They watch our every move.
They study us, looking for weakness.
They stare with x-ray eyes.
They hog all the furniture.
send help…
Buy more comfy furniture. Btw, the pups get the good stuff.
@daveinwarsh You are doomed.
That’s a lot of floof to tend. And they’re absolutely gorgeous. Nice of them to guard the furniture from burglars.
They look to you because you are the Pack leaders.
Get more dogs; at some point they become able to become a subset Pack (aka play group) and can occupy eachother, giving you some time out from under their loving, leadership-seeking gazes.
Wait, is it the pack leaders job to pick up the poop? I must be the leader then! Yay!
Buy more comfy furniture. Btw, the pups get the good stuff.
@daveinwarsh You are doomed.
That’s a lot of floof to tend. And they’re absolutely gorgeous. Nice of them to guard the furniture from burglars.
They look to you because you are the Pack leaders.
Get more dogs; at some point they become able to become a subset Pack (aka play group) and can occupy eachother, giving you some time out from under their loving, leadership-seeking gazes.
Wait, is it the pack leaders job to pick up the poop? I must be the leader then! Yay!