@baqui63
Canadians should build the Wall, out of duct tape. And Canadians should pay for it.
And Canadians should welcome us across the Duct Tape Wall whenever we want to play poker on the Internet or get affordable prescriptions, or take a day off from Making America More Stupid.
@medz I have the best of both worlds. I live in Canada but I get meh stuff anyway. (Thank you, USPS, for the post office box, and thank you, meh, for shipping to PO boxes.)
I, for one, wouldn’t be upset by Mediocre Labs deciding to acquire meh.ca from Merchant Energy Holdings and starting to sell one thing per day in Canada too.
To those Canadians who live within driving distance of the US border… stop by your local United States Postal Service office, and say “Please, please, sir/madam, may I have a box of the office of the post, please.” And they will say yes, and take your US dollars, and give you a key, and then you shall say “Meh, oh meh, please ship my Bluetooth speaker knife backpacks to Post Office Box 40404, Nowheretown, Montana”, and Meh shall say “Oh poor Canadian, or are you American, for we cannot tell, we shall ship you a Bluetooth speaker knife backpack”. And all shall be well.
Can we even trust those Canadians with all this high-tech equipment that meh sells?
What if they buy this meh crap and they use it to build nefarious Canadian items to take over America?
That would be terrible!!
Just say ‘NO’ to Canadians.
If you ship something to Canada do you have to write the address on it both in English and in French?
That sounds like it would be a pain, and maybe why they don’t do it.
@zachdecker There’s no difference - you only write the address once. Some cities might have French street names but it doesn’t change how you address something
Move to the United States already.
@medz But after the elections a lot of people are supposed to move to Canada. It would make sense to ship to Canada by then!
@ELUNO Eff that! Everyone knows the Great White North is where the Whitewalkers come from! Not falling for that trap, Canada!
@DarkHuD Should we build a wall?
@ELUNO Shit. Duh!
It just occurred to me… THAT must be where Drumpf got the idea!
@baqui63
Canadians should build the Wall, out of duct tape. And Canadians should pay for it.
And Canadians should welcome us across the Duct Tape Wall whenever we want to play poker on the Internet or get affordable prescriptions, or take a day off from Making America More Stupid.
/giphy duct tape wall
@medz I have the best of both worlds. I live in Canada but I get meh stuff anyway. (Thank you, USPS, for the post office box, and thank you, meh, for shipping to PO boxes.)
Eh, Meh?
/giphy maple leaf
@0Wise1 Canada is the hell/the devil?
@0Wise1
/giphy Canadian Devil
/giphy Canadian postal code
@f00l
/giphy hotline bling
No.
Now, had you said, “Ship to Canada already, you hosers!” then maybe . . . But you didn’t say that, did you, eh?
@Pavlov Take off!
Eh.meh.com
we’ve been over this a hundred times already. don’t you remember??
Someone hit the syrup a little hard tonight.
HELLO UP THERE!
We love Canada!
We love cannabis in Canada!
/giphy cannabis in Canada
@f00l
@ELUNO, you wanna watch the /giphy above. Patience, grasshopper, it will load.
@f00l
/giphy cannabis in Mordor?
So I take it the answer is no plans?
SHOULD MEH SELL AND SHIP TO CANADA?
After deep consideration, taking into account many factors, such as:
The possible impact of the supply/demand curve of Duct Tape
The increase/decrease in the stupidity of US politics (a predictable variable)
The odds that White Walkers don’t know how to dress and will be wearing a buncha maple leaves or something
The possible frequency of visits to Canada by cute young Royals, cute older Royals, and Corgis
The odds that the Khaleesi will show up to battle the White Walkers with a bunch of dragons, and will have hot outfits
The impact of excessive niceness and decency
Lotsa wolves and bears, Oh My!
Clean rivers for whitewater activities
That whole weirdo Bay Of Fundy thing.
Hudson Bay winters
The danger of a Northern Lights invasion southward
The possibility of more Canadian comedians south of the border, legal or illegal
Pamela Anderson
The possibility that Security Council meetings at the UN will become more like drunken hockey games
Whether Newfoundland named after a breed of dog, or, rather, is a breed of dog named after Newfoundland
…
CONCLUSION:
MEH SHOULD SELL AND SHIP TO CANADA
Overwhelming factors in the final analysis:
#1) I might move there
#2) They let you play poker on the Internet. Legally. No hassles, no vpn’s, no foreign credit cards, no bribing your Congresscritter.
#3) They understand, appreciate, and can play football in the way Heaven and the NFL intend football to be played.
#4) They are so nice that they actually like hanging around Texans. Or if they don’t like us, they are so nice, they’ve got us fooled.
@snapster? Logic Has Spoken.
/giphy Bay of Fundy
@f00l and kayaking the Beachburg section Ottawa River is a blast!
I, for one, wouldn’t be upset by Mediocre Labs deciding to acquire meh.ca from Merchant Energy Holdings and starting to sell one thing per day in Canada too.
I think that if meh ever sells hockey pucks, masks or sticks they should sell to Canadians.
To those Canadians who live within driving distance of the US border… stop by your local United States Postal Service office, and say “Please, please, sir/madam, may I have a box of the office of the post, please.” And they will say yes, and take your US dollars, and give you a key, and then you shall say “Meh, oh meh, please ship my Bluetooth speaker knife backpacks to Post Office Box 40404, Nowheretown, Montana”, and Meh shall say “Oh poor Canadian, or are you American, for we cannot tell, we shall ship you a Bluetooth speaker knife backpack”. And all shall be well.
Sure. But would still be nice for those of us who have to use a reshipping service because we are not in fact close enough to the border to do that.
In all seriousness, what’s the downside? Are the logistics really that bad? I always assumed shipping to Hawaii for example would be far costlier.
@Warshade
Perhaps you Canadians are all so nice you just can’t conceive what completely dickheaded assholes we can be.
Or perhaps it’s logistics.
Meh, I bet they’ll pay in US$. Are the customs and tax hassles that bad?
/giphy Just Do It
The logistics of getting anything through the Great Concavity/Convexity must be a real bitch. Probably best to avoid Canada all together.
Can we even trust those Canadians with all this high-tech equipment that meh sells?
What if they buy this meh crap and they use it to build nefarious Canadian items to take over America?
That would be terrible!!
Just say ‘NO’ to Canadians.
@daveinwarsh oh, all the high tech crap is already here, it just costs 150% of the US price
But Canada is such a nice place. Why would you want to encrapify it with the stuff meh sells?
@SSteve
they are not short of potential landfill sites. Surely they want our trash? China wants our trash. Doesn’t everyone want our trash?
/giphy trash
STOP YELLING AT ME!
If you ship something to Canada do you have to write the address on it both in English and in French?
That sounds like it would be a pain, and maybe why they don’t do it.
@zachdecker … How is a french address different from an english one again?
@Warshade
Attitude?
@f00l said:
There aren’t enough stars in the universe . . .
@Warshade I’m not sure exactly…
7860 Only Rd. Vs 7860 Rue de Only?
My point is just that there may be lots of things to consider and things we don’t know aboot.
@zachdecker There’s no difference - you only write the address once. Some cities might have French street names but it doesn’t change how you address something
@zachdecker love the “aboot” don’t forget about the “ayyye”. French address = mostly only for Quebec.