I saw this elsewhere and thought it would be fun to toss it out to the Mehniverse…
My entry: “Are your batteries refrigerated?”
If I knew the answer to this, I’d have solved one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.
@PlacidPenguin And maybe gotten laid, which is better.
@shahnm
But I could sell the answer in a book, and go on to have fame and fortune.
@PlacidPenguin @shahnm leading to more sexytimes.
I can haz catshirts?
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/cats-are-the-best-medicine
Cats are the Best Medicine Price: $15.00 Condition: Probably New
@narfcake
@heartny It’ll be a whole weekend of catshirts!
Starting later today (Friday), I’ll be offline until Monday night, so @heartny would need to take over examining penmanship.
@narfcake @PlacidPenguin Absolutely! You can count on it.
@PlacidPenguin You forgot the quotes around “penmanship”.
@PlacidPenguin and there goes your meh face click record?
@Kidsandliz
I never really tried to have a streak because of this reason.
Test results were negative.
@therealjrn /wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/paternity-test
Paternity Test Price: $19.00 Condition: Probably New
“My trenchmouth’s cured, giggity!”
An answer that my friends would have used ten years ago: “I have a speedboat”
“Sure, finish the pint”
My favorite thing to hear from myself.
You won Mega Millions
Want a klondike bar?
“You were right, dear.”
@2palms
I don’t think the point is to make her faint.
@2palms She doesn’t need to hear that. She already knows it. And she told you so…
“You talk, I’ll listen.”
“Pearl necklace from Meh.”
@Ignorant At least you get Meh points for that one.
you need more socks
“So much candy corn.”
I pooped my pants
&
It is REALLY warm.
Limited Edition Scotch. M’Lady?
@Cerridwyn OwO
@darkzrobe I am soooo tempted but my whiskey shelf is so full
I did the dishes or I cleaned the bathroom
Being a girl…someone saying to me: You have a job.
Here’s my credit card.
Going to move out.
@Calabama She said, “I’ll help you pack.”
I can afford it.
I scored a fuko.
It’s free real estate
Here, hold my beer.
Your mom is hot.
I am worth millions.
New phone. Who dis?
Just this one time?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow.
My bankcard’s pin is.
Your mom is stunning
Your sister is cute
Lets just be friends.
I’m a Jets fan.
@elimanningface She said, “I’m a Lakers’ Fan.”
Don’t tell my wife.
@elimanningface She said, “She knows about it.”
@Calabama @elimanningface “Up for a threesome?”
3 maybe 4 kids.
Will you marry me?
@elimanningface She said, “But we just met.”
You deserve equal pay.
I just wanna cuddle.
You’ve gained a few.
@elimanningface She said, “Just catching up, babe.”
You’re definitely not nagging.
I’ll be your huckleberry
@2many2no
“compiled with 0 errors”
“Heh, All-Right!!! Giggity”
Take me home, NOW!
@Cerridwyn I need new pants
Hey, pull my finger.
Promise. Just the tip.
Blues win the Cup
The coffee is done.
@medz Damn, I can’t click that a jillion times /
@Cerridwyn @medz /wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/catffeine
CATffeine Price: $19.00 Condition: Probably New
@medz @narfcake saw that one , it didn’t call to me a recent teefury one did
“Is this over yet?”
If I knew the answer to this, I’d have solved one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.
@PlacidPenguin And maybe gotten laid, which is better.
@shahnm
But I could sell the answer in a book, and go on to have fame and fortune.
@PlacidPenguin @shahnm leading to more sexytimes.
I can haz catshirts?
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/cats-are-the-best-medicine
Cats are the Best Medicine
Price: $15.00
Condition: Probably New
@narfcake
@heartny It’ll be a whole weekend of catshirts!
@narfcake
Starting later today (Friday), I’ll be offline until Monday night, so @heartny would need to take over examining penmanship.
@narfcake @PlacidPenguin Absolutely! You can count on it.
@PlacidPenguin You forgot the quotes around “penmanship”.
@PlacidPenguin and there goes your meh face click record?
@Kidsandliz
I never really tried to have a streak because of this reason.
Test results were negative.
@therealjrn
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/paternity-test
Paternity Test
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
“My trenchmouth’s cured, giggity!”
An answer that my friends would have used ten years ago:
“I have a speedboat”
“Sure, finish the pint”
My favorite thing to hear from myself.
You won Mega Millions
Want a klondike bar?
“You were right, dear.”
@2palms
I don’t think the point is to make her faint.
@2palms She doesn’t need to hear that. She already knows it. And she told you so…
“You talk, I’ll listen.”
“Pearl necklace from Meh.”
@Ignorant At least you get Meh points for that one.
you need more socks
“So much candy corn.”
I pooped my pants
&
It is REALLY warm.
Limited Edition Scotch. M’Lady?
@Cerridwyn OwO
@darkzrobe
I am soooo tempted but my whiskey shelf is so full
I did the dishes
or
I cleaned the bathroom
Being a girl…someone saying to me: You have a job.
Here’s my credit card.
Going to move out.
@Calabama She said, “I’ll help you pack.”
I can afford it.
I scored a fuko.
It’s free real estate
Here, hold my beer.
Your mom is hot.
I am worth millions.
New phone. Who dis?
Just this one time?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow.
My bankcard’s pin is.
Your mom is stunning
Your sister is cute
Lets just be friends.
I’m a Jets fan.
@elimanningface She said, “I’m a Lakers’ Fan.”
Don’t tell my wife.
@elimanningface She said, “She knows about it.”
@Calabama @elimanningface
“Up for a threesome?”
3 maybe 4 kids.
Will you marry me?
@elimanningface She said, “But we just met.”
You deserve equal pay.
I just wanna cuddle.
You’ve gained a few.
@elimanningface She said, “Just catching up, babe.”
You’re definitely not nagging.
I’ll be your huckleberry
@2many2no
“compiled with 0 errors”
“Heh, All-Right!!! Giggity”
Take me home, NOW!
@Cerridwyn I need new pants
Hey, pull my finger.
Promise. Just the tip.
Blues win the Cup
The coffee is done.
@medz
Damn, I can’t click that a jillion times
/
@Cerridwyn @medz
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/catffeine
CATffeine
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
@medz @narfcake
saw that one , it didn’t call to me
a recent teefury one did
“Is this over yet?”