@hchavers@Zeusandhera Would that that were so. Here, its ‘you plug it you plunge it’. And if what you did could not possibly have plugged it so you know whoever was in that bathroom before you did it, tough.
@shahnm I’m flexible, but A: that points in the wrong direction, and B: I suspect people would freak out if I was sitting in the sink with my junk out washing my ass…
The game we play at work. The one who drives everyone out of the bathroom wins. The Olfatix Toilet Odor Neutralizer is the perfect prize, for the rest of us.
@hchavers@heartny How much is it worth to you? Bidding starts at $1.
And that, boys and girls, is how you “innovate” and “transform” a revenue-neutral activity into a revenue-positive opportunity. And a tour de force demonstration of free market economics. The more offensive and destructive your actions are, the more money you make.
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I have to use a toilet with a bidet or extra wide (I.e Handicap toilet)
not because I’m too lazy to wipe but previous injuries to my back and shoulders makes it pretty much impossible to give a decent clean so I do what I can and finish with the bidet and just hope when I’m
Out and about I won’t have to go.
I work in a c-store distribution center. There is one employee that likes to run to the bathroom and spend quite a bit of time there, so he doesn’t have to pick another order, at the end of the night, or avoid picking certain orders.
In order to have a little fun with it, and keep the guys in good humpor, towards the end of the night, I have been yelling out, “IT’S POOPY TIME!”
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That’s why I poop on company time.
Free toilet paper!
@Zeusandhera And the plunging is done by someone making less than me … well, maybe not.
@hchavers @Zeusandhera Would that that were so. Here, its ‘you plug it you plunge it’. And if what you did could not possibly have plugged it so you know whoever was in that bathroom before you did it, tough.
On occasion I would arrive at the grocery store I worked for still half-blasted and take a nap in the sh*tter for 20-40 mins.
I’m retired so I’m answering for a friend.
@Mehrocco_Mole you must have a story of the good ole days, before the paper was scented and cottony.
@hchavers @Mehrocco_Mole We get nice TP for home. Work provides institutional single-ply. I’m tempted to bring my own to work…
@hchavers You mean like the out-house and the Sears-Roebuck catalog? Sorry, I’m not THAT old. We didn’t need the catalog.
Gotta have a bidet.
@ThatsHeadly
How flexible are you?
/image bathroom sink
@shahnm I’m flexible, but A: that points in the wrong direction, and B: I suspect people would freak out if I was sitting in the sink with my junk out washing my ass…
@ThatsHeadly I guess you’re not as flexible as you think…
Love getting paid to poop.
The game we play at work. The one who drives everyone out of the bathroom wins. The Olfatix Toilet Odor Neutralizer is the perfect prize, for the rest of us.
@hchavers No courtesy flushes at work?
@hchavers @heartny How much is it worth to you? Bidding starts at $1.
And that, boys and girls, is how you “innovate” and “transform” a revenue-neutral activity into a revenue-positive opportunity. And a tour de force demonstration of free market economics. The more offensive and destructive your actions are, the more money you make.
You can read more in-depth treatises on the subject in my books:
and
I don’t get paid for it at home.
I only drink coffee when I’m at the office, so…
I teach at a very small college, so the probability of pooping next to one of my students always gives me pause.
@jakeline I can say they’re probably just as uncomfortable with the idea of pooping next to a teacher/professor
@jakeline @JoetatoChip or maybe they don’t give a …
@jakeline That sounds like sweet revenge for their lack of enthusiasm during lecture.
Pretty much impossible for me…
I have to use a toilet with a bidet or extra wide (I.e Handicap toilet)
not because I’m too lazy to wipe but previous injuries to my back and shoulders makes it pretty much impossible to give a decent clean so I do what I can and finish with the bidet and just hope when I’m
Out and about I won’t have to go.
@ConcealedPsycho Ok, that sounds like a significant constraint. But consider! Where I work the toilet paper is cheap, sandpapery 2-ply.
Been there, done that, bought the Poo-Pourri.
I work in a c-store distribution center. There is one employee that likes to run to the bathroom and spend quite a bit of time there, so he doesn’t have to pick another order, at the end of the night, or avoid picking certain orders.
In order to have a little fun with it, and keep the guys in good humpor, towards the end of the night, I have been yelling out, “IT’S POOPY TIME!”
Not me, but my bro used to work at a full service gas/tire joint. Apparently this is a common prank when poopin’ at those places.
@medz I see the guy had a l’il “reading material” in there.
“There I was on the captain’s chair when the enemy made its presence known… I launched a sewer torpedo, then wiped out the klingons…”
A coworker observed that if you’re desperate for a stall, head for this particular restroom. People don’t linger there because it has terrible wifi.
I don’t have any weird hangups about public bathrooms. I don’t even use a seat protector. Exception, airports and dive bars.
Got to have the bidet unless an absolute emergency.
I got a bidet at home now and when I have to poop at work, it feels like I am punishing my bum.
it depends if you’re hourly or salary
Poop at work? No way.
One needs a full load to do a proper job of crop dusting your co-workers.