Official Moose and MEHcus Contest with an actual prize

@carl669 Oh, you wanted a scapegoat? I thought you wanted escape goat. @mfladd ship wrong goat. So Sorry

@carl669 Call me Ishmael

@carl669: I'm not afraid.
Goata: You will be. You... will... be.

@carl669 @2many2no @lichme I didn't realize that it's the total of stars for all captions that count. That makes us in this together, So @2many2no please vote up your teammates !

@carl669 This entry is now locked with @lichme, @ceagee, and @2many2no.

@ceagee Gotcha!

@marklog Yikes. So much pressure. So the plan is you will post the pic and we three will caption it? Then, we're no longer teammates if I choose to post my own picture?

I organize the team, @medz posts the pic, @starblind writes the copy, and we blame @mfladd when we lose.

@marklog I can post a photo, but I think all 3 of you can then post a caption.

@marklog Oh Great! :/

@medz I think that anyone who posts a pic has the option of choosing a 3-person team to caption it (or not). I think people on a team can still post a photo themselves, but not another caption (as their caption should be for their team). That's how I read it, anyway.

@marklog @Starblind blind-sided you below.

@starblind, @marklog, @mfladd I posted an image below if'n you want to caption it. If not, that's cool too. I reckon I'll just caption some other picture for my 2nd chance to win.

@medz already done. Are we suppose to star your pic?

Nevermind...now I get it . one photo, one caption for each.

@mfladd sure! I know i did!

@medz @starblind @marklog We need to star *all* of our captions together on Medz's photo. It is total number of stars from the 3 captions that decides the winner.

@mfladd Clarification. So all 4 captions count toward total stars ?

@mehcus @moose Rules clarification : can we vote for our own captions and pictures ?

@ceagee the way I read it is first 3 captions - total number of stars will be tallied. Don't know about starring your own.

@ceagee Yeah, sure. Go ahead and rub it in.

@ceagee Couldn't hurt. Maybe we'll count them, maybe not.

@Moose thanks for clearing it up.

@medz I think we should get the votes for all the additional captions under our entry.

@connorbush wow man. much throwback. such irrelevant. 2013 called. it wants that reference back.

@connorbush I live less than ten minutes from there!

@conandlibrarian is this a caption or a statement?

@MEHcus Just a comment.

@Starblind dude!

@Starblind You see, Meh, this is what happens when you run out of purple.

@Starblind
Enid, I tol' you we needed to line up at midnight! Now theys all sold out.

@MEHcus Wait... was 'dude!' intended as a caption?

@Starblind (i think you meant that for me) no. i was pissed that you didn't stick with my plan :)

@marklog @starblind. Oh okay, this is open for one more caption then.

@Starblind Location, location, ...water...

@Starblind This entry is now locked with @Barney, @KDemo, and @ACraigL

@sammydog01 :)

@sammydog01

@marklog she only means the first meme contest I posted that was a disaster because somehow I doubly posted super long rules that no one could understand. I goated it up good. see here:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/stupid-goat-meme-contest

@sammydog01 These rules are almost as well conceived as that lamp @Moose designed.

@mfladd This is me agreeing with @sammydog01. Nice contest rules, fake moderators.

@marklog I wondered after. I didn't read your gif correctly. I blame myself. (until Sept.)

@marklog Plus no one asked me to be on their team- flashbacks to middle school dodgeball. I bet @ MEHcus got picked for dodgeball.

@sammydog01 yeah, but look what happened to his face

@ceagee Good point.

@sammydog0l @Moocus thinks they will get the prizes sent out on Friday. So cute.

@hallmike someone PLEASE make @moocus a thing.

@hallmike @marklog Yes! @Moocus needs to be a thing!

@medz Hey Cliff, sorry to hear that mailman thing didn't work out for you. But Cheers, on the new gig!

@medz "OK, sure, we're a small casino and can't afford the same level of talent for our EMT-themed male strip show 911XXX as the Chippendales at the Rio. So what? These guys try hard, even if Roger can't do the 'pass-the-forceps' trick on stage anymore due to his hip replacement. We're up to 3 stars on Yelp!"

@medz This year's newest table game, 'Flatline Poker'. Odds aren't great.

@mfladd I saw cliff too. The rest of mine was, of course, better ;-)
imo I think one caption sucks too. maybe 2 or 3 entries would be better. just sayin.

So shall we post our disqualified captions ?

Cliff Clavin with his latest invention, The Human Slot Machine, at the EMT convention in Las Vegas.

