Pacific Pearls Genuine Mother of Pearl Double-Strand Necklaces -

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:00am ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:00am ET:
Specs
- Model: OYS681, OYS552, OYS950, OYS727, OYS759
- Condition: New
- Size: 11mm
- Luster: Highest
- Surface: Excellent
- Matching: Perfect
- Species: Mother-of-Pearl
- Rarity: Unique
- Clasp: Claspless
- Stringing: Double-Knotted Double Strand Fine Silk
- Necklace Length: 45 inches
What’s in the Box?

1x Mother of Pearl Necklace
1x Travel pouch
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation

Pictures

Blue -
Da ba dee
Ebony and -
Ivory
Stop banging away on my -
Kaleidoscope
It’s not easy being -
Green
I’ve been kissed by a -
Rose
Just throw it in the baaaag
…uh, vogue vogue vogue?
(theme to A-Team which unfortunately doesn’t have lyrics)

Price Comparison

$275 Valuation, $89 at PacificPearls.com

Warranty

120 Day Mediocre

Estimated Delivery

Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
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cengland0 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Queue all the “pearl necklace” jokes.

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AttyVette said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Mother of pearl- what about the dad ?

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- @AttyVette
  
  lordbowen said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:08am ET
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HELLOALICE said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Does anyone buy these? What’re the sale stats for all these pearl things over the last year?

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- @HELLOALICE Yes, they sell a bunch of these each time. Our friends at mehstalker has the stats:
  
  cengland0 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:15am ET
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Bayamonprieto77 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Damn. Waited up for a pearl necklace. An unfulfilling evening…

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- @Bayamonprieto77 That’s what she said!
  
  ILikeMeh said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 1:02am ET
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- @ILikeMeh Credit me for the alley oop please. Lol
  
  Bayamonprieto77 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 1:31am ET
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- @ILikeMeh
  
  cengland0 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 4:17am ET
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lordbowen said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Color variety notwithstanding, these are still pearls. Meh to the max.

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- @lordbowen No they aren’t. Mother of pearl is not pearl. It’s the lining of a seashell. It’s the same substance and quite beautiful, but MOP does not generally have the same value as pearls.
  
  moondrake said Sun, May 7th 2017 at 11:35pm ET
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huja said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

Would have preferred a cheese log.

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username said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:10am ET:

Makes you wonder about actual retail markup at your average store.

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alacrity said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:12am ET:

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- @alacrity Is that guy wearing an invisible scarf?
  
  awk said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:18am ET
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- @awk wait- you can see that?
  
  alacrity said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:36am ET
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somf69 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:16am ET:

I can get a box of those kaleidoscope necklaces for less than 10 bucks…

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Zott said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:20am ET:

So…Not exactly pearls…essentially an oyster shell necklace…

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- @Zott And irradiated, treated, and baked, at that. It’s how they get those colors, and uniform shades.
  
  mike808 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:28am ET
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- @mike808 It’s the Velveeta of pearls.
  
  huja said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 2:16am ET
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mehcuda67 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:26am ET:

Hmmm… Since pearls are essentially the by-product of irritation from something indigestible, should we call these Mother-of-Hurl?

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mike808 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:31am ET:

In for a kali.
/giphy beautiful-blocky-cart

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discmaster said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:32am ET:

These look suspiciously like one I bought from Burl’s mother.

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- @discmaster You mean you have a genuine mother-of-Burl necklace?
  
  phendrick said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 1:35am ET
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shahnm said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 12:39am ET:

I dunno. Maybe it’s nice. Maybe it’s granny. Guess I’ll find out someday…

/giphy fatty-eligible-side

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- @shahnm Hey bro, where’s your bra?
  
  phendrick said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 1:25am ET
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- @phendrick Don’t you mean “Manssiere?”
  
  LaVikinga said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 5:20am ET
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- @LaVikinga For your moobs.
  
  mike808 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 9:04am ET
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- @LaVikinga it’s called the bro!
  
  jerk_nugget said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 9:56am ET
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bugger said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 1:33am ET:

I feel like a martigras whore with these… Got 2 pairs

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pyro008 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 7:33am ET:

Nothing says “Timeless Elegance” like a hashtag

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msujp said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 8:04am ET:

Seriously the pearl fad has made its run and its over. We all bought some and can’t keep giving these. How about some electricity made diamonds or something at least?

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Thatsmyrealname said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 8:59am ET:

For sisters, wives…but what about sister wives?

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DrSayre said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 9:19am ET:

/giphy pearl-necklace

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kc5rbq said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 9:37am ET:

18" isn’t long enough but these are so:
/giphy maroon-awake-puffin

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- Changed my mind and got:
  /giphy labored-portly-commander
  
  kc5rbq said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 10:02am ET
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AZnatural1 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 10:32am ET:

How about those nice wooden watches? Men and women can wear one.

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Al_Coholic said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 1:00pm ET:

Ugh.

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capnjb said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 4:43pm ET:

Interesting display mannequin. How do these look if your mom isn’t into body building?

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SColburn said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 4:51pm ET:

Am I the only one around here that thinks this hasn’t gotten enough love in the product thread?

I pity the fool that doesn’t buy one or all of these for his mama! (because your girlfriend might chuck them back at you. heh)

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- @SColburn That photo is a winner.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Apr 17th 2017 at 7:19pm ET
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k5sat said Sat, Apr 22nd 2017 at 2:26pm ET:

Where the hell is it?

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- @k5sat at the top of the page.
  
  Estimated Delivery
  FedEx SmartPost: Monday, May 1st - Friday, May 5th
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Apr 22nd 2017 at 2:51pm ET
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MistyNorth said Tue, Apr 25th 2017 at 3:19pm ET:

Will these be sold again? Bought the green strand…just beautiful. Would like to buy another for a friend. Hey, it’s very cheap.

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- @MistyNorth they are for sale on morningsave.com (sister site)
  
  https://morningsave.com/deals/pacific-pearls-genuine-mother-of-pearl-double-strand-necklaces-1
  
  mikibell said Tue, Apr 25th 2017 at 10:36pm ET
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MistyNorth said Tue, Apr 25th 2017 at 11:57pm ET:

Thanks Mikibell, just ordered them…

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- @MistyNorth You’re welcome!! Enjoy…
  
  mikibell said Wed, Apr 26th 2017 at 8:57am ET
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msmay said Sun, May 7th 2017 at 12:52pm ET:

I bought the mosaic. It’s way too colorful for my taste and buyer’s remorse doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel

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- @msmay
  
  If you pay me, I’ll take it off your hands (and give it away)…
  
  PlacidPenguin said Sun, May 7th 2017 at 12:54pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Aaaw you’re too kind
  
  msmay said Sun, May 7th 2017 at 1:07pm ET
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Pacific Pearls Genuine Mother of Pearl Double-Strand Necklaces -

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Pictures

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery