Huh, I'm actually tempted, but at $14 for a replacement head (available with S&S), it's one of those times it'd be better to buy a few of these guys from meh...
@aaronhardman99 Just make an actual toothbrush that looks like it. Nerds will pay too much for anything nerdy enough, and you'll be able to kill it on replacement heads. I'll be looking forward to my 25% for optimizing your idea.
The next best thing to hiring a butler to brush your teeth for you. "I said unwaxed floss Caruthers, go let the dog out and make sure you wipe him afterwards"
This is easily the biggest meh I've ever clicked. Teeth brushing in general doesn't seem to have done anything to curb cavities and tooth decay. Not sure how this is going to help.
@mamawoot Now we just need an apologist to sarcastically call you entitled and a yes man to sarcastically post a clapping animated gif and your sarcastic performance art will be complete.
I love, love, love the write-up today. I absolutely agree 100%. It's like you read my mind, and articulated my thoughts better than I could myself. The Internet of things: It's a solution in need of a problem, it's the beginning of the blue house of death. Yes. A thousand times, yes. Thank you, Meh.
@DJP519 "The Blue House of Death." That should become a meme instantly, promoted by a much better comedy writer than me. THIS is really why I come to meh each day.
I almost bought a Philips Hue over the holidays. Been looking for a morning sun simulator alarm clock thingy, and turns out a Hue starter set is cheaper. But now, I'm setting a reminder for 20 years from now to check on how this IoT thing is going.
@brhfl I got a bit overwhelmed with the choices, so can't remember the particulars. But short answer, yes. Some systems require a 3rd party app, so do it all by themselves, some require ugly hacks.
@G1 Moms! I'm a grown man in my 40's and mine still expects me to pick up my room and put my clothes in the hamper! Thanks for asking though. (and thanks for the laugh!)
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 1 Year Panasonic
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
Estimated Delivery: 1/27 - 1/29
What’s in the Box?
4x Brush heads
1x Charging stand
1x Toothbrush base
1x User Manual
Pictures
Brush and extra heads
Toothbrush!
Everything you get
Price Check
$100.18 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
@mediocrebot meehhhhh
@mediocrebot 64.99 http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-panasonic-rechargeable-toothbrush-1?deal_option=d632250c-4de8-4a8d-84d6-b51d50e0df4b @groupon
@xarous Not a sonicare. For that alone, meh.
@mediocrebot This is where you can put this deal:
first
I said 'meh,' but that's just me. I would like some WiFi dentures, however.
meh
Sink
Wow. What's next Meh, a really neato hairbrush?
@mjkane1 Some discounted Mason Pearsons would be welcome, actually. Get on it, meh!
Where's the baby arm? Meh.
@kenziemaria ... holding an apple?
You had me at vibration. You lost me at toothbrush.
@Jetlag I mean, two birds...
@Jetlag Y'know...you could probably modify the brush part pretty easily...just sayin'.
@Jetlag anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
@Jetlag Amy Farrah Fowler has one. She named it Gerard.
@sjk3
@lisaviolet A toothbrush as a vibrator with a name is creepy but biting butts is not?
@wisenekt Amy and Bernadette both come up with some off the wall things....
@sjk3 YES!!!! FTW!
So this brush does not clean blue teeth?
@datruandi bahahahahaha oh god.
At least it's not refurbished
@aaronhardman99 you said it!
Vibrating "toothbrush". Right...............
@zacatac It's like a 'massager' for your 'teeth.'
Wtf...
Too many sonics.
Almost bought it for the 28,500 vibrations per minute. But i don't actuality care. Like at all.
I can't believe there is no purple brush head. For that alone, meh.
@heartny I like purple.
So apparently Panasonic makes toothbrushes.
I feel the same way I did the one time I saw a moped at a garage sale with a JC Penney logo branded on it.
That is, I felt a little confused, a little excited, a little nervous.
...and a little 'meh'.
@epicpoptart JC Penney doesn't make motorized vehicles themselves. Panasonic does make great electric shavers themselves.
@epicpoptart you should have bought the moped, they are collectable now
@epicpoptart I just moped a little when I saw this deal.
Huh, I'm actually tempted, but at $14 for a replacement head (available with S&S), it's one of those times it'd be better to buy a few of these guys from meh...
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00APT4RZK/
@bakerzdosen That link includes 3 for the 14 dollars. Its in the smalll print (description)
@msimard8 You are correct. Good eye. I bow to your superior reading and researching skills.
@bakerzdosen If it were actually $14 each, you' be much better off simply buying the whole package for $42 here.
Oh comeon. You all know that if this sale was for the Sonicare higher end model tooth brushes it would be sold out in under 5 mins. Haha.
Now if we could get a Vibration Toothbrush without the Toothbrush part that'd be great.
@brotendo64 Why not break off the brush end or just stick some kind of covering over it?
@dashcloud Silicone, fiberglass,...bam!
@dashcloud @brotendo Honestly… I mean… how soft are we talking with these bristles, anyway?
You couldn't even pay me20 dollars to take a bath with a tub full of these all on, vibrating at 28,500 vpm
@sp3ar You'd do it for $10 and you know it.
@mamawoot He only speaks the twuth! He only speaks the twuth!
@sp3ar I guarantee it will be a deeper clean than Summers Eve...
When I was a boy we got 28,500 vibrations per minute with good old elbow grease.
And then after that we brushed out teeth.
@DigMe That explains a lot.
tl;dr Is it better than my beloved sonicare? I didn't think so. meh
@mamawoot Yes, actually -- it doesn't collect gun in the barrel. (Or maybe you have the Sonicare with the motor that snaps if you look at it funny?)
