Daily support for men and women suffering from lactose intolerance and bloating.
Multi-functioning Dairylytic digestive enzymes and potent probiotics help break down hard-to-digest proteins and lactose sugars found in dairy products.
Provides natural lactase and protease support.
Enhanced with Marshmallow root, fennel seed, and ginger extract for extra strength lactose digestion support.
Helps ensure you’re maintaining healthy lactase enzyme levels for your digestion system.
Beneficial formula of enzymes + probiotics + botanicals ensures one can enjoy foods that may contain lactose.
Natural vegetarian supplements.
Made in the USA from the highest quality, naturally sourced ingredients.
@y’know, last day of the shortest month, on a Monday so everyone’d be annoyed with the timing, nothin other than inconvenience as a consideration, just seemed … right
@stolicat Nah, my new goal is to comment on @yakkoTDI 's first post every night. I was thinking about writing a powershell script that automatically first posts, but then I realized that WHO IN THE FSCK CARES? Ukraine is uniting the world, and @yakkoTDI is trying to score imaginary internet points by firstposting on a site that is quickly losing its lustre.
@shahnm This is the food for the dead fake bacteria that your digestive enzymes will kill before they hit your intestines. Right?
Actually but bacteria has a number of uses in our body but since these kinds of supplements aren’t regulated god only knows what is in these or if really bacteria if they are even alive - let alone at a concentration that would make any difference.
@boeing377@mexicantacos
A one-function on/off with No Fecking Flashing Crap would be so much netter than five things we hate about certain flashlights.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
And the entire business model of the manufacturer is reliant upon your paying no attention to that whatsoever. And as this was being composed, over 700 of them had been sold here, so it looks like their model is working pretty well.
I got these last time around. I can’t say they do anything as far as a “mood boost” goes except to be a little cheaper than the probiotic I normally buy at the drugstore.
Specs
Must Make 4 Selections to Complete Purchase
Immunity Boost (Model: 8804)
Immunity Boost Supplement Facts
Mood Boost (Model: 8805)
Mood Boost Supplement Facts
Keto Boost (Model: 8806)
Keto Boost Supplement Facts
Energy Boost (Model: 8807)
Energy Boost Supplement Facts
Dairy Ease (Model: 8808)
Dairy Ease Supplement Facts
Carb Comfort (Model: 8810)
Carb Ease Supplement Facts
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$67.80 - $99.96 for 4 on Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Dec 11 - Monday, Dec 15
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@yakkoTDI You win again! Great job! Enjoy it!
@guybrush01 Oh my gosh! Really?! I didn’t even know there was a competition. I will cherish this as long as I something or other.
Sad. thought there might be a Mehrathon …
@stolicat Same here. About to say goodbye to my 5+ year VMP membership. If there is nothing worth buying, why keep it?
@y’know, last day of the shortest month, on a Monday so everyone’d be annoyed with the timing, nothin other than inconvenience as a consideration, just seemed … right
@stolicat Nah, my new goal is to comment on @yakkoTDI 's first post every night. I was thinking about writing a powershell script that automatically first posts, but then I realized that WHO IN THE FSCK CARES? Ukraine is uniting the world, and @yakkoTDI is trying to score imaginary internet points by firstposting on a site that is quickly losing its lustre.
@stolicat Seriously, this is his only outlet. Let’s just let him play in this tiny sandbox.
@stolicat I’m here. What’d I miss?
@guybrush01 @stolicat
Nice to see you setting some life goals for yourself. I am sure everyone will be amazed by your accomplishment.
@y
Nothing you can’t scroll back to.
/image snake oil
@shahnm This is the food for the
deadfake bacteria that your digestive enzymes will kill before they hit your intestines. Right?Actually but bacteria has a number of uses in our body but since these kinds of supplements aren’t regulated god only knows what is in these or if really bacteria if they are even alive - let alone at a concentration that would make any difference.
@shahnm I like to keep my snakes lubed so they can easily attack the unwanted solicitors that come to my door.
“Tink it’ll voik?”
“It would take a miracle.”
Mehbruary
Boost me up Scotty, there’s no nutritional life here.
So will this make you frisky?
@Kyeh
No, but it will frisk you less here than elsewhere.
why do I get the feeling my cat would benefit more from these that I would?
@alacrity
Because the cat would genuinely enjoy batting the little capsules around on the floor?
Tired of all this snake oil. I long for the days of stuff with an 18650 or two under the hood. Meh has lost its way.
@boeing377 how about some flashlights that don’t feature a useless off button, or finger lights?
@boeing377 @mexicantacos
A one-function on/off with No Fecking Flashing Crap would be so much netter than five things we hate about certain flashlights.
Is this for cats or hoomans?
@Sneakertree
In the case of the cats and humans here, no.
You’re either pro-biotic or anti-biotic.
@kc5rbq I’m just a fuck up
@kc5rbq I’m a pre-biotic
@kc5rbq I’m meh-biotic
@kc5rbq I’m a pro-robotic.
@kc5rbq @werehatrack
Awesome…
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
@kc5rbq I am recovering Meh-buy-addict.
No thrill of the chase.
No challenge of the Captcha.
No adrenaline rush, nor thrill of the waste of money.
No three bags full of stuff.
No stuff.
No bags.
Meh
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
@kc5rbq Or really biotic.
Friska FAQ*
@jayrandom Yep. Snake oil.
@jayrandom
And the entire business model of the manufacturer is reliant upon your paying no attention to that whatsoever. And as this was being composed, over 700 of them had been sold here, so it looks like their model is working pretty well.
It still sounds like cat food.
@blaineg No. That’s Lil’ Friskas, but i understand your confusion.
I got these last time around. I can’t say they do anything as far as a “mood boost” goes except to be a little cheaper than the probiotic I normally buy at the drugstore.
@DLPanther
Frookits taste better, and they don’t pretend to do questionable stuff.
I found these products at our local Amish store. They buy and resell pallets. Got some of the keto ones to try for a buck a bottle.
You could have made this listing a Homestuck reference if you were braver!
Your Service so far is way above average….