@dave The morning email asks us to guess what you are selling and then uses the word “necklace” twice. And is “bitch” a naughty word? I know Woot thinks so but I thought you were cooler than them.
@mike808 I got my Dad a bull penis cane…actual penis from a bull stretched around a metal rod. Only problem was to get him to stop asking people if they wanted to see his penis. Love my Daddy!
I can keep going but I think it’s enough. You lost me at pearls and definitely when you include peridot. Hate my birthstone…if only I could have waited a few weeks I would have been my favorite…Sapphire…alas.
@WTFsunshine I’m a September baby. Worked out well back in the day when I bought my class ring as my school colors were blue and gold. Most people can’t decide if they should go with their birthstone or school color, I got the twofer.
In the pictures and specs you spell it peridot. In the main description, you spell it periodot twice. I had to Google it, and apparently a bunch of people think that’s how it’s spelled because Google didn’t even correct me.
For an example of humble marketing, I offer the following coffee shop from my home town (which is truly an excellent place): https://goo.gl/maps/yzSaro6d3MF2
"35th ANNIVERSARY - THIRTY-FIFTH
The 35th wedding anniversary is a milestone for married couples - falling between the silver (25 years) and gold (50 years). If you or someone you know has been married for 35 years, the following information may help you choose a meaningful gift.
35th Traditional Anniversary Gift: CORAL"
So there you are. Go for it. Even if you are only a few years into the marriage, show your commitment. Get that piece of coral jewelry. It is hard to find, let me tell you. It will increase in value.
@tmbuckeye p.s. if you squint really hard, maybe the green looks like purple or red? the good news is all the colors are available still on morningsave.com (sister site)!
I forgot to send my review. It came with a good handful of stones already fallen off. It was to short to wrap as a necklace. Hanging on thin strings that stick out on the ends. Ugly. Very much a meh item for the future.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x 5-in-1 Gemstone & Pearl Lariat
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Guide
1x Travel Pouch
Price Comparison
$250 Certified Valuation, $75 at pacific Pearls
Warranty
90 Day Pacific Pearls
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
And with this deal, I say goodnight.
@cengland0
How many necklaces can one bitch wear?
@sammydog01
Are you looking for a specific number or was that a rhetorical question?
@awk OK, I guess a few more would be acceptable.
@awk Bitch, please. Sit down.
@dave The morning email asks us to guess what you are selling and then uses the word “necklace” twice. And is “bitch” a naughty word? I know Woot thinks so but I thought you were cooler than them.
@sammydog01 Were you able to guess correctly with those good hints?
@cengland0 I guessed knife.
Are necklaces the new speaker docks?
More pearl shit? No. Just no.
@lordbowen I mean, unless you prefer Pearl Jam, it won’t get Eddie Vedder than this.
@gyozilla
Meh pearls…no not mine but pretty …or “meh” be pretty – it’s in the eye of the beholder …well, second thought, I hope not in their eye!
The singin’ cowboy just got a new lariat. Happy Fri-dee everybody!
@hotrodder Speaking of which, where’s the video? Huh? WHERE IS MY VIDEO?
@sammydog01
@thismyusername Don’t forget this Pearl!
My wife’s been painting kitchen cabinets…I hate painting. So…here ya go honey!
Coral jewelry? Meh indeed. How about some ivory carvings? Or some powdered rhino horn?
@njd Pickled tiger penis?
@mike808 I got my Dad a bull penis cane…actual penis from a bull stretched around a metal rod. Only problem was to get him to stop asking people if they wanted to see his penis. Love my Daddy!
@WTFsunshine Bull pizzle fo shizzle
@cinoclav True dat!
I didn’t know Larry was gone. Where’s Lariat?
Never mind. Found it. It’s in TX.
https://goo.gl/maps/6tmJ3AcYQeQ2
Who doesn’t want a pearl necklace?
More jewelery? Big mehhhhh!
Jewelry again? Some mehtizens’ significant others have got to be getting suspicious by now…
For @f00l…
For Meh: Can you find a speaker that offers anything but “heart-thumping” bass?
OR:
OR:
I can keep going but I think it’s enough. You lost me at pearls and definitely when you include peridot. Hate my birthstone…if only I could have waited a few weeks I would have been my favorite…Sapphire…alas.
@WTFsunshine I’m a September baby.
Worked out well back in the day when I bought my class ring as my school colors were blue and gold. Most people can’t decide if they should go with their birthstone or school color, I got the twofer.
@cinoclav You lucky duck- darn I’m jealous now!
/image “green with envy”
In the pictures and specs you spell it peridot. In the main description, you spell it periodot twice. I had to Google it, and apparently a bunch of people think that’s how it’s spelled because Google didn’t even correct me.
Hmmm. For some reason this offer is very popular in Utah. Maybe buying one for each wife?
For an example of humble marketing, I offer the following coffee shop from my home town (which is truly an excellent place):
https://goo.gl/maps/yzSaro6d3MF2
Got me some cows loose in the yard that need russlin’ up and the dawg won’t get off the porch! This lariat outta do the trick!
"35th ANNIVERSARY - THIRTY-FIFTH
The 35th wedding anniversary is a milestone for married couples - falling between the silver (25 years) and gold (50 years). If you or someone you know has been married for 35 years, the following information may help you choose a meaningful gift.
35th Traditional Anniversary Gift: CORAL"
So there you are. Go for it. Even if you are only a few years into the marriage, show your commitment. Get that piece of coral jewelry. It is hard to find, let me tell you. It will increase in value.
How much for the one in the second to last picture to be my gf?
“Includes certificate that values it at $250 for insurance purposes”
When you say “purposes”, you mean “fraud”, right?
Stop.
teachable soggy poltergeist? maybe…
giant shiny porpoise
@un4gvn1 Belly flop!
I received 2 period green and one blue lapis. I ordered a red coral and a purple amythist and a BLUE LARIET
@tmbuckeye
Well that’s disappointing.
Did you send in a support ticket?
@PlacidPenguin what is a support ticket
@tmbuckeye Click on “my orders” and click on “I need help with this”. Then complain. It may take a few days but they will respond.
@tmbuckeye @woodhouse might also help…but it is after hours for customer service…
@tmbuckeye p.s. if you squint really hard, maybe the green looks like purple or red?
the good news is all the colors are available still on morningsave.com (sister site)!
@mikibell @tmbuckeye crap, I just saw this. If you put in a ticket (as @sammydog01 said) we can help you out posthaste.
I forgot to send my review. It came with a good handful of stones already fallen off. It was to short to wrap as a necklace. Hanging on thin strings that stick out on the ends. Ugly. Very much a meh item for the future.