@meds Don't pay your gambling debts? We'll keep your torso alive and on display as a warning to other deadbeats.

No one is really shocked anymore, since Alien.
*Not eligible

Come home, @JonT, we'll put you back together... Again. "Not eligible."

@medz The early public beta test for Realdoll, was suddenly a little too public.

@medz This entry is now locked with @starblind, @marklog, and @mfladd.

@MEHcus Good timing. 6 additional posts later!

@mfladd "Pretty good as pyramids go. Good. Not Great."

@mfladd Hey, Rocky! The real training starts now.

@ACraig Hey - urine my shot!

@ACraigL Wonder why the water around here is salty?

@ACraigL Bob thought he would do his part to help the drought.
*ineligible

@sohmageek Like many of the changes made to the original trilogy, fans were irked by the digital enhancements to the wampa's ice cave on Hoth.

[Note: above entry is my 2nd caption, so does not count/just for the hilarity.]

@sohmageek Someone needs to come up with a "Frozen" quip.

@sohmageek The poker in the rear was fine, but when I tried to liquor in front, my tongue got stuck. This place is cold, man. 1 star.

@Barney It's Kansas, what did you expect, Disney World? (ineligible as a caption - just being the goat)

Mediocre Laboratories Vacation Club - Experiment #42

I know it doesn't look like a state park, but this is definitely where the map says it should be.

My caption (ineligible) would have been: Ahh, Kansas! Y'all come back now, y'hear?

How the hell do I cancel VMP!?!!?

@lichme Damn west coasters!

Why can't I live on the west coast where everything is so awesome.

@conandlibrarian @carl669 @chellemonkey Don't forget to vote for both the image, and all comments under it!

@lichme That's not my dick -it's my toe. THIS is my dick.

While music may soothe the savage beast, karaoke may only anger him further, unless you throw in a twist. - Origin of Mad Ape Den Karaoke.

@darkzrobe Just as a father Bear protects his sleeping Cubs, Mutual of Omaha protects those you love.

@darkzrobe Is this the new cheaper Delta airlines class I keep hearing about?

@darkzrobe I knew I should have spent the extra $20 to fly economy instead of taking the bus...

@mediobarkre godammit. this is my everything. 100 emoji. 100 emoji. 100 emoji. Star. Star. Star. 100 emoji. Slow clap.

@mediobarkre @ChadP 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

@Thumperchick
Coming soon to a theater near you, an tale of Epic proportions, Bear-back Mountain

@sohmageek I fear that movie may already have a porno created for it...

@Thumperchick "Hey-y-y Boo-boo, you see those tourists over there? I'll distract them with Cindy while you sneak around behind them and make off with their pic-a-nic baskets! Hee-hee!"

@Thumperchick
Son: Dad, how did I get my name?
Dad: In the tradition of our people, when a baby is born the father goes outside and names the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask, Two Bears Fucking?

(not a caption)
@basherhockey - to post a picture here, you just need a direct link to it. The link must end in .jpg, gif, png, etc.

@basherhockey This couple went camping- what happened next will horrify you

Check out the view from the back porch of my cottage! Shout out to the Hanso Foundation for knowing how to treat their research fellows ;)

@Trillian Sue? Damn, I must have passed Sarah already. These brothels used to be confusing before the signs.

@TaRDy

@AttyVette Red flag, stay out of the water. Purple flag, jellyfish I think.
Love Destin! Great shopping! I'm in Panama City, Redneck Rivera.

@Teripie it was a caption this photo..:) I know what the flags meant but I posted so three people could make a caption for my picture for this contest..just FYI..but thanks anyways:)

Crikey! The pink bird of prey, in its natural habitat, working as a team to strip the flesh off of its prey, before the poor T-Rex ever hit the ground.
Let's go pet one!

@Bingo Man, Daryll Hannah has not aged well.

@Bingo But where does the meat go?

@Bingo The professor froze. There, in the clearing, sunning herself on a rock, was the purpose of the whole expedition... the elusive Reddit mermaid. Her beard waved playfully in the breeze, and her fedora (said to be unique much like zebra's stripes) was truly majestic and regal. The professor took a deep breath, hands trembling as he tried to steady the camera. Nothing else mattered. Proof, damn it... he had to bring back proof.

[note: my caption is not official as I already did one, so there]

@Starblind That's a damn shame 'cause that's an awesome caption!

@speediedelivery It is so simple, I am not getting what it is. Water, bucket, more rushing water.

