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15My fellow mehricans… one. that’s how many times the goat was invoked today (thanks @dashcloud). that’s right, just one. damn you people are lazy. i expected better of you. you know what else has just one?
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My fellow mehricans… one. that’s how many times the goat was invoked today (thanks @dashcloud). that’s right, just one. damn you people are lazy. i expected better of you. you know what else has just one?
Crazy enough, I rarely invoke the scapegoat after being destroyed with emails back in Sept...meh, fucking @carl669. Suck it.
@carl669 are you begging to be spammed?
...is the goatliest number.
@carl669 Well, after all, who the hell's fault is it?
@carl669 I hope this is what you wanted. I'm sure you're about to be bombarded
@carl669 I like this thread.
see... now THAT'S the bastards i know!
@carl669 well last time I asked you... Ya tried sending me porn so...
@sohmageek i just assumed porn is always an acceptable response.
See, my method of neutralizing the blame by providing daily content in a way to lull users in a sense of apathy seems to have been ridiculously effective.
@BillLehecka its day 39, you've missed 8 whole days
@thismyusername I had that on video -- it played constantly in my house for 3 years. Ugh!
@thismyusername Wow, I forgot all about that.
That's right @carl669, there is only one Ryan Stiles.
@carl669
@carl669 One isn't so bad...
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
@nadroj
you only have yourself to blame
@Lotsofgoats
@carl669 I almost feel like I am encouraging some kind of masochist behavior with this post, but eh I'll do it anyway.
@carl669 was all like, "I am gonna call out the 'Mehricans for not invoking the scapegoat enough!" I was all like, "You better not... You better not..."
@carl669 Meh is running as a highly tuned machine, goats might be put out to pasture… Just wait until next month when you go through meh withdrawals.
@Ryaneil i don't know if you could call a company that ships cameras instead of lanterns "highly tuned". a real scapegoat would have been very useful. (no offense to meh)
@carl669 is this what you want?
You like that @carl669 ?
oh yeah @carl669 , you're so bad
you want me to punish you @carl669 ?
whats that @carl669 ? you want it harder?
TAKE IT @carl669 ! Take it BITCH!
WHOA! you like what? sorry @carl669 , thats where I draw the line. I don't do that kind of stuff on a first date.
@RedHot aww... it was just getting good.
@RedHot @carl669
@carl669 Time for the goat to blow off some steam.
... ring to rule them all.
It's actually very rude to title a topic like this, only to have me click on another idiotic goat thread. This is stupid. Stop.
@phatmass my work here is done.
@carl669
... day, maybe next week, i'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
… two, three, four
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless long nights
That is what my youth was for
@carl669 is this the attention you crave?
@dis_member absolutely.
@carl669 I mean, it is sooooo number one.
@joelmw it's better than number two...
"Are you One, Herbert?"
Eat shit goat. am i doing it right?? @carl669
@mbills2223 there's really no right or wrong way to invoke the goat. typically, the scapegoat is called to take blame for something. so actually, you're doing it wrong. get with the program!
@carl669 Its your fault he didn't know
@Ryaneil it's also my fault he didn't not know. so...
@carl669
@Ryaneil