I stayed up until midnight+ for a toothbrush?!?!?!
Never have I wanted a TL;DR for a product writeup more than this.
My Million dollar idea for the night. A case for your electric toothbrush that makes it look like the sonic screwdriver on doctor who.
@aaronhardman99 Just make an actual toothbrush that looks like it. Nerds will pay too much for anything nerdy enough, and you'll be able to kill it on replacement heads. I'll be looking forward to my 25% for optimizing your idea.
The next best thing to hiring a butler to brush your teeth for you. "I said unwaxed floss Caruthers, go let the dog out and make sure you wipe him afterwards"
This is easily the biggest meh I've ever clicked. Teeth brushing in general doesn't seem to have done anything to curb cavities and tooth decay. Not sure how this is going to help.
@daveJay Your gums will be very happy, if nothing else.
I kinda get the impression there won't be a bunch of east coast people complaining about a sellout tomorrow morning.
@Superjimtendo I'm available to complain if need be.
I'm an EastCoaster that stayed up till midnight to see this.
It's NOT FAIR when you put up something I don't want to buy! NOT FAIR, I say.
@lumpthar I stayed up until 9pm for this!?? I am outraged!
@mamawoot Now we just need an apologist to sarcastically call you entitled and a yes man to sarcastically post a clapping animated gif and your sarcastic performance art will be complete.
@lumpthar
@mamawoot Don't force us east coasters to ruin the plots of every prime time show on TV for you west coasters.
@Cinoclav Realty/talent shows and the rest of prime time TV come pre-ruined.
We have a set of these and my wife has trouble achieving orgasm. Buy at your own risk!
@jjohns71 How exactly is she brushing her teeth? Please describe this. In detail.
@jjohns71 pix or it didn't happen? I'm ron burgundy?
@jjohns71 OMG, that's as good as the copy!
@jjohns71 Don't blame meh or Panasonic.
Nice. I can use this to polish the wine glasses from yesterday's meh.
I love, love, love the write-up today. I absolutely agree 100%. It's like you read my mind, and articulated my thoughts better than I could myself. The Internet of things: It's a solution in need of a problem, it's the beginning of the blue house of death. Yes. A thousand times, yes. Thank you, Meh.
@DJP519 "The Blue House of Death." That should become a meme instantly, promoted by a much better comedy writer than me. THIS is really why I come to meh each day.
I almost bought a Philips Hue over the holidays. Been looking for a morning sun simulator alarm clock thingy, and turns out a Hue starter set is cheaper. But now, I'm setting a reminder for 20 years from now to check on how this
IoT thing is going.
@saodell Wait, can a Hue be set up to work like a SAD light?
@brhfl I got a bit overwhelmed with the choices, so can't remember the particulars. But short answer, yes. Some systems require a 3rd party app, so do it all by themselves, some require ugly hacks.
Today's description was copywriting gold. Kudos!
Thank you meh.
I'm still getting vibrated squeaky clean from the last one meh sold.
this is my first time purchase, I hope it goes well
@wbarber It will go fine, except it will take a while to get your toothbrush. Shipping to my place seems to be quicker than for others.
@G1 need a roomate?
@PilotJim Mom says there's no more room down here in the basement. Sorry.
@G1 Moms! I'm a grown man in my 40's and mine still expects me to pick up my room and put my clothes in the hamper! Thanks for asking though. (and thanks for the laugh!)
When you said that a smoke alarm was going off, were you talking about the Nest Protect? What went wrong with it?
Sonic, eh? Toothbrush, meh.
This is not the sonic screwdriver you are you looking for. Move along.
Meh. What kind of sick experiment is this? What's next? A Xiao Mi hair dryer to blow my hair?
sheesh... HORRIBLE!!!
Fantastic copy today. Seriously. Best write-up yet.
Bravo, @JasonToon! That was no mere write-up. That was a manifesto for the ages.
Nope....Meh!
observant-optimal-gum...
How oddly fitting.
.... they had a shaky toothbrush.... I bought a shaky toothbrush. - - - wut wut........wut....wut.....
What? No Bluetooth? meh!
http://smile.amazon.com/SmartSeries-Bluetooth-Electric-Rechargeable-Toothbrush/dp/B00O8ODHOA/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1421498865&sr=1-1&keywords=electric+toothbrush+bluetooth&pebp=1421498867120&peasin=B00O8ODHOA
@rockblossom NFW
@Duneatic Yeah. I saw this on Amazon, and that was my reaction, too. I mean ... seriously? Bluetooth?
Finally, a product i need and even more amazing, it's still available!!!!! Great going!
No Georgia Red. . . for that alone, meh.
@jrwofuga No Florida Orange? Meh.
@jrwofuga Where's Barney?
@sjk3 you're putting these things in your mouth, so. . . No.
@hchavers
@hchavers I love purple.
The copy is as highly good as normal, but epic? No. Perhaps you likers are over-compensating for the toothbrush. Just like the copy.
I think meh should save all of the copy write ups and make a book every year.
Love the map, i can tell where people have excellent oral hygeine, as long as that's what they're using it for.
Too salty for me :(
That reminds me, time for my annual tooth brushing. Should I schedule a dentist appointment this year?
@hchavers it depends, do you like your teeth, or do you like fake teeth when you are 40?
Meh. There are better deals on Sonicare.
$42 for a toothbrush when we can buy a 5 pack at the dollar store
"not an internet of things thing" Meh. I need to be able to control my toothbrush from my iPhone. No sale!
I may be the last for the night, but I caved and bought one for the 14 y.o.