You know what’s going to be filling the irk boxes in 7 months
This is actually a really good deal! Of course that means you have to get laid 24 times in the next 7 months…which means 3x a month… which means… … …
@haydesigner Lifetime supply…?
Cover your junk, guys!
/giphy purring-gorgeous-feet
@aperfecttool72 “wrap it before you tap it”
@aperfecttool72 @chienfou /giphy is such a freak!
@aperfecttool72 Some where I still have my Stevens and Pruitt KLOL Rock 101, “Wrap that Rascal” Condom key chain.
Do you still have to aplogize after using them? You know, because they’re Canadian.
Electronically tested for strength? WTF?
they do that for the design and testing of materials. They don’t stretch test each one before packaging!
I read it as extra penetration instead of extra protection lol. WTF sidedeal selling condoms, tomorrows deal- dildos.
The only person I have sex with after being married 26 years is myself.
@j37hr0 that is so sad…
@chienfou I had a good run
@chienfou @j37hr0
What could go wrong? What’s the warranty?
Sorry, nothing labeled “Ultra Mince” is getting anywhere near my willy.
@macromeh Thankfully, the mince in this context is French, not English.
(Given the bilingual verbiage, my guess is that these were intended for the Canadian market.)
I feel like this is one item I don’t mind paying full price for, I mean Inwould be concerned as to why it was discounted.
@tinamarie1974 yep… this is not an item to cheap out on! The money you save won’t go far towards the potential child support!
@tinamarie1974 theres nothing wrong with them - just Canadian packaging!
90 days
Wednesday, Jun 8 - Monday, Jun 13
Seems appropriate for pride month. Well, at least half of it.
You know what’s going to be filling the irk boxes in 7 months
This is actually a really good deal! Of course that means you have to get laid 24 times in the next 7 months…which means 3x a month… which means… … …
@haydesigner Lifetime supply…?
Cover your junk, guys!
/giphy purring-gorgeous-feet
@aperfecttool72
“wrap it before you tap it”
@aperfecttool72 @chienfou /giphy is such a freak!
@aperfecttool72 Some where I still have my Stevens and Pruitt KLOL Rock 101, “Wrap that Rascal” Condom key chain.
Do you still have to aplogize after using them?
You know, because they’re Canadian.
Electronically tested for strength? WTF?
they do that for the design and testing of materials. They don’t stretch test each one before packaging!
I read it as extra penetration instead of extra protection lol.
WTF sidedeal selling condoms, tomorrows deal- dildos.
The only person I have sex with after being married 26 years is myself.
@j37hr0
that is so sad…
@chienfou I had a good run
@chienfou @j37hr0
What could go wrong? What’s the warranty?
Sorry, nothing labeled “Ultra Mince” is getting anywhere near my willy.
@macromeh Thankfully, the mince in this context is French, not English.
(Given the bilingual verbiage, my guess is that these were intended for the Canadian market.)
I feel like this is one item I don’t mind paying full price for, I mean Inwould be concerned as to why it was discounted.
@tinamarie1974
yep… this is not an item to cheap out on! The money you save won’t go far towards the potential child support!
@tinamarie1974 theres nothing wrong with them - just Canadian packaging!
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Jun 8 - Monday, Jun 13
Seems appropriate for pride month.
Well, at least half of it.