Non Political Reason Not To Use FedEx

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So Meh, here is a current order of mine. I am waiting patiently but FedEx is the equivalent of a politician when it comes to shipping and delivery. Fedex makes all kinds of promises, offers you a great deal if you just let them have your package. Politicians offer you all kinds of promises if you just elect them. Then the real stuff happens, promises are broke, packages are late, politicians don’t or cannot keep their promises. Instead of switching to something other than FedEx or electing a different politician we stick with the status quo. So here it is Meh my package, look at the pictures and see if you can tell me what the heck these idiots are doing. enter image description here