@cinoclav there was a small black widow on my mail earlier this summer. It scurried off under the edge of the mailbox before I could get it, and I never saw it again.
I get sizeable ones once or twice a year in my pool skimmers. Those are always fun times. I’ve about decided that Raid dilutes enough in the pool to be safe for me to just douse it before retrieving the skimmer when I encounter their distinctive webs.
@djslack I always have cans of bug spray around the house. I’d completely douse my mailbox if I saw one anywhere near it. My buddy had posted a picture of it after he swatted it. He thought it was dead. Shortly after he posted a video of it running across his table (outside) before he made sure to kill it decisively.
how is this not political?? the hubcap clearly says ford motor company. as we all know, harrison ford played han solo, who was a smuggler. but he owed money to jabba and didn’t pay. so boba fett, an independent union contractor, caught him. but the key political statement here is the carbonite, which looks brown. now if we take that, and couple it with luke’s blue lightsaber in ‘a new hope’ and ‘empire strikes back’, the meaning is obvious since mark hamill did various voiceovers for robot chicken.
i swear this was going somewhere, but i had a second martini and now i’ve lost my train of thought. oh well… maybe another will bring it back?
martini save me.
it must have just three olives.
and two vodka shots.
omg that may not be better
Oh my! Well at least this is evidence that person was staying at home when they were supposed to.
I need a positive relaxing change.
/giphy fractal
/giphy stahp
Buddy of mine found a black widow in his mailbox. He’s lucky he didn’t get bit.
@cinoclav Why would your buddy want to bite a black widow???
@shahnm Keto
@cinoclav I always knew those guys were a little off…
@cinoclav there was a small black widow on my mail earlier this summer. It scurried off under the edge of the mailbox before I could get it, and I never saw it again.
I get sizeable ones once or twice a year in my pool skimmers. Those are always fun times. I’ve about decided that Raid dilutes enough in the pool to be safe for me to just douse it before retrieving the skimmer when I encounter their distinctive webs.
@djslack I always have cans of bug spray around the house. I’d completely douse my mailbox if I saw one anywhere near it. My buddy had posted a picture of it after he swatted it. He thought it was dead. Shortly after he posted a video of it running across his table (outside) before he made sure to kill it decisively.
OK I just watched the video. I think that might actually just be politics, except as a metaphor, and much less nasty and disgusting…
how is this not political?? the hubcap clearly says ford motor company. as we all know, harrison ford played han solo, who was a smuggler. but he owed money to jabba and didn’t pay. so boba fett, an independent union contractor, caught him. but the key political statement here is the carbonite, which looks brown. now if we take that, and couple it with luke’s blue lightsaber in ‘a new hope’ and ‘empire strikes back’, the meaning is obvious since mark hamill did various voiceovers for robot chicken.
i swear this was going somewhere, but i had a second martini and now i’ve lost my train of thought. oh well… maybe another will bring it back?
martini save me.
it must have just three olives.
and two vodka shots.