Q: Where’s my email receipt? A: We didn’t send you one. Rather than try to find a receipt in your already overflowing inbox, just head over to My Orders.
Q: How do I track my order? A: Our advice: live your life for a week or two, your thing will just show up. But if it’s been awhile, check My Orders (which is also in our footer), we’ll put a tracking number there when it’s shipped.
Q: How will it be shipped? Can I pay to expedite it? A: The slowest and cheapest way we can possibly find. Usually that’s Smartpost or Surepost, which starts with FedEx or UPS and ends with the post office. It’ll probably be 2 weeks before you get it. And no you can’t get it any faster.
Since you asked, from the FAQ:
Q: Where’s my email receipt?
A: We didn’t send you one. Rather than try to find a receipt in your already overflowing inbox, just head over to My Orders.
Q: How do I track my order?
A: Our advice: live your life for a week or two, your thing will just show up. But if it’s been awhile, check My Orders (which is also in our footer), we’ll put a tracking number there when it’s shipped.
Also from the FAQ:
Q: How will it be shipped? Can I pay to expedite it?
A: The slowest and cheapest way we can possibly find. Usually that’s Smartpost or Surepost, which starts with FedEx or UPS and ends with the post office. It’ll probably be 2 weeks before you get it. And no you can’t get it any faster.
Man, now we just need to have a faq so long none of us ever have to say anything besides quoting parts of it.
Note to self to add the above to the FAQ.
Careful what you ask for
Please see FAQ - 17 MEH §1201(a)(3)(A)
Does everyone read FAQ as fack or is that just me?
I read FAQ as fack. Much more efficient than Eff Ay Cue.
That's how I say it. Sometimes FAQs like Facts
It's always jarring when I see someone say "an FAQ".
Sometimes I need to read an FAQ on how to input my PIN number at the ATM Machine.
@JonT You just made my eye twitch. Please, don't ever do that again.
I read it as Fah-Q, thanks to Dazed N Confused.
Another vote for "fack"
I read it as "duuuhhhhh"....
I read it as Frequently Asked Questions. Because fuck acronyms.
A.k.a. BFA
Sometimes when I read it, I see it as fah-q (fuck you), but it just depends on the site
RTFM