New persona

jst1ofknd thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 8:51am ET

My wife objects when I self describe myself as antisocial. I said that I’m not a social butterfly, so what am I?

Her response was a social flea. I’m thinking this is now my hero/villain persona. You pick which!

What are my powers? Do I have theme music? What is my costume?

I’m curious as to what the creative among us will come up with (I do not count myself among that number).

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jst1ofknd said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 8:53am ET:

A fresh selfie for the endeavor.

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  Let’s see
  
  /giphy “social flea”
  
  f00l said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 10:43am ET
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- @jst1ofknd I hope that’s your daughter looking so entirely miserable in the backseat. Otherwise, we may have to report you as the social kidnapper.
  
  cinoclav said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 10:47am ET
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  It is my daughter. We just took her to have a frenectomy done.
  
  She now looks drugged…
  
  jst1ofknd said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 11:07am ET
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  /define frenectomy
  
  Something went terribly wrong.
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 11:34am ET
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  TWSS…just look at that face, poor thing
  
  llangley said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 12:00pm ET
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  just look at that face, poor thing
  
  Who’s face, @jst1ofknd’s or his daughter’s?
  
  Barney said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 12:42pm ET
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  jst1ofknd said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 7:46pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd So I don’t have your powers figured out yet, but on the hero scale I’m placing you at the level of Bibbo Bibbowski from the early 90s Superman comics. Your costume and theme are fixed in my mind:
  
  /youtube Yakety Sax
  
  Nate311 said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 8:59pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd @Nate311 What about his sidekick in the back seat? Got anything for that?
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 9:02pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd @therealjrn Oh, she’s his sidekick, I’ll have to think about that. I just thought she was disgusted by dad’s ginormous jorts.
  
  Nate311 said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 9:21pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd @Nate311 Ha ha
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 9:32pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd @therealjrn Here’s one that’s a bit more badass:
  
  Nate311 said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 9:56pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd @Nate311 @therealjrn serious awesome-ness
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 10:58pm ET
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- POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 10:58pm ET
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- @mediocrebot Aint it though, MB?
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 11:08pm ET
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- @Nate311
  
  You never fail to impress. You even gave my moody, tired, grumpy, in pain, teenage daughter a laugh. That is until she said something about not being included in my previous selfie a day thread and went off carrying the same set of adjectives away with her…
  
  jst1ofknd said Tue, Jul 16th 2019 at 12:29am ET
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- @jst1ofknd I’m glad I helped, if only a little bit.
  
  Nate311 said Tue, Jul 16th 2019 at 6:29am ET
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- @jst1ofknd @Nate311 @therealjrn that one looks great!!
  
  moonhat said Tue, Jul 16th 2019 at 10:50pm ET
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blaineg said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 1:54pm ET:

What about a social flee?

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  Me likes.
  
  jst1ofknd said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 7:45pm ET
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2palms said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 6:48pm ET:

/giphy introvert

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mfladd said Mon, Jul 15th 2019 at 9:11pm ET:

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- @mfladd No, that’s The Moth…
  
  CBL_No_More said Tue, Jul 16th 2019 at 8:31am ET
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