According to my profile page, I have clicked the meh button 925 times, and I joined the meh community 996 days ago. That makes my click-join ratio 0.9287 click-days. What’s yours?
/giphy click ratio graph
Joining before launch day is another factor. Off the top of my head, I didn’t click the first week or so and then missed a few days while on vacation about 1054 days ago.
@dave Probably not a record. I only joined 1746 days ago and have 2008 clicks. That’s 115% and I know I missed a couple so there’s probably someone with a perfect click score.
I am not up to the task of figuring out the total number of clicks possible right now. Navigating on a phone gets annoying quick for that kind of work.
44 clicks/2033 days = 2.16%
I am clearly an underachiever. People over 100% are probably overachievers. What percentage range would be considered “meh”?
Ok so this exercise brought it to my attention that I liked one of my own comments. I have spent the last 45 minutes reviewing old posts to find it…is there an easier way?
@tinamarie1974 if it’s within 30 days, it’s easy. Click on the sort button and make sure to have the option for likes given checked, and uncheck everything else. When you are scrolling, look for the recycle logo. That’s when you liked your own comment.
I seem to recall @JonT and a couple other Mehitizens making a - what sounded solid at the time (but now long forgotten) - argument for starring your own comment.
So I blame @JonT for that embarrassing stretch. If it has happened since, it was accidental, attempting to tap-hold to show the “starrers” on a comment, whilst I was on a mobile device.
1909/1727=1.1054 - hum perhaps I need a 12 step program. . On the other hand my number of clicks in a row is less than 3 weeks so that ought to redeem me somewhat.
I knew mine would be pretty lame, since I somehow managed to join before I ever heard about Meh. I mean, what the heck was I doing around here if I wasn’t clicking the meh button, and why would I have joined in the first place if not to participate in that meaningless august sporting event?
When did I click my first meh button? When did I first vote in a poll? If Google is to be believed, the first sign of my presence in the forums was 8/28/2016.
If you start counting from my first order on 10/14/2015, it would be 0.970102282. Probably too generous, but that’s the earliest event I can verify.
Does Meh send a welcome/verification email when you sign up? I ran a search overnight, but the oldest email I’ve got is from that order.
Basically, I blame the whole damn mess on the goat.
Hmmm, more email archeology reveals a Mediocre newsletter from 11/10/2014. Jesus. That pushes my Period of Known Mediocrity to 1,609 days.
Still doesn’t explain what the hell I was (not) doing with my time in the early days. Or how I managed to sign up the day that meh.com went live and don’t remember anything about it?
@gregormehndel There are probably a few folks with zero clicks for a score of 0.00000…, but it doesn’t count unless they post here. Looks like you may be the Grand Champion Underachiever of Meh Button Clicks, which wins you a round of anemic applause an award!
@rockblossom Wow, there are so many people I would like to thank for this award, namely, all of the people who clicked more than once.
In conclusion, this makes me happier than it probably would anyone with a real life!
joined 2037
clicked 1899
= 0.9322533137
I have only missed a handful of days but haven’t been able to keep up the stamina on mehrathons 'cause i’m a slacker.
/giphy slacker
1876 days (2014-02-25).
1914 clicks
234 days in a row (current)
739 days in a row (longest)
1.02025586353945 clicks-to-days ratio
(yes, the mehrathons)
But let’s be honest, this is all just a pathetic attempt to make you johnny-come-latelys feel better about the brevity of your tenure and most of us (including several of us oldtimers) feel better about our inconsistency.
Face it, we all suck. Yeah, that includes those assholes with impressively long streaks. That sounds pretty gross, doesn’t it?
1829/1564
Mehrathons mess it up.
@sammydog01
Mehrathons allow for a ratio greater than 1, like your awesome 1.1694 click-days.
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
clicked the meh button 1833 times
joined us 2034 days ago
@Thumperchick I’m close to your numbers: same join date but only 1812 clicks.
@Thumperchick
0.9056 click-days
@msklzannie
0.8909 click-days
1258/1563=80.486%.
Not great
1.04. I have a 65 click margin.
2034/1926 1.05607476636
Joining before launch day is another factor. Off the top of my head, I didn’t click the first week or so and then missed a few days while on vacation about 1054 days ago.
@speediedelivery I’m guessing your numbers are reversed from click:join
@dave @speediedelivery
This is correct. Based on your profile, your ratio is 0.9469 click-days.
speediedelivery joined us 2034 days ago on September 10th, 2013.
speediedelivery is a hardcore meh fiend having placed 37 orders, clicked the meh button 1926 times, and voted in 811 polls.
@dave @eonfifty Yes. Must quit posting when not fully alert.
1954/2034 = 96.07%
I wonder if I have the most clicks of the 2,034 join-date club.
@dave Probably not a record. I only joined 1746 days ago and have 2008 clicks. That’s 115% and I know I missed a couple so there’s probably someone with a perfect click score.
