Guess who I found skulking around at my local McDonalds: Don’t kill me, Santa, I won’t tell!
At a McDonalds? That’s different. Were they hosting a holiday party or just feeling festive?
He was selling cookies. In case you weren’t here around this time last year:
Hey Santa. I don’t want you to kill anyone. But if you have to kill someone, look! @sammydog01’s standing right over there.
The McD food will kill you first
Santa has always been a bit on the creepy side. “He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good …” Then he sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and eats the cookies you left out.
@rockblossom
He always left these fake snow footprints too.
We kids left out cookie and orange juice. But I always had the feeling my parents got the good stuff out of the liquor cabinet to share with him.
@rockblossom Liam Neeson knows all about his creepy side. I didn’t want to sleep after watching this.
@OldCatLady I love that. But @hollboll and @chadp’s videos were pretty creepy too.
Beware of the Santa bot!
At a McDonalds? That’s different. Were they hosting a holiday party or just feeling festive?
He was selling cookies. In case you weren’t here around this time last year:
Hey Santa. I don’t want you to kill anyone. But if you have to kill someone, look! @sammydog01’s standing right over there.
The McD food will kill you first
Santa has always been a bit on the creepy side.
“He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good …” Then he sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and eats the cookies you left out.
@rockblossom
He always left these fake snow footprints too.
We kids left out cookie and orange juice. But I always had the feeling my parents got the good stuff out of the liquor cabinet to share with him.
@rockblossom Liam Neeson knows all about his creepy side. I didn’t want to sleep after watching this.
@OldCatLady I love that. But @hollboll and @chadp’s videos were pretty creepy too.
Beware of the Santa bot!
