A few people requested to see Mac AKA PooltoyWolf on my new Gotrax hoverboard, so I made a short video. He picked up the technique very quickly and it’s now second nature.
Does every word have a pornographic definition in the urban dictionary? Probably- never mind.
You have to ask?
Oh dear.
I thought you were a habitue around these parts.
Some versions of Rule #34
“Rule 34: There is porn of it.”[9]
"Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.[10]
“Rule 34: If it exists, there is Internet porn of it.”[10]
“Rule 34: If you can imagine it, it exists as Internet porn.”[7]
The conundrum of finding an Internet pornographic exception to Rule 34’s “No exceptions” led to the Rule 35 corollary. On 12 October 2006, an early “Rules of the Internet” list, posted to the cyberculture wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, included[citation needed]
"Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
“Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.”
Rule 35 is also often referred to as Rule 34b.[citation needed]
Another expression of these rules is:
“Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.”
“Rule 35: The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.”[11]
@f00l@PooltoyWolf@sammydog01 heh… I wasn’t even thinking along the lines of pornographic. Was just thinking that when I was growing up fetch meant to go get something. Apparently it has taken on more meaning now. Like… fresh…gay…bad…dope, etc. All I’m saying is, I’m older now and I can’t keep up with all the new meanings for some words these days.
@f00l@lseeber@sammydog01 It is a bit disconcerting how often word meanings are being co-opted these days. You can’t even use the word ‘discriminate’ in its original capacity anymore (to differentiate between things), outside of some small electronics circles.
Still picture!
Amazing! Such grace!
@sammydog01 A word rarely used to describe Mac…I’ll take it!
Bravo!
@lseeber Thank you!
But uh, what’s the story with that valve?
@cinoclav He’s inflatable. You new here?
@cinoclav @sammydog01 That would be correct :B
@cinoclav easy access port
@cinoclav @medz
@cinoclav @PooltoyWolf once you pop, you can’t stop
@cinoclav @medz Accurate. :U
I would TOTALLY want an inflatable suit for riding a hoverboard, though I would probably want the fur on the inside. Anyway, you go, Furslayer 244!
@cinoclav @medz I gotta say if I saw him in public with the free hugs sign I would tell my kids to run.
@cinoclav @medz @sammydog01 They’re the good kind, not the bad kind!
@aetris As a cushion in case you fall?
Plans are in place to have a fullsize inflatable Mac made, so I can show him off when it’s too hot to wear the fursuit.
@cinoclav @medz @PooltoyWolf
/giphy run away!
@cinoclav @sammydog01 Does he have an inflatable splint handy also, just in case?
@cinoclav @phendrick @sammydog01 Somehow I feel that wouldn’t be very effective.
Amehzingly Awesome!
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot We love you, Mediocrebot.
That is one weird belly button!
@2many2no That’s how you put me away!
@PooltoyWolf
/giphy How deflating!
@2many2no I’m travel size when deflated
Hey now that’s awesome! Thought of you when I saw Woot weekend app crap…it’s a train serving set
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DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@llangley OMG that’s adorable, I love it!!
Ever cross paths with Poochie on a skateboard?
@medz I haven’t, but I’m betting we’d go well together!
@PoolToyWolf on the hoverboard is quite fetching in this photo.
I would love to see this in an ad campaign.
@f00l Many thanks! I do think Mac is rather fetching…
@f00l @PooltoyWolf If that wolf were fetching… that hoverboard would be in her mouth! haha… hadda say it!
@lseeber @PooltoyWolf
/giphy “fetching fetch”
@f00l Oh mercy! Another new lingo for a word I probably won’t learn. I’m still on… that’s boss, man!
@f00l @lseeber @PooltoyWolf Does every word have a pornographic definition in the urban dictionary? Probably- never mind.
@lseeber @PooltoyWolf @sammydog01
You have to ask?
Oh dear.
I thought you were a habitue around these parts.
Some versions of Rule #34
“Rule 34: There is porn of it.”[9]
"Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.[10]
“Rule 34: If it exists, there is Internet porn of it.”[10]
“Rule 34: If you can imagine it, it exists as Internet porn.”[7]
The conundrum of finding an Internet pornographic exception to Rule 34’s “No exceptions” led to the Rule 35 corollary. On 12 October 2006, an early “Rules of the Internet” list, posted to the cyberculture wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, included[citation needed]
"Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
“Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.”
Rule 35 is also often referred to as Rule 34b.[citation needed]
Another expression of these rules is:
“Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.”
“Rule 35: The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.”[11]
/giphy “rule 34”
@f00l @lseeber @sammydog01 Don’t forget about Rule 34F
@f00l @lseeber I wouldn’t put it past him. He sometimes chases trains…
@f00l @PooltoyWolf @sammydog01 heh… I wasn’t even thinking along the lines of pornographic. Was just thinking that when I was growing up fetch meant to go get something. Apparently it has taken on more meaning now. Like… fresh…gay…bad…dope, etc. All I’m saying is, I’m older now and I can’t keep up with all the new meanings for some words these days.
@f00l @lseeber @sammydog01 It is a bit disconcerting how often word meanings are being co-opted these days. You can’t even use the word ‘discriminate’ in its original capacity anymore (to differentiate between things), outside of some small electronics circles.
@f00l @lseeber @PooltoyWolf @sammydog01
We have Mean Girls to thank for “fetch”.
@f00l @mfladd @PooltoyWolf @sammydog01 Oohhh… I never saw that.
Why isn’t the T in PooltoyWolf capitalized? I’ve been calling 'em PootyWolf this whole time…
@medz ‘Pooltoy’ is one word.
It can be spelled as two, but this is not common. ‘PootyWolf’ might be what happens if my valve gets left open…