@dave @medz has you beat at 1966.
I am not up to the task of figuring out the total number of clicks possible right now. Navigating on a phone gets annoying quick for that kind of work.
Clicks: 1874 (Currently 1624 days in a row)
Days: 1738
Ratio: 1.078
1867/2033 = 91.83%
fuck.
/giphy Sagan billions and billions
@f00l
0.8760 click-days
@eonfifty
981/1192 or 82.3% not very impressive
@tinamarie1974 Beats my 1733 days and 1067 clicks = 0.616 Click-Rate
@PhysAssist i think that makes both of us Meh lol
44 clicks/2033 days = 2.16%
I am clearly an underachiever. People over 100% are probably overachievers. What percentage range would be considered “meh”?
@rockblossom
Anything less than 70 percent?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1234/1042=1.18
@RiotDemon Are you sure you did that right?
@therealjrn clicks first, days second?
@RiotDemon clicks divided by days, yes.
@therealjrn then yes, I did it right.
@RiotDemon I was going to say you were winning.
@sammydog01 is in second place.
@sammydog01 @therealjrn my number is higher… So she wins by not clicking as much.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 So you’re really in last place, huh.
@sammydog01 @therealjrn looks like it so far.
/giphy last place
1048/1299=0.81
1740/1641=1.06
2008 clicks / 1746 days = 1.1500572737686
@cengland0 3rd place is as good as last place. Congratulations.
1966 clicks / 2034 days = 0.9666 clicks per day
This is unfair…I joined before there was even a button to click.
Ok so this exercise brought it to my attention that I liked one of my own comments. I have spent the last 45 minutes reviewing old posts to find it…is there an easier way?
@tinamarie1974
Nope. I’ve got three self-likes I’ve been trying to find.
/giphy nope
@eonfifty well fuck. I just don’t have enough focus to continue searching…
/giphy ADD
@tinamarie1974 if it’s within 30 days, it’s easy. Click on the sort button and make sure to have the option for likes given checked, and uncheck everything else. When you are scrolling, look for the recycle logo. That’s when you liked your own comment.
Beyond 30, SOL.
@RiotDemon sadly I am SOL
@RiotDemon @tinamarie1974
I seem to recall @JonT and a couple other Mehitizens making a - what sounded solid at the time (but now long forgotten) - argument for starring your own comment.
So I blame @JonT for that embarrassing stretch. If it has happened since, it was accidental, attempting to tap-hold to show the “starrers” on a comment, whilst I was on a mobile device.
7/1642 = 0.00426309379
I thought I’d only clicked the meh button 4 times. I must have had some accidents.
I also have 21 recorded incidents of self-love. I know those have to be accidents, probably from trying to see who gave me stars.
/giphy oh well
@djslack
Neat! Which products received button clicks?
@eonfifty I don’t know how to find that out for sure.
One was right around when I started coming to the site, probably not the first day though.
One was I think a crappy knife.
One may have been one of the pearl deals.
And I think one was the first time the meh button did something like spin around, that everyone was talking about in the forum.
First I reserved it for the feeling of “I really don’t like this”, but then I just decided that not clicking the meh button was going to be my thing.
@djslack or voting for goats you nominated?
1917 clicks / 1733 days = 1.106
1671/1698=.984
1326 days/972 clicks = .73, pretty bad?
@moonhat
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
447/1729 = .2585309
1748 clicks/1677 days = 1.042337507453787. Roughly.
But it’ll be different tomorrow…
Also, no episodes of Meh-button onanism…
1909/1727=1.1054 - hum perhaps I need a 12 step program.
. On the other hand my number of clicks in a row is less than 3 weeks so that ought to redeem me somewhat.
1685/1714
0.9830805134189032
I need more Mehrathons to catch up. Plus I almost only buy Fuku/Fuko/IRKs
/giphy shrug
/giphy over 9000
IRL 1045/1704 = 61%
644/1595
0.4037617555
644/1596
0.403508771929825
706/2034 = 0.34709931170108.
I never made it past a one month streak, whether clicking or not clicking.
@narfcake You should try alternating click/no-click months.
@msklzannie That sounds like it will take even more effort!
1897/1699=1.116539
And ample amounts of self love.
2/1281=.0015612 I try to remember to click on my birthday, but I ever forgot that, twice!
1233 ÷ 1733 = 0.711482977
I knew mine would be pretty lame, since I somehow managed to join before I ever heard about Meh. I mean, what the heck was I doing around here if I wasn’t clicking the meh button, and why would I have joined in the first place if not to participate in that
meaninglessaugust sporting event?When did I click my first meh button? When did I first vote in a poll? If Google is to be believed, the first sign of my presence in the forums was 8/28/2016.
If you start counting from my first order on 10/14/2015, it would be 0.970102282. Probably too generous, but that’s the earliest event I can verify.
