This is for those of you who actually filled out brackets and would prefer to move the 2nd round picks over here. Here’s the current bracket with all the first round winners.
Left Bracket (Day 1-4)
1: Power Banks v Vacuum Sealers => VS
2: Dyson/Shark Vacs v Plasma Lighters => PL
3: Flashlights v Neoprene Cases => FL
4: Meh T-Shirts => v Pillows => MTS
Right Bracket (Day 5-8)
5: Comforters v Funky Socks => FS
6: Bubba Bottles v Fidget Spinners => BB
7: Backpack/Laptop Bags v Headphones => H
8: Drones v Knives => K
@cinoclav@miko1
I think it is this:
Power Sealers v Dyson Lighters => Dyson Sealers
Flash Cases v T-Shirt Pillows => Flash Pillows
?? v Head Bags => <blank>
Bubba Spinners v Comfort Socks => Bubba Socks
Final Four:
Dyson Sealers v Flash Pillows => Flash
<blank> v Bubba Socks => Socks
Firstly, I blame the goat for this pathetic first round, in which three of my final four were eliminated. At least there’s still a chance for the final winner.
Nextly then, unblame for the lack of any real rules, allowing me to post this new bracket as if nothing had ever happened …
(I took the liberty of calling today’s match for Flashlights)
No liberties this time…just normal boring guesses.
Text form with my picks. Cut 'n Paste for yours.
Cinoclav’s Sweaty 16
Left Bracket (Day 1-4)
1: Power Banks v Vacuum Sealers => VS
2: Dyson/Shark Vacs v Plasma Lighters => PL
3: Flashlights v Neoprene Cases => FL
4: Meh T-Shirts => v Pillows => MTS
Right Bracket (Day 5-8)
5: Comforters v Funky Socks => FS
6: Bubba Bottles v Fidget Spinners => BB
7: Backpack/Laptop Bags v Headphones => H
8: Drones v Knives => K
Current tally: 50-50.
Left Bracket (Day 1-4)
1: Power Banks (L)
2: Dyson/Shark Vacs (L)
3: Flashlights (W)
4: Meh T-Shirts (W)
Right Bracket (Day 5-8)
5: Comforters (L)
6: Bubba Bottles (W)
7: Backpack/Laptop Bags v Headphones => H
8: Drones v Knives => K
@UncleVinny @mike808 This is how I find out who the degenerate gamblers really are.
And CANDY CORN.
@miko1 Huh? Is that Flashlights for the win?
@cinoclav @miko1
I think it is this:
Power Sealers v Dyson Lighters => Dyson Sealers
Flash Cases v T-Shirt Pillows => Flash Pillows
?? v Head Bags => <blank>
Bubba Spinners v Comfort Socks => Bubba Socks
Final Four:
Dyson Sealers v Flash Pillows => Flash
<blank> v Bubba Socks => Socks
Winner: Fuckitwhogivesacrap!
@miko1 Dang, and I thought your first bracket was confusing!
Cinoclav’s Sweaty 16
Left Bracket (Day 1-4)
1: Power Banks v Vacuum Sealers
– Power banks
2: Dyson/Shark Vacs v Plasma Lighters
– Dyson/shark Vaca
3: Flashlights v Neoprene Cases
– Flashlights
4: Meh T-Shirts => v Pillows
– Meh t-shirts
Right Bracket (Day 5-8)
5: Comforters v Funky Socks
– Funky socks
6: Bubba Bottles v Fidget Spinners
– Bubba bottles
7: Backpack/Laptop Bags v Headphones
– Backpack/laptop bags
8: Drones v Knives
– Knives
I’d like to place one vote each for everything.
#Winning
@shahnm So, net balance of zero.
@cinoclav That’s one way of looking at it.
Another way is:
Firstly, I blame the goat for this pathetic first round, in which three of my final four were eliminated. At least there’s still a chance for the final winner.
Nextly then, unblame for the lack of any real rules, allowing me to post this new bracket as if nothing had ever happened …
(I took the liberty of calling today’s match for Flashlights)
@stolicat Rules are for suckers.