@kungfuqua jewelry is great early in a relationship. Once you’ve been together several years your wife/gf starts scolding you for wasting money buying her more jewelry.
@kungfuqua I’m with ya. Diamonds should be valuable because of their conductivity properties and gold for anticorrosive properties…otherwise, they’re just rocks and metal. Are pearls good for anything except meh.com?
a couple weeks ago my mom sent me a link to a ‘hipster nativity set.’ the link was from pee-wee herman’s blog. after reading a few pages of it, i started seeing the things he wrote about everywhere. first it was the make-your-sponge-look-like-a-mattress sponge holder, now the tiffany’s tin can. i spend a fair amount of time on the internet, especially during this time of year, but it seems only paul reubens was capable of willing such things into existence. i’m not mad, but i do wonder when i’m going to wake up. it’s probably getting late.
Wow, Meh really sucks these days, with just so much useless junk. I know, sure… it’s Meh. The name says it all. But, I haven’t seen anything I’ve wanted or needed in over a year, with my only two purchases in that time being for junk gag gifts. So glad I dumped the VMP when I did.
Specs
Images
Both Sets of Necklaces
White Gold Necklace on Display
Straight Down View
Wrinkled View
Yellow Gold Necklace on Display
Straight Down View
Wrinkled View
Travel Pouch
Lady Gaga maybe?
This woman’s hair weighs more than a a pickup truck
What’s in the Box?
1x 14K Gold Filled Pearl & Swarovski Necklace
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Guide
1x Travel Pouch
Price Comparison
White Gold Necklace: $199 at Pacific Pearls
Yellow Gold Necklace: $199 at Pacific Pearls
Warranty
120 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 8 - Thursday, Aug 11
How much cheap costume jeweler did the Meh buyers buy?
@cengland0 They were up all night and when you combine insomnia, The Shopping Channel and Mescaline…
“Certified valuation is $650”…
Does this mean that the person doing the valuation is certified…as in “insane”?
@eeterrific Maybe it’s in Jamaican dollars?
@eeterrific I was also wondering what the validity of “Certified valuation” was. lol Where could I take this for $650? I’ll take 20 if so
More featured email comments regarding naughty pearl necklaces.
Damn, pearls again. Ugh.
Again?
Well, these are hideously ugly. Let’s try again tomorrow.
Pot Luck!
/giphy private-puffy-potluck
No more pearls!
Meh is what we all say
When it’s pearls again, nearly every day
I waited up this late for this stuff?
Oh well, we say enough’s enough!
@mcemanuel doggerel, but WTH, have a star.
I’d give my left nut if Tiffany’s would post anonymous customer reviews of the “Tin Can.”
… Hilarity ensues…
Throwing Pearls before us Swine again Meh?
Just no…
I prefer Atlantic pearls instead of Pacific pearls…
@givemehdeal it says they’re freshwater pearls. Where did they find fresh water in the Pacific?
Just stop.
Seems like good deal to say VALUATION IS 600$ when gifting to that special someone, saving for next big thing we celebrate huehue
It Seems you always go back to your asshole roots, just so just to let us know Who you Re@lly are!!
BITCH!!
@decoratedwarvet your she-dog can’t read.
Mentos pearls on a candy corn encrusted chain.
Impressive!
Based on that pic… I wouldn’t buy. Can’t see it very well. Alright DeMille, It’s ready for it’s close up.
HOW BIG ARE THE CANS? Are they printer’s drawer size? Pls get a good deal; I’ll buy at least two.
$650??? That’s old school “wheel of fortune” type of pricing…
Deal smells worse than a fart on heated leather car seats…
@Bumplepimp you need to clean up your diet and poop more often.
Jewelry is such a racket.
I know what you’re thinking: “That guy is clearly going to be alone forever.” But, no. I’ll die eventually.
@kungfuqua until that second paragraph we weren’t worried about you.
@kungfuqua jewelry is great early in a relationship. Once you’ve been together several years your wife/gf starts scolding you for wasting money buying her more jewelry.
@kungfuqua I’m with ya. Diamonds should be valuable because of their conductivity properties and gold for anticorrosive properties…otherwise, they’re just rocks and metal. Are pearls good for anything except meh.com?
I would love to be a purchasing agent for me I would bring back the neatest stuff. http://www.docsdetecting.com/auzum/knacker1.html
@Viper1 gotta get the bigger bag.
a couple weeks ago my mom sent me a link to a ‘hipster nativity set.’ the link was from pee-wee herman’s blog. after reading a few pages of it, i started seeing the things he wrote about everywhere. first it was the make-your-sponge-look-like-a-mattress sponge holder, now the tiffany’s tin can. i spend a fair amount of time on the internet, especially during this time of year, but it seems only paul reubens was capable of willing such things into existence. i’m not mad, but i do wonder when i’m going to wake up. it’s probably getting late.
I’m always a teeny bit tempted to buy this for my 7 year old granddaughter for Christmas. Better than getting Frozen tchotchkes, right?
@sligett It’ll be broken within 48 hours.
Frozen still? That movie is several years old now.
When will kids let it go?
@cinoclav Sigh, back to plan A: fidget spinners and candy corn. Ho ho ho.
Wow, Meh really sucks these days, with just so much useless junk. I know, sure… it’s Meh. The name says it all. But, I haven’t seen anything I’ve wanted or needed in over a year, with my only two purchases in that time being for junk gag gifts. So glad I dumped the VMP when I did.
@obxer but it’s like a junk freak show behind the curtain, you have to peek.
This is one of those items you almost want to buy and bring to a pawn shop to see if you could get your money back.
@alectheviking That, or get it insured and then stolen. Hopefully you can find a thief with no taste.
When will it arrive?
@Cidecar2 from the description at the top:
@meh still how many times you will relist it ??
I can suggest you some good products …
@priyank255 beats the fuck outta me
The model in the link “The perfect gift for anyone who wants to look like this” - why is her body cut off at the bottom of the picture?
First!