Well I tried I thought I had it but after the little green bar can’t go and go and go and it stopped and said oops all sold out. I was really hoping to get one so that I could sit there and distract the zombies so that I could make it to the store to get some essential canned cheese
where is the amazon link for this… my son would love it during his boring day at homeschool… Maybe it’ll give the teacher 5 minutes of peace and quiet to work on their day job…
Really thought I had it but my fingers were moving just under the speed of light so too slow. Now my son (and I) will tear and rent our hair as bitter tears splatter on the floor of our modest mud hut (which did come with Internet). I will not take my life over this failure to put a smile on my crippled son’s face. Perhaps just a pinkie finger. It will be okay, we have some used gauze we can wash out in the river. Ah, life.
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What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Boo. Knew I shouldn’t have tired to use my coupon.
@medz Oh, yea, coupon. Now where did I put that?
@medz Coupon?
@medz @ShotgunX They’re give out occasionally, sometimes as an apology. My last one was from the non-random drones.
@blaineg @medz Ah, thanks.
couldn’t buy it
Really five only five really fuck!
Harder to get than an IRK! Looked cool.
Ok then. 15 seconds in and sold out. For sure thought my pup was going to have fun chasing something for about 15 seconds.
Wow, so fast
@moonhat That’s what she said!
Five?
5 total of these? Booooo
@Deftoned989 I know. Need a rapid-fire 15 minutes to burn off all the <25 item sales. Or just take a 15 min break.
Five? FIVE?
What the everloving fuck?
@lisaviolet lmao
It’s almost a relief we are in the VMP zone. Don’t have to pay attention anymore.
That popped in 15 seconds…
Well, that was a fast sellout. Meh.
Where did the extra $1 come from if 5 were sold at $5 each?
@atannir Bribe.
@atannir
eye for detail
Woulda, couldn’tda.
This again… Only 5?! Come on!
Lol bought in because inqa pissed about the irk
looks like its a 4 inch truck
5? Leave that for the common folk and give us vmp overlords things that are cool, useful, and have more stock
@riceatusc Maybe they’re trying to IRK us into quitting?
@blaineg never. Too many $5 to quit now
That went fast. I clicked buy as it popped and nothing.
They’re trying to condition us to click “buy” first and ask questions later.
@walarney true…or buy first and cancel later
@walarney I thought they’d already done that.
Well I tried I thought I had it but after the little green bar can’t go and go and go and it stopped and said oops all sold out. I was really hoping to get one so that I could sit there and distract the zombies so that I could make it to the store to get some essential canned cheese
where is the amazon link for this… my son would love it during his boring day at homeschool… Maybe it’ll give the teacher 5 minutes of peace and quiet to work on their day job…
@sohmageek No Amazon links on Meh-rathon.
But check out: https://www.frys.com/product/9797424
/giphy sneaky-wily-country
Got it! Got a 10-year old who is going to be thrilled with this thing.
@shaunanl There’s the silver lining, after all!
@mehcuda67 @shaunanl Got a 17-year old who is going to be ashamed his mother is out in the street playing with this thing.
@sammydog01 @shaunanl Embarrassing the teenager while having a blast. Silver lining and bonus silver lining!
Seems like they are cleaning house… 1 item here… 1 item there… all for
we don’t need 
I have to stop over thinking and just buy…
All these vmp deals are annoying. They sell out instantly and most people can’t even buy them anyways. Do they really need 15 minutes?
$1?
https://www.frys.com/product/9797424
@ShotgunX Yeah, good luck getting them to sell you one.
That’s an awful lot of effort, to put together ad copy and photoshop some funny picture for… 5 items.
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This is our reward for staying VMP?? An electric slicer and 5 RC cars?
@katbyter
/giphy are you not entertained
I BOUGHT A CAR! A TINY RED ONE!
You actually pay a membership fee for this pile of dung?
@kjschweitzer AND WE LIKE IT!
@kjschweitzer @sammydog01 sounds like jealousy to me
Really thought I had it but my fingers were moving just under the speed of light so too slow. Now my son (and I) will tear and rent our hair as bitter tears splatter on the floor of our modest mud hut (which did come with Internet). I will not take my life over this failure to put a smile on my crippled son’s face. Perhaps just a pinkie finger. It will be okay, we have some used gauze we can wash out in the river. Ah, life.