well… that didn’t work out as planned. went up to my brother’s to celebrate his birthday with a few people. drinking starts at 4. by 6, very nicely buzzed. at 7, the pizza comes and is scarfed down. at 8, ultra rich chocolate cake. problem is, between appetizers, pizza and cake, i’m completely stuffed. no more room for drinks. so, utter sobriety by 10.
oh well, will have to try this again at new years.
i also have no idea why that picture uploaded sideways.
man. 3 olives.
Nice set up.
Cookies brownies vodka thats a combo.
Oooh, we got ourselves a pro here. The little net thing off a papaya or whatever technically makes the vodka a fruit and therefore healthy.
@f00l thinks vodka
Replenishes electro-
Lytes carl669.
@f00l Barney thinks vodka makes @carl669 a sloppy drunk. He’ll have crumbs all over the place.
@Barney
@carl669 can
Wake up drunk and find crumbs in
The bleary morning.
@f00l And have ready made breakfast.
You’re already sideways?
@RedOak
@carl669 seems
To be a cheap date. Perhaps
Not up for late nights.
Can of tomato juice and a celery and you could string it out until the game starts tomorrow.
Is @carl669
Still conscious? @carl669?
Enquiring minds ask?
<Fuck count coda>
Hey @carl669 you cunty fucking fuck, don’t you dare abandon me in my hour of sobriety.
well… that didn’t work out as planned. went up to my brother’s to celebrate his birthday with a few people. drinking starts at 4. by 6, very nicely buzzed. at 7, the pizza comes and is scarfed down. at 8, ultra rich chocolate cake. problem is, between appetizers, pizza and cake, i’m completely stuffed. no more room for drinks. so, utter sobriety by 10.
oh well, will have to try this again at new years.
i also have no idea why that picture uploaded sideways.
@carl669
/giphy boooo!
@carl669
Can you try a little harder tonite?
@f00l tonight’s no good for me since I’m working at 6 tomorrow. maybe Christmas though. we’ll see