@werehatrack I think you are missing an e.
Actually two e’s.
Also a g and a t.
And there shouldn’t be an i or a k but other than that, you definitely spelled regret.
@booogerbrain I did some Googling, because I was curious to see what this looked like on an actual model. Zales has what appears to be the identical model, but they claim it’s diamond. The picture is exactly the same (slightly less zoom, possibly a different chain). Not that it really matters.
Maybe these ended up at Meh cuz people read the logo as “Tan Borat” (not very promising for a co. that sells LETTERS) & can’t get this image out of their heads…?
/giphy borat mankini
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Tamborat Jewelry 10K White Gold Plated Initial Necklaces
Condition: New
Details
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$99.98 for 2 on Groupon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 8 - Wednesday, Aug 10
A B C D E F G
Buy 'em all, great way to remember the alphabet!
@awk Google knows Waymo about the Alphabet than a simple Chrome colored Android.
LET ME SPELL! W! T! A! F!
Can you say chachki?
This alphabet soup tastes terrible!
Great, with kids named Fenris and Ulna people are going to think I’m trying to be offensive!
@fuzzmanmatt One of my “kids” Is named Fenris!
i choose Γ and Δ
So with only two orders, we can spell U-G-L-Y. Or, wait, we can see it without even having to order. . .
Gimme an I!
Gimme an R!
Gimme a K!
What’s that spell? Regret!
I regret that there is no Mehrathon to appease the restless messes tonight.
@werehatrack There wasn’t one this month, you’re right…
@werehatrack I think you are missing an e.
Actually two e’s.
Also a g and a t.
And there shouldn’t be an i or a k but other than that, you definitely spelled regret.
@werehatrack REGRET. Wasn’t that a song by Aretha Franklin? REGRET, what that word means to me…
If you buy two pairs you can spell POOP
@courteousblock or just one pair for PP
Because nothing screams long-term commitment louder than 10k plated
@ricks48038 Hey don’t knock these, this was Trump’s go to gift for all his floozies and what he gave Malaria after he proposed.
“premium Cubic Zirconia stones”, not cheep CZ stones they’ll have us know. Premiummmm.
@booogerbrain I did some Googling, because I was curious to see what this looked like on an actual model. Zales has what appears to be the identical model, but they claim it’s diamond. The picture is exactly the same (slightly less zoom, possibly a different chain). Not that it really matters.
O M G, W W J D
@hchavers
I always decode those last four as Who Wants Jack Daniels
@hchavers @werehatrack And the difference is…?
@eeterrific @hchavers @werehatrack Jack Daniels does something.
Another month of me blowing $5 on nothing.
Groupon as the price comparison screams quality, in-demand merchandise.
I get it, though. “$39.90 for two at that shady kiosk in the mall, back when those existed” does have too many qualifiers and nothing to link to.
@bmf And you don’t have to say it, just wear it. Saves the vocal chords.
@bmf @eeterrific “It took me three hours to figure out that F-U was Felix Ungar!”
@MrNews Or maybe is Frank Underwood
@bmf @MrNews I find that odd…
@bmf @eeterrific Yes, there are a couple of odd things here…
I need 5 so I can spell “couch”
Actually, OUCH might be good enough.
Maybe these ended up at Meh cuz people read the logo as “Tan Borat” (not very promising for a co. that sells LETTERS) & can’t get this image out of their heads…?
/giphy borat mankini
“Plated” This is so 90s flea market car wash.
I make too much money for fake ones, so…
can you combine letters on the same chain?
If you buy enough of them and hang them upside down, you can spell “5318008”.
@aolshove
Calculator ads always show that number. I asked if I could get it for my cell phone, but it wasn’t available.
You can spell “FAILURE”
@CaramelJohnson
Too many letters… But FUGLY works
Oops. My bad I assumed the usual 3 order limit. Carry on…
If they’re going to sell jewelry on a Tuesday, it should at least be something with a ruby in it. Because Ruby Tuesday’s.
@werehatrack
/giphy groaner
Ordered a few of these for the nieces. They were delivered today. They’re decent for the $10 price.