It’s a mediocre site so of course they have this the day after Mother’s Day. Not that anything you’d buy here would reach you in time for Mother’s Day anyway unless you’re thinking of 2018.
@cengland0 I think we’ve discovered Meh’s dark secret. Their server farm is actually a stack of unpatched Windows XP pizza boxes. In Russia. Please send Bitcoin to us. Or lovely Mother-of-Pearl necklace.
Isn’t the ice cream vanilla, chocolate and strawberry or did I totally miss something. But it worked Meh - I’m not thinking of my mother anymore…
/image Nepolian
@sammydog01 I looked on Wikipedia like @brhfl: Block of Neapolitan ice cream
Alternative names Harlequin ice cream
Place of origin Italy
Main ingredients Vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream and todays main version.
Variations Historically, colours were of the Italian flag: green (pistachio or almond), white (vanilla), and red (cherry, actually pink).
Spumoni are layers of different colors and flavors usually containing candied fruits and nuts. Typically, it is of three flavors, most popular is cherry with cherry bits (the fruit), pistachio (the nuts included) and either chocolate or vanilla (vanilla to represent the Italian flag). August 21st is National Spumoni Day in the U.S.
National Ice Cream Month is July with National Ice Cream Day celebrated on the third Sunday in July in the U.S. Signed into effect by Ronald Reagan.
Do insurance companies actually pay these ridiculous valuations in the event of a loss? Seems like they would pay the replacement price, sine these are just mass produced pieces.
Hi. No offense, but the women’s jewelry you offer is consistently ugly AF. Don’t you know any women you can run this shit past b/f you try to unload it on us?
@RiotDemon I bought this one… I think the proportions in the picture are misleading…it is more delicate in reality. Hmmm… Yes, you are right, it did get here quickly…
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Necklace
1x Travel Pouch
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Card
Pictures
Vanilla neck
Vanilla detail
Caramel, mint, and dusty rose neck
Caramel, mint, and dusty rose detail
Dusty rose neck
Dusty Rose detail
All three
All three necks
Human neck
Whistlers necklace
Price Comparison
$350 Valuation, $99 at PacificPearls.com
Warranty
120 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
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It’s a mediocre site so of course they have this the day after Mother’s Day. Not that anything you’d buy here would reach you in time for Mother’s Day anyway unless you’re thinking of 2018.
@cengland0 Father’s Day is only 4 weeks away you know…
Site was so slow tonight, I thought there was a Fuko.
@cengland0
Generally when the site is going slow I open a new tab, search ‘reasons’, and see what’s for sale.
I mean, the odds aren’t in my favor of getting a Fuko anyways, so I have nothing to lose.
@PlacidPenguin It could have been my internet so I tried other sites and they worked flawlessly and quickly.
@cengland0 I think we’ve discovered Meh’s dark secret. Their server farm is actually a stack of unpatched Windows XP pizza boxes. In Russia. Please send Bitcoin to us. Or lovely Mother-of-Pearl necklace.
Why did it take 4 minutes for this to load?
@laidbackoh Clunky, heavy jewelry is slow to move anywhere. Looks like it even slowed down the internet.
“Kids, this is a prime example of what not to ever think about gifting to mom. Now, if this was a Sweetart necklace…”
I don’t know much about jewelry but I think those are after-dinner mints on string.
/image after-dinner mints on a string
@awk Those are not the after dinner mints you’re looking for.
@mike808
Is that a chewy taffy?
@mike808 You do NOT want to eat this type of cake.
What the MF Meh? This is waaaay too much pearl. Poop.
Lets put some ugly around your neck !
Can’t even make proper pearl necklace jokes with these, extra Meh
@Stallion Chunky style. Fixed that for you.
@mike808 hork!
@Stallion Mother-of-all-Pearl (MOAP) Necklace. Most effective if you’re in a cave.
Do these pearls come from square oysters?
mom … mom … mom …
mem … mem … mem …
meh … meh … meh …
[sorry, something got caught in my throat there]
/image huge pearl necklace
Why do these remind me of Wilma?
Isn’t the ice cream vanilla, chocolate and strawberry or did I totally miss something. But it worked Meh - I’m not thinking of my mother anymore…
/image Nepolian
@WTFsunshine Pistachio, vanilla, cherry is what I remember.
@WTFsunshine Yeah, I’ve always known Neapolitan to be vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry - Spumoni is the one with green/pistachio.
@brhfl “historically colors were of the Italian flag” per Wikipedia. Apparently I’m old enough to be historical.
@sammydog01 Or just Histerical.
@sammydog01 I looked on Wikipedia like @brhfl: Block of Neapolitan ice cream
Alternative names Harlequin ice cream
Place of origin Italy
Main ingredients Vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream and todays main version.
Variations Historically, colours were of the Italian flag: green (pistachio or almond), white (vanilla), and red (cherry, actually pink).
Spumoni are layers of different colors and flavors usually containing candied fruits and nuts. Typically, it is of three flavors, most popular is cherry with cherry bits (the fruit), pistachio (the nuts included) and either chocolate or vanilla (vanilla to represent the Italian flag). August 21st is National Spumoni Day in the U.S.
National Ice Cream Month is July with National Ice Cream Day celebrated on the third Sunday in July in the U.S. Signed into effect by Ronald Reagan.
So, can we call it a tie? Or at least a truce?
@WTFsunshine
@Kittysprinkles @mfladd @fruityfraug
@WTFsunshine
/giphy we’re all right
@sammydog01 That gif is totally not all right.
Meh strung out with “mother of pearls”
nocturnal-lively-scallion
North Dakota loooooOOOOooooOOOooooooes this one!
@xenophod So I think you left out the “v”…
@rustyh3 whoops: ^v
Do insurance companies actually pay these ridiculous valuations in the event of a loss? Seems like they would pay the replacement price, sine these are just mass produced pieces.
These are fucking ugly.
@RiotDemon I’m glad I’m not the only one.
C’mon Meh, ever since I became a VMP I haven’t seen anything worth buying. Good stuff man! Bring it BACK!
@sawierzba So it’s your fault.
Hi Sam, this is your mom, just checking in.
Hi. No offense, but the women’s jewelry you offer is consistently ugly AF. Don’t you know any women you can run this shit past b/f you try to unload it on us?
@Bevvie
Some of the female mehmployees probably laugh hysterically when they find out which items are on the line-up.
@Bevvie I don’t know what “ugly air force” means… is that like, super ugly? or awesomely ugly?
@xenophod I think, in increasing levels of ugly, it would be AF ugly, Navy ugly, CG ugly, Army ugly and Marine ugly. But that’s just me.
@Bevvie they couldn’t even get anyone to model the necklace, it had to be Photoshopped on.
@xenophod Sure.
I have to say…not as ugly as people were saying…beads are much smaller than anticipated…have yet to try it on…
@mikibell did you order this one or the last one that were rounded discs? If this one, damn, that shipping was fast.
@RiotDemon I bought this one… I think the proportions in the picture are misleading…it is more delicate in reality. Hmmm… Yes, you are right, it did get here quickly…
@mikibell “Not as ugly”. Haha.
This necklace fits more like a choker than a necklace and the clasp is difficult to handle b