miss out on the opportunity to experience the genuine Regret™ that only comes from buying an IRK.
Items available during the Mehrathon but purchased before the 'Thon began or after it ends do not count toward an IRK refund. Sorry, any “oh, shit, can I cancel this thing I bought yesterday and rebuy it today during the 'Thon to get the IRK discount?” CS requests will get a sneer of derision (privately) and a polite response of “no.”
Hope that helps. (Powers that be, feel free to edit any errors.)
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After getting railed from the March IRK, I decided for 4/1 to do it again. Wow I am dumb.
Instant regret. Like starting a 2 day war and being 30 days into it and losing, then giving a 48-hour ultimatum that lasts 10 days, then spending your last 20 years of your life wearing adult diapers due to what a boy did back to you in that island. Like, that type of regret? Or nah.
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…does this mean more condoms?
…it means more condoms, doesn’t it?