@curtise Well since they're now in the business of making new puppets, I request a Stephen Hawking puppet. Then @Matthew 's puppet would have an intellectual equal to play with. And maybe Puppet Hawking could help Irk answer some of the deep questions he gets asked. (Like, is there ever going to be an Irk Plushie for us pervy, lonely customers to own?)
I’d agree with this song, except if you’re not careful with what you get this time of year, you’ll get stuck with pumpkin spice flavor. All too often, I find that to be simply nutmeg or some other similar spice without a hint of pumpkin. Without the gourd providing sweet, nutty or earthy tones, the spice by itself just tastes like something burnt was added. (Coffee is the biggest offender of leaving the “pumpkin” out of pumpkin spice.)
@rockblossom I'm with you, like real pumpkin, not artificial pumpkin flavored stuff, yuck. Pumpkin flavored coffee, milk, cereal, spam, hotdogs, mac & cheese, meatloaf, cat food. Where does it ennnnd?
As someone who might be a hater but actually cares too little about your fucking pumpkin to hate, I'd like to point out that the title says it all. There is a broad and beautiful variety of deliciousness in the world and pumpkin, yea verily, like a white colonist intent on spreading his seed widely, Pumpkin is fucking it--indeed, fucking with it and fucking it over.
No means no, Pumpkin. Shut the fuck up, go the fuck away and get your nastiness the fuck out of my face.
It's not so much that anyone cares if you wanna put a little pumpkin in, hell, whatever. It's not so much that there aren't a few pumpkin things that actually taste good (there are a few). It's this shit-for-brains mentality that if pumpkin is good in a few things, well, goddamnit, let's just put it everywhere and let's get all weak in the knees like adolescent girls hot and bothered over boy bands about it.
It doesn't need to be everywhere. It doesn't all taste good. We don't need to hear about it. If you're gonna be quasi-sexually excited about it, get a fucking room (see how that works both ways?).
You know I'm really not a prude, and I can curse with the best of them, but I'd really like to be able to bring up meh.com without seeing an unnecessary F-bomb as a huge graphic (video snapshot)
I really like the F word, express so much, with so little explanation. Only in adult company, never, NEVER with children. They have enough fuckin bullshit to deal with.
Who is THAT?
@gertiestn That's puppet @matthew son!
OMG! A new friend for @matthew!!!! <3
@curtise who happens to look just like him
OR IS IT ACTUALLY A PUPPET @MATTHEW???
MIND BLOWN
@curtise If that puppet gets a mini irk my mind will be blown.
@medz - It even has his hat.
@darkzrobe Or how about a mini-glenn? Maybe with a baby's sock? :'/
@curtise Well since they're now in the business of making new puppets, I request a Stephen Hawking puppet. Then @Matthew 's puppet would have an intellectual equal to play with.
And maybe Puppet Hawking could help Irk answer some of the deep questions he gets asked. (Like, is there ever going to be an Irk Plushie for us pervy, lonely customers to own?)
I read "Pumpkin Fucking is Delicious" when I first saw this.
@Collin1000
@jaremelz Sorry, i just can't give that a star.
@sammydog01 @jaremelz
where's Irk?
Snoop Waldo? Nice!!
Method matthew
Notorious m.e.h.
Don't know Pumpkin, or Delicious, and not interested in what they do in the privacy of their own home.
Could this mark the return of MC Squeeky?
A puppet Chris Lowe?
Puppets are fucking delicious? Is that why @matthew is having more made?
@Thumperchick either that or it's getting cold out now and he wants to keep his hands warm.
I’d agree with this song, except if you’re not careful with what you get this time of year, you’ll get stuck with pumpkin spice flavor. All too often, I find that to be simply nutmeg or some other similar spice without a hint of pumpkin. Without the gourd providing sweet, nutty or earthy tones, the spice by itself just tastes like something burnt was added. (Coffee is the biggest offender of leaving the “pumpkin” out of pumpkin spice.)
@Wormwood Yeah, pinch of nutmeg, two pinches of cinnamon, and FD&C Orange no. 1.
he's right you know
@ebatch Yeah he is! Pumpkin all the things!
I like the video, it's cute! Pumpkin flavored stuff, not so much.