@Pamtha washing "machine" is my guess.

@carl669 Now that IS impressive!

@Pamtha @carl669 Yes, it is a washing machine. I visited a small tourist site set up as a working village.

@speediedelivery What happens when a fish gets stuck in it? Some kind of filter up stream?

AWESOME! Thank you! And congrats to all!

@Moose Wow! Thanks! Totally didn't expect that when I posted. I guess angry gorillas/east coasters are popular ;)

Thanks to @carl669 for the awesome caption
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl!

@lichme Totally just looked at the votes and must also say THANKS @carl669!!

@Moose And @moocus

@lichme @chellemonkey aww yeah!

liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!

Congrats, guys!

Congrats guys! It was an apparently the one time you can't go wrong with a goat!

Holy crap. FedEx has it listed at 40Lbs

Congrats you guys!

@lichme zipties?

Boo! I just can't wait until @lichme is a mediocre affiliate so he's ineligible for such contests. #soreloser #sandyvag

@medz I bet my site has made meh tens of dollars. I demand a cut of it.

@lichme did you get a ship notification or something?

@carl669 Nah, just shows up under FedEx delivery manager

@lichme i looked there and nothing. as the poster of the picture, maybe you're getting something special. like hands. mmm...hands.

@carl669 So far it's just a printed label, I don't think it was picked up. You can always try track by reference, using "Moocus Contest"

@lichme yep. 1 lb. 453 $100 bills would weigh about a pound. score!!

@Moose...Do my eyes deceive me? Meh employees holding true to their word about sending prizes. Gasp! If you havent already...drink @JonT 's bribe, you da real MVP. You and @mehcus deserve a round of applause!

@studerc Please. You send me something in my Mehrican exchange box, address it to @JonT, and expect me to give it to him?

I gave him the Jet stickers.

@studerc It is indeed true. My package has officially left Mehquarters and is now in Houston. Waiting to see what FexEx lists the dimensions as when it hits Kansas.

@lichme Dallas -> Houston -> Kansas? There seems to be something unusual going on with these shipments. Mine supposedly left Hutchins, TX this morning and is slated to take 8 days to make the 12 hour drive to me.

@mediobarkre Indeed. Mine is listed with a date of 9/9 as well. What is your listed weight?

@lichme @mediobarkre mine is expected 9/10. listed weight is .9 lb. no dimensions listed. arrived in hutchins at 1am this morning.

@carl669 Maybe you got a golden ticket with a lifetime VMP subscription.

@lichme 1.8lbs. Tracking on this never showed up under my FedEx account. I had to find it with the reference number you gave above. I did have that same issue with my last Meh order too, though.

Tracking on mine states that it is 1.1 lbs. That is pretty heavy for a $1,000,000 check,

@Moose Nice. That Jet membership should be good to go with the code. You should be able to gain access to some additional paper towels. Also, I sent you some additional stuff in another box, that was sadly returned because the beer decided to explode in the package. USPS wasn't thrilled. Expect part 2 in about a week or so!

Well, mine has now overshot me and gone to Champaign, IL. It has updated to deliver on Saturday now, so only 3 more days to make the 3.5 hour drive to me. The weight is still 1.8lbs and still no dimensions.

@studerc Aww shucks, thanks! I just signed up with the promo code and ended up saving $23 on a grill I had been looking at.

@Moose Saving money like a boss!

@medz Ordinarily I agree, however this has @mfladd's goaty stink all over it.

@marklog I take no responsibility for this! I don't care if that goat is still attached, or not. My sentence is up.

@mfladd I see no other goat here to blame... and it happened last month... so..., Actually @Medz said it on Friday, Marklog just abridged it today, that'd go back to the original timestamp ;) oh and "shut up goat!" ;)

@marklog You're right. Never align with a goat. Lesson learnt.

@mfladd You know how I keep on saying there are no rules? I lied. There is but one rule:

Goat badge = Goat.

@marklog "goaty stink". Snort laughing....

@mediobarkre - Nice! Looks like it could have come from @JasonToon's Eucopia.

@mediobarkre Very nice! My 1.1 lbs prize is one hour away, due to be delivered on Wednesday :(

@mediobarkre Pretty color.

@mediobarkre Gratz! My 40 Lber (35x12x12) is still scheduled out until 9/8. It got stuck in KS an extra day, but it's on the way to my town today. I should have it tomorrow.

@chellemonkey Those are nice! And in one piece.