2x Marc New York Performance Velvet Leggings in color of your choice
Here’s a Fun Fact for You
While “Stormy Night” is one of the color choices for this deal, it also conveys to me a deep apprehension stemming from my past. And when I say past, I specifically mean last night. Because last night was a stormy one, indeed. The thunder boomed in the skies and lightning shot overhead, lighting up my countenance just enough for a sheriff to spot me. My face was one that was not inconspicuous, as it had been displayed across all news channels with a bold WANTED underneath it. The military man’s body was found in a creek near his house. An APB was placed. The sheriff, after a crackle of energy lit the sky, had spotted me and placed me under arrest. I must be going now. I passed on a phone call and have written this in its stead. The Fun Facts may be dead. Peace.
@radi0j0hn When I first read this I thought “oooh, 71 inches! His wife is tall like me. Those are gonna be way too short for her.” 20 years into being married I had to put a moritorium on my husband buying clothing for me. His taste runs too much towards the Peg Bundy goes on safari after shopping at Frederick’s of Hollywood trashy side of things. There’s a time & place for leopard and zebra prints, and red lace; however, preferably not together, and not on a bra.
Oh good. My velour sweatpants from ~2004 are really beat up, I could use more cozy around the house pants. Would prefer if they had a proper size chart, but if it’s anything like those, there’s about a 50lb stretch to them.
@tinamarie1974 I feel your pain shorty sister. I saw these leggings and I was all ‘yes—something I actually need’. I saw velvety and I was all ‘yes—I love soft stuff & my puppers will love snuggling on velvety legs’. But then I saw 29 inch inseam and I was all…
@ThunderChicken Hm. If they weren’t for tall ladies only I’d buy them and fabric paint them with Elvis. Seriously. I’d totally do that. Or I’d have someone else paint them because I can’t draw or paint. But still. Stellar idea!
@Gypsigirl213@ThunderChicken I can promise you without a doubt, a 29" inseam is not for tall ladies. At 5’10" and a 35" inseam, those suckers wouldn’t come any where close to my ankle. HOWEVER, I’d wear them as a pair of 7/8 length leggings if they had Elvis painted all over them. Elvises? Elvis’? Elvii? What does one call more than one Elvis? Or maybe just settle for a large full length white jumpsuited Elvis running down one leg?
OH! Idea!! I wonder if those print-your-own-iron-on transfers would work?!
No pockets = no. What is it with lack o pocket in women’s clothing. “Breaks the line/makes you look hip-y” is negated when there were no pockets in lots of my maternity clothes too. The line is gone, big hips might pull attention to something smaller than my huge belly.
@mollama So they can sell women bags. Tell women they should only use bags through perpetuated stereotypes and manipulative marketing, sell the bags at rediculous prices, remove all pockets, and then profit of course.
@PooltoyWolf The money amount is $1776
“The Declaration of Independence, 1776. By issuing the Declaration of Independence, adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776, the 13 American colonies severed their political connections to Great Britain. The Declaration summarized the colonists’ motivations for seeking independence.”
(https://history.state.gov › declaration)
@PooltoyWolf Oh, durh, you meant for the gif. I answered that question thinking it someone else asking about the 1776 (was half asleep when I answered). As for the gif, it’s a light poke about it being a nerdy observation, which is a poke at myself too since I knew what you were referring to.
I want to be rich enough to be able to afford several pairs of these. I would then commission artists to paint their interpretations of Elvis on them turning them into wearable black velvet Elvis paintings. It’d basically be a clickbait excuse to give money to meh and to random artists.
@RiotDemon not the way I saw it when I first opened the page, but then I realized I was using the meh stalker app, so maybe it was their fault, and not a change by meh to clarify the initial posting (?)
Did anyone actually get a 2 pack ?? I ordered & paid for 2 (2 packs) and got 1 pr of each. Response was that was a 2 pack - must be the new math. Not sure if NY Attorney General will agree. I am not arguing with the value but be honest in your offers.
@carolchap it’s pick your own two pack. When you put the items in the cart, they are half the price that is shown on the front page. When you add two then you get the two pack for the full price shown on the front page.
I bought these for myself and i’m a man since I didn’t know any better. I got the right size and I have to say they are kind of nice and snuggly! I wouldn’t wear them out in the world since they don’t adequately hide my thunder, but they are quite nice for at home watching netflix, etc.