@mick I like pumpkin. I hate "pumpkin flavored" anything.
@rockblossom I'm with you, like real pumpkin, not artificial pumpkin flavored stuff, yuck. Pumpkin flavored coffee, milk, cereal, spam, hotdogs, mac & cheese, meatloaf, cat food. Where does it ennnnd?
OMG they stuffed Matthew!
Hi, my name is John, and I'm a pumpkin flavor hater. I made an account so I could star this video. I need help.
@johndehope You've come to the wrong place. Welcome.
Might have to come down to Texas and do some good old-fashioned picketing outside the warehouse if we don't get the Irk back soon!
But I won't cause I know y'all would just video me and put it on yer youtoober channel and mock the shit out of me.
@matthew Am I a man or a muppet? and I agree with you. Pumpkin is delicious.
That new puppet sure has a potty mouth. Also, I'm meh on pumpkin flavor.
I know I asked for a plush irk, but would a plush @matthew be to much....nay I would buy it, I would buy it thrice!
@mehformeh This! This! A thousand times this!
@MEHcus brandon bowen vine <3
I feel you @matthew.
I'll just be sitting here drinking my pumpkin spice flavored coffee, munching on my pumpkin spiced pumpkin seeds.
@hollboll Is that the new iPhone? Looks pretty sweet.
@ACraigL lol. If you're talking about the photo, yes it was taken with the new phone. If you're talking about the mug, sure—it's the new phone.
@hollboll I just put a Trader Joe's trip on my to-do list.
@sammydog01 There you go! They have pumpkin macarons too. And pumpkin spice cookie butter.
@ACraigL @hollboll and here I thought it was the Amazon Echo beater, the Apple Stainless Siri...
@hollboll Crap, does this mean Apple will be copyright suing vendors that make hollow cylinders with an opening at the top?
PREACH IT
since i can't fugure out how to get non youtube videos to display properly:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/851748
Yo Holmes! That was bomb diggity bomb! Little bro Matthew delivers....potentate of da pumpkin great!
As someone who might be a hater but actually cares too little about your fucking pumpkin to hate, I'd like to point out that the title says it all. There is a broad and beautiful variety of deliciousness in the world and pumpkin, yea verily, like a white colonist intent on spreading his seed widely, Pumpkin is fucking it--indeed, fucking with it and fucking it over.
No means no, Pumpkin. Shut the fuck up, go the fuck away and get your nastiness the fuck out of my face.
It's not so much that anyone cares if you wanna put a little pumpkin in, hell, whatever. It's not so much that there aren't a few pumpkin things that actually taste good (there are a few). It's this shit-for-brains mentality that if pumpkin is good in a few things, well, goddamnit, let's just put it everywhere and let's get all weak in the knees like adolescent girls hot and bothered over boy bands about it.
It doesn't need to be everywhere. It doesn't all taste good. We don't need to hear about it. If you're gonna be quasi-sexually excited about it, get a fucking room (see how that works both ways?).
And get the fuck off my goddamn fucking lawn.
@joelmw I can't imagine anything wants to be on your lawn, since it's trying to fuck everything that comes on to it.
@dashcloud I know, right?
@dashcloud On the other hand, people like fucking pumpkin. So, maybe?
@dashcloud "comes on to it". great choice of words there.
@joelmw even if you're not a fan of all things pumpkin, ya gotta give @matthew his poetic pumpkin puppetry props!
@shells You're right, I can't resist!
@shells Agreed. But he (or his character) is still wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong; wrong wrong wrong wrong; he's wrong, he's wrong, he's wrong.
And if I were to give him a pass just because of his clever puppetry and poetry, well that would be trivializing both the truth and his art. ;-)
I think Meh has reached a new low with this video.
You know I'm really not a prude, and I can curse with the best of them, but I'd really like to be able to bring up meh.com without seeing an unnecessary F-bomb as a huge graphic (video snapshot)
@tsfisch just zoom your browser out to like 25% before loading meh. Then, slowly zoom in while checking for stuff you find offensive.
@tsfisch that f bomb was totally necessary! (Maybe.)
@Thumperchick - Nothing less would get the point across.
I really like the F word, express so much, with so little explanation. Only in adult company, never, NEVER with children. They have enough fuckin bullshit to deal with.