show me your best holiday apparel

@RiotDemon halloween is definitely a holiday.

@RiotDemon thats krampus in a mask!

@thismyusername uh oh, you caught me!

@cinoclav careful what you wish for, that bitch is fierce!

@carl669 Exactly.

@cinoclav that unicorn is terrifying.

@RiotDemon Pretty much what I was going for.

@carl669

Re @KittySprinkles

careful what you wish for, that bitch is fierce!

Then we two will get along nicely.

/giphy bitches

@cinoclav I’m in a pretty “burn Christmas to the ground” mood, but that fucking unicorn is delightful.

@KittySprinkles

@mfladd that’ll do

@cinoclav I saw your unicorn sweater at Marshalls of all places! I didn’t notice the price.

@mfladd It was about $24 on Amazon. Cheaper at Kohls but I had to order a larger size and they didn’t have it anymore. It runs incredibly small.

@sammydog01 ohhh… i do like Krampus shirts.

@carl669 I wore it to the Krampus parade last year. Good times.

@narfcake i guess i didn’t really give a close date for this contest. re-post when you get the shirt.

@carl669 Sounds fair. Given that the order numbers have increased 11,000 since my last order there a little over a week ago and this is a new design so it hasn’t been printed yet, it’ll probably be about 3 weeks when I get it in.

@narfcake dammit jim, i’m a doctor, not a time lord. wait, i’m not a doctor. but my brother is, does that count? still doesn’t solve the time issue. maybe pick a current favorite then instead of a future favorite?

@carl669 Whaaaa?! You know I don’t have any many plenty a plethora of other holiday catshirts … /s

(I’ll post a couple copies of this tonight …)

https://shirt.woot.com/offers/meh-christmas-and-a-crappy-new-year?ref=meh_com

@carl669 Annnnd it actually shipped out last night! I wasn’t expecting that.

@carl669

@Barney awww… thank you! gotta stay (somewhat) fit in order to keep up with the boy.

@carl669

Hope he sometimes turns his hand around so that the palm faces the camera.

Has all the makings of a potential serious burnt-orange-blooded Texas Longhorn if you ask me.

@f00l i don’t know. his current favorite team is the detroit lions, only because he likes lions. i’m gonna have a hard time switching him over to a longhorn.

@carl669

It’s cool. No need to switch.

NCAA vs NFL.

But he clearly has native talent.

@narfcake

Eye got this one.

@f00l @narfcake that was our family xmas shirt last year

Shrinkage comparison. Anvil XL vs AA small.

@marcee I like it! I would probably buy that shirt.

@therealjrn Lucky for you, it’s for sale! But also, thanks!

@marcee yay!

@marcee I laughed when I saw this on the sale – it is a thing of beauty!

@tightwad Oh crap it’s anatomically correct.

@sammydog01 I don’t know how “correct” it is but it sure is anatomical!

@sammydog01 @tightwad I’ve never seen a male unicorn that DIDN’T look like that.

@ELUNO i said holiday apparel though. mine just happens to be a christmas shirt.

@rtjhnstn damn man. you’re so white you blended into the background!

@Cerridwyn that’s not you! disqualified!

@carl669 how do you know?

@Cerridwyn Right!

@Cerridwyn that polar bear is far too young to type.

@narfcake well, aren’t you a
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@carl669 okay 2 cents for that reply

@mj made?

@sammydog01 nice!

@sammydog01 hah. I’m wearing that right now and was planning on posting a photo later.

I got mine months ago when woot was doing the random shirts for $2-3.

@sammydog01 My copy has a hole in it.

@sammydog01 Groot! You’re wearing Groot. Congratulations! My box isn’t due until Saturday. I’d wear my Christmas sweatshirts, but it’s 84 outside.

@sammydog01 Or maybe Krampus, and drinking from a Krampus mug, as I am.

@OldCatLady NOOOOOO!

I wore them to school to pick up my teenager and said very loudly “Did you see my shoes light up?” It’s totally not my fault he doesn’t have friends.

I had hot cocoa in my Krampus mug. It tasted special.

@sammydog01 Hahahahaha! I love mine! They make me smile. You’re never too old for Christmas toys.
/image Christmas crocs

@OldCatLady I need a candy cane Jibbitz!

@sammydog01 Me too. Those beat the old clip-on shoe accessory things all hollow.

@OldCatLady I have been wearing my Christmas crocs everywhere and wore them to see Star Wars last night. Every time I stretched my legs they lit up in the dark theater. My son pretended to not know me. I love those things.

(Sale crocs are an additional 40% off through the crocs club today and a coupon for an extra 10% off popped up on my computer. I’ll be wearing palm trees this summer!)

@sammydog01

Crocs can be ugly/beautiful.

/giphy crocs

@f00l I swore to never wear Crocs and then bought a pair of fuzzy ones for slippers- they cured my plantar faciitis. So I have a medical excuse for wearing ugly shoes. Plus they light up!

@sammydog01 You’re a dutiful parent, because embarrassing your kids is part of the job. I dearly love clothes that are decorated. Palm trees? Wait, let me go look. Dang.

@OldCatLady Summer twinsies too?

@sammydog01 Summer here starts in March, so probably.

@OldCatLady I bought these:

and these:

And I just realized I took over the holiday apparel thread. Sorry @carl669. at least I bumped it for you.

@sammydog01 You forgot to say the secret word that excuses any overtaking of a @carl669 thread.

Fuck.

There. It’s on-topic again.

@sammydog01

Fucking run with it.

@f00l
/giphy fucking run

@tohar1 umm… where’d you get it? asking for a friend.

@carl669 I keep seeing the ad for these on meh.com, lol.

@carl669 when you Google search the image, a bunch of different retailers come up. Also photos of it being worn:

Guess you need big arms to look convincing.

@RiotDemon Zoro and TeeTurtle ads here.

(Feel free to guess which one is work related.)

@sammydog01 sure. i’ll take one. for a prize. yeah… umm… a prize. to like, give someone else. mmm hmm. that’s it. giving. and stuff.

@carl669 Write to sammydog001 at gmail. I’ll send two in case one falls off the back of the truck.

@oldcatlady You bought a bunch of these too, didn’t you? Are you drinking whatever they let you drink out of them yet?

@sammydog01 I certainly am. I can have coffee again, and tea. The world is a safer place, and I have a few hard-to-buy for friends who are getting these.

@OldCatLady Your friends sound fun. (And congrats on the coffee.)
/giphy drinking coffee

@heartny Nice kitty!

@heartny Did you buy more sweaters with the money?

@therealjrn I don’t remember what I did with the money, but I’m sure I bought something important
I think I would like to get this sweater:

@tohar1 damn. only double XL left.