My first job was as an office assistant for a colo-rectal surgeon, so I had to vote for the colonoscope. Lunch meetings at the clinic were never boring.
A vectorscope, of course! Make sure your chroma and hue are adjusted correctly so the people on your video don't look like Oompa Loompas. Or maybe that's just the television engineer in me.
mouuuuuthhwasshhhh... how do you fuck it up every damn night!?
Or meh-be I'm just thinking of ways to be difficult. Have I been around my kids too much?
WHATEVER DAD!
Every day we come up with all the best choices, and then remove one so that you've got something to do.
Fuck Scope, where's the love for Listerine?
The super nintendo super scope!
And we have a winner!
My first job was as an office assistant for a colo-rectal surgeon, so I had to vote for the colonoscope. Lunch meetings at the clinic were never boring.
Colorectal surgeons know: they'll get you in the end...
Scope-creep. ALL THE FEATURES
NO NOT THE COOLEST SCOPE THE OPPOSITE OF COOLEST SCOPE
You want everything, you want it now. You'll never get any of it. JUST TURN IN THE SPEC.
Sorry, Pavlovian.
Not Listerine, the other one...
A vectorscope, of course! Make sure your chroma and hue are adjusted correctly so the people on your video don't look like Oompa Loompas. Or maybe that's just the television engineer in me.
Racist. Oompa Loompas have feelings too. Doompadeedoo.