Does Meh send a welcome/verification email when you sign up? I ran a search overnight, but the oldest email I’ve got is from that order.
Basically, I blame the whole damn mess on the goat.
Hmmm, more email archeology reveals a Mediocre newsletter from 11/10/2014. Jesus. That pushes my Period of Known Mediocrity to 1,609 days.
Still doesn’t explain what the hell I was (not) doing with my time in the early days. Or how I managed to sign up the day that meh.com went live and don’t remember anything about it?
1.015… I need something better to do with my life, apparently.
1772 clicks over 1745 days. I hope my $5 a month has been worth it! (87 orders, yeah I guess).
7/1564 = 0.004475703324808
2/1359 = 0.001471670345
Holy crapola…
1636/1664=98.317307692308%
I may have a problem…
1564/1567 = 99.8%
501/1615 = 31.02%
That’s pretty ‘meh’, so I’d say it’s on-brand.
51/1578=0.00950570342 Clicks per day average. (Click-days maybe sounds cooler, but it just bugs my pedantic self.)
@macromeh
Joined 1729 days ago
Clicks 1823
1.054366685945633
2031 join
1586 clicks
78% a perfectly Meh score
1970 / 1733 = 1.1367570686670513560300057703405
Hah! Stumbled on this topic on the “perfect” day…
1642 clicks after 1642 days for a even, well, odd, 1.000000000000 ratio!
Saved by some Meh-RATHON attention since my longest streak is a lowly 183 days.
And I’ve voted in 1234 polls.
Should I stop voting in polls?
Is it finally time to buy my first ever lottery ticket?
@RedOak Do it!
@RedOak
That’s awesome!
/giphy awesome
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@RedOak the best
1578 joined/1522 clicks = 99.8968 - Pathetic!
@Ceige
It’s clicks divided by days since joined, so 1523 clicks divided by 1578 days for a click-join ratio of 0.9651 click-days. Yikes.
/giphy yikes
1771 clicks / 1672 days = 1.059
I think I have you all beat (FOR FRIGGIN’ LAST PLACE):
1 click / 1,719 days = 1,719.
I WON, RIGHT? WHAT DID I WIN?
edit: I’m so excited!
@gregormehndel Okay, clearly I’m last in the math department, but I think I’m still last with 0.000581734.
@gregormehndel There are probably a few folks with zero clicks for a score of 0.00000…, but it doesn’t count unless they post here. Looks like you may be the Grand Champion Underachiever of Meh Button Clicks, which wins you
a round of anemic applausean award!@gregormehndel
YOU MEAN FIRST PLACE! AWESOME!
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
@gregormehndel @rockblossom
@Medicorebot just posted here and he/she/it has 0 clicks.
@gregormehndel @OnionSoup
@Medicorebot award:
@rockblossom Wow, there are so many people I would like to thank for this award, namely, all of the people who clicked more than once.
In conclusion, this makes me happier than it probably would anyone with a real life!
1898/2029 so 93.54%
I’m certain I missed a fair number of Mehrathon clicks, and I wasn’t consistently clicking the meh button in the early days.
…joined us 874 days ago
…having placed 12 orders (0.13 / day)
…clicked the meh button 678 times (0.78 / day)
…voted in 615 polls (0.70 / day)
…having doled out 3170 likes (3.62 / day)
13/1282=0.0101404056162246
Never really got into the ‘click the meh face’ thing though not really sure why not? Probably just too much effort…
joined 2037
clicked 1899
= 0.9322533137
I have only missed a handful of days but haven’t been able to keep up the stamina on mehrathons 'cause i’m a slacker.
/giphy slacker
1741, clicked the meh button 1741 times, with a longest streak of 341 days in a row. Thanks mehrathon!
@elgefe
Nice! A whole number ratio of 1.0000 click-days.
/giphy nice
1876 days (2014-02-25).
1914 clicks
234 days in a row (current)
739 days in a row (longest)
1.02025586353945 clicks-to-days ratio
(yes, the mehrathons)
But let’s be honest, this is all just a pathetic attempt to make you johnny-come-latelys feel better about the brevity of your tenure and most of us (including several of us oldtimers) feel better about our inconsistency.
Face it, we all suck. Yeah, that includes those assholes with impressively long streaks. That sounds pretty gross, doesn’t it?
/giphy we suck
504/434 1.16129032258
@tnhillbillygal
You got it backwards. As of today, you have a ratio of 0.8613 click-days (435 clicks ÷ 505 days).
898 / 2045 = 43.9%
Do I have the highest click total to be under 50%? Some of you will have to go years without clicking to beat me!
@snapster Meanie. If you had your way ain’t none of us would be clicking.
1630 days.
1188 clicks.
Probably about 70% or something.
@daveinwarsh
A respectable ratio of 0.7288 click-days at the time.