Santa, Please Don't Murder Me

sammydog01 posted a pic said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 5:39pm ET

Guess who I found skulking around at my local McDonalds:

Don’t kill me, Santa, I won’t tell!

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jbartus said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 5:53pm ET:

At a McDonalds? That’s different. Were they hosting a holiday party or just feeling festive?

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sammydog01 said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 6:13pm ET:

He was selling cookies. In case you weren’t here around this time last year:

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f00l said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 6:16pm ET:

Hey Santa. I don’t want you to kill anyone. But if you have to kill someone, look! @sammydog01’s standing right over there.

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CaptAmehrican said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 6:40pm ET:

The McD food will kill you first

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rockblossom said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 7:44pm ET:

Santa has always been a bit on the creepy side.
“He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good …” Then he sneaks into your house in the middle of the night and eats the cookies you left out.

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  He always left these fake snow footprints too.
  
  We kids left out cookie and orange juice. But I always had the feeling my parents got the good stuff out of the liquor cabinet to share with him.
  
  f00l said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 7:48pm ET
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- @rockblossom Liam Neeson knows all about his creepy side. I didn’t want to sleep after watching this.
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Dec 17th 2016 at 9:02pm ET
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- @OldCatLady I love that. But @hollboll and @chadp’s videos were pretty creepy too.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Dec 19th 2016 at 3:37pm ET
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dashcloud said Sun, Dec 18th 2016 at 12:06am ET:

Beware of the Santa bot!

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f00l said Sun, Dec 18th 2016 at 12:43am ET:

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