Sheep, Goat, Chamois, Alpaca and Capybara Olympics
0You can pick four. With a max of two of the same species.
Pick a squad of four for the Olympic Games.
I’ll go with one Capybara for the aquatic events.
An Alpaca for the endurance events.
Two Chamois for gymnastics and running events.
No sheep or goats in my Olympic squad of four.
/ Believe it or not this post is less random than you might think…
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I want to see a “Bill of Rights for Animals” more than I want to see an “Animal Olympics”.
Prey, eh, How about a wolf, a puma, a crow and a bear
@Cerridwyn Everyone knows the only animals allowed at the Olympics are sheep, goats, Chamois, Alpacas and Capybara.
… There’s actually a really good reason for those five animals… Well not a good reason… But a reason.
@OnionSoup
/showme waiting
@Cerridwyn lol it’s hard to say succinctly, but basically a pun “Oh Lamb Pick games” evolved into me starting to write a sheep rearing/sheep athletics web game, and each extra species I added has a long but organic reason they got added which would take me 1000 words to write. They all fill a niche though.
Anyhow as it has evolved there are now five species per team, but only four spots… And I thought that was an interesting but weird question just in general outside the game.
Is there an Oh Lamb Pick event for cleaning windows and mirrors? I have a clear pick for that.
@mehcuda67 you can’t kill the Chamois for their skin!
Use the synthetic stuff.
@OnionSoup Naw, I wouldn’t kill them for their skin!
They’d just be competing at cleaning windows - with synthetic cloths.