@hchavers@Zeusandhera Would that that were so. Here, its ‘you plug it you plunge it’. And if what you did could not possibly have plugged it so you know whoever was in that bathroom before you did it, tough.
And that, boys and girls, is how you “innovate” and “transform” a revenue-neutral activity into a revenue-positive opportunity. And a tour de force demonstration of free market economics. The more offensive and destructive your actions are, the more money you make.
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I have to use a toilet with a bidet or extra wide (I.e Handicap toilet)
not because I’m too lazy to wipe but previous injuries to my back and shoulders makes it pretty much impossible to give a decent clean so I do what I can and finish with the bidet and just hope when I’m
Out and about I won’t have to go.
I work in a c-store distribution center. There is one employee that likes to run to the bathroom and spend quite a bit of time there, so he doesn’t have to pick another order, at the end of the night, or avoid picking certain orders.
In order to have a little fun with it, and keep the guys in good humpor, towards the end of the night, I have been yelling out, “IT’S POOPY TIME!”