Sadly announcing a passing. Of a refrigerator.
16It is with sadness I have to announce that one of my earliest and favoritest meh buys has met it’s end. Oh sure I liked my Cheerson mini-copters but my heart belonged to my Nostalgia mini-fridge, she was my prize and she knew it. Sadly even it’s steely shell could not survive our winter flood. It served cold drinks cold dammit, and with flair. My wife, long a skeptic of crazy ass deal sites, was converted. She sniff even learned to love the little guy. If I look hard enough over the horizon I think I might catch a glimpse of plastic chrome as it gets a chance to play with all the other appliances on the hill.
I’ll miss you buddy.
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Aww, you died a soldier’s death buddy.
I am sorry for your loss!
Chilling eulogy.
Could you let me know about the crazy ass-deal sites you visit regularly? Those sound keen.
And I’m sorry about your beloved mini-fridge.
@UncleVinny I got a deal on some crazy ass one night–boy was it hard to get her to leave in the morning!
/giphy ba dum tish
So where are you going to put the batteries? You do have a backup fridge for them, right?
@shahnm wants to know.
Do you still have your fridge? Maybe he’s just in a coma! I’m good at repairing stuff…maybe I can help?
Sorry
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@poppaearl So sorry for your tragic and untimely loss. That was my favorite purchase as well!
I’m away and not able to post as usual, so I think my gifs are just showing up as links. Sorry also for the extra work of having to click them…
I work for Gerdau Fargo Recycling & we recycle hundreds of refrigerators every month. Unlike most facilities, we don’t charge for the service. So, if you’re anywhere near Fargo, ND (Why would you be??) we can provide a proper, soldier’s funeral for your beloved. And who knows…maybe it will come back to you as another product you can fall in love with all over again from Meh.com!! (More likely end up as re-bar though…)
@tohar1 Good Lord I was literally in Fargo yesterday for a funeral. Not for the fridge though.
@poppaearl Sorry for both of your losses! Semi-Humorous & slightly ironic that you did come through our little city on the prairie…
@poppaearl @tohar1 used to live across the river in Moorhead…back in the late 70’s I ran the Hardee’s for AVA inc the local franchisee.
@poppaearl While it doesn’t have the dispenser, Lowes is going to have this one on sale for $99 June 29th and 30th.
https://www.lowes.com/pd/Galanz-Galanz-Retro-3-5-cu-ft-Freestanding-Mini-Fridge-Retro-Red/1000894072
Also, I recently bought this one to take to work with me. Got the stainless version, which they’ve put on sale a bunch lately, for $69.99. I specifically wanted this one since it doesn’t have a freezer. In my opinion, the freezers in mini fridges are just a waste of space.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Magic-Chef-1-7-cu-ft-Freezerless-Mini-Fridge-in-Stainless-Steel-HMAR170STE/305026423
@cinoclav Thanks for the heads up! Picking one up tomorrow. It’s not a replacement but beats what I do since the old girl gave up the ghost. I wear baggy cargo pants stuffed with Diet Dr. Pepper and crushed ice.
@poppaearl That’s your problem right there. Cubes will last longer than crushed!
@daveinwarsh “Soon we will blow up much many things.”
That was a lot more damage than I expected.
Trying to think of a joke about taps and like… a tap.
Got nothing
As soon as you replace it some meh warehouse staff will stub their toe on a pallet of them.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Magic-Chef-Retro-3-2-cu-ft-2-Door-Mini-Fridge-in-Red-HMCR320RE/305706192