Maybe a bit different from what you’re used to seeing, as it makes an effort for historical & scriptural accuracy. What little dialogue there is, is in Aramaic.
So, Joseph and Mary came from Kolob to have a fast-growing child who scored some great bling, Jesus went back as an adult to pitch his ideas versus Lucifer’s, who was voted down and revolted with an attempted coup against Dad. Sometime earlier, a woman from Missouri was tricked by a talking snake into eating an apple from a tree that God placed there that he forbid eating from. God made them move out, and after a lot of begatting, God, in a fit of anger, drowned all living things because he could, leaving a guy and his soon-to-be-incestuous family who built a big floating zoo. Able to hold infinitely long grudges he sent Himself as Jesus to Earth to be killed to forgive the thing about the apple with the hitch that if you weren’t thankful and believed he did it, you would burn forever in a pit of fire. This was tough luck for people who’d never heard of any of this and billions of confused people found that not only had they died…now this? Ahhh, but what do you expect from a God that on a bet with Lucifer, told his faithful servant Abraham to kill his only son to prove he really loved God…and Abraham had knife in hand and a confused little boy when God said he was only kidding. worst.joke.ever. But shortly after God did kill 43 children via bears for calling his homie Elisha “Baldy” (2, Kings 2)…A long time later a dude from Vermont with a hat and a rock found he could read golden tablets he got from a space-angel, invented super underwear and forever after got people to give him 20% of their income. And from a bit of that money, this film was made so more people would give their 20% and get some super underwear so they can be Latter Day Saints!
Wow, beautifully done.
I’m definitely going to need to brush up on my Aramaic, though.
Simply beautiful. Good reminder of how this all started…
So, Joseph and Mary came from Kolob to have a fast-growing child who scored some great bling, Jesus went back as an adult to pitch his ideas versus Lucifer’s, who was voted down and revolted with an attempted coup against Dad. Sometime earlier, a woman from Missouri was tricked by a talking snake into eating an apple from a tree that God placed there that he forbid eating from. God made them move out, and after a lot of begatting, God, in a fit of anger, drowned all living things because he could, leaving a guy and his soon-to-be-incestuous family who built a big floating zoo. Able to hold infinitely long grudges he sent Himself as Jesus to Earth to be killed to forgive the thing about the apple with the hitch that if you weren’t thankful and believed he did it, you would burn forever in a pit of fire. This was tough luck for people who’d never heard of any of this and billions of confused people found that not only had they died…now this? Ahhh, but what do you expect from a God that on a bet with Lucifer, told his faithful servant Abraham to kill his only son to prove he really loved God…and Abraham had knife in hand and a confused little boy when God said he was only kidding. worst.joke.ever. But shortly after God did kill 43 children via bears for calling his homie Elisha “Baldy” (2, Kings 2)…A long time later a dude from Vermont with a hat and a rock found he could read golden tablets he got from a space-angel, invented super underwear and forever after got people to give him 20% of their income. And from a bit of that money, this film was made so more people would give their 20% and get some super underwear so they can be Latter Day Saints!
@margot Got a link to the movie you watched?
@margot i love this! LOVE IT!!!
@margot Nailed it.
@margot i bet these folks have never had someone make fun of their religious beliefs before. Aren’t you so witty.
My eyes are burning from watching part of that fable!
My take is a reminder to all to be kind, loving and grateful. Always. You don’t know what’s around the corner.