New persona

jst1ofknd thought this was worth mentioning said

My wife objects when I self describe myself as antisocial. I said that I’m not a social butterfly, so what am I?

Her response was a social flea. I’m thinking this is now my hero/villain persona. You pick which!

What are my powers? Do I have theme music? What is my costume?

I’m curious as to what the creative among us will come up with (I do not count myself among that number).