@bleedmichigan Natch!

@bleedmichigan Well if you stored it in your fridge you might get lucky and it will start screaming if there is an uprising in there and either the batteries are getting ready to take over and rule the world or your food is arming itself to attack you to prevent you from murdering them to eat them next time you open the fridge.

north face?

@Kidsandliz … This makes me really wonder what (or who) you keep in your fridge.

@TheFLP Hmm good question. Gotta look behind the UFO’s (unidentified frozen objects). Maybe the energizer bunny is in there between gigs? Have’ta check. My cats try to get in there. Their idea of a buffet I guess.

@Kidsandliz I thought the Energizer Bunny was living in @shahnm’s fridge?

(Our UFOs usually turn out to be pickles … and defrosted pickles are terrible.)

@TheFLP Umm probably @shahnm’s overflow.
Try making pickle juice popsicles. My daughter swears they are fantastic. Likely salt poisoning in my opinion although she is still alive to tell the tale.

@Kidsandliz Huh. A pickle juice popsicle is something I would never have thought possible. Even now that I’m aware of it, I have to think it violates one or more of the laws of physics, plus some bonus laws of agriculture.

@TheFLP Trust me. Not only did my kid love them (and she was the one who thought up pouring the leftover juice in the jar into those popsicle maker plastic mold, the kids in the neighborhood loved them too. Personally I was beyond grossed out. Not to mention I hate pickles too.

@Kidsandliz @TheFLP
Were they bread’n’butter or dill or hot pickles? I could see the bnb popsicles being a hit.

@mike808 @TheFLP dill

Pickle Battery — the circle is complete.

@TheFLP Only if it’s in @shahnm 's fridge.

@mike808 @TheFLP @Kidsandliz I’ve been off with the family on a little getaway of sorts, so please pardon my being absent from this most excellent and stimulating conversation. Pickles and refrigerated batteries are indeed amongst the most interesting topics, as anyone can attest. I’ll add only this, if only to energize the mystery - have you ever seen me and the bunny in the same room together? I’m just saying…

@shahnm well likely you are scared to use up hoarding your batteries so have consigned the bunny to statue status… but if they were energizer batteries you’d have less to worry about so go buy some of those and they will last through the apocalypse, presuming the ads don’t lie. Oh and you rig a way to keep the fridge going.

@Kidsandliz @shahnm

Oh and you rig a way to keep the fridge going.

Using the batteries inside the fridge, of course! Energy grid collapse problem solved!

@eeterrific you can still be a friend of mine.

@eeterrific You can dance if ya wanna.

@matthew LMAO- So. Many. Syllables.

(How many tries did this take?!)

@UncleVinny You really have to ask after the last few elections in the US?

@UncleVinny And why does the hostess look exactly like one of the victims they’ve “covered”?

@stinks - There’s definitely something suspicious about the name “Jessica Fieldcheese.”

@awk Patriot is a great show and its return is much anticipated.

Let me walk you through our Donnely nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration.

Using a field of half-seized sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth.

How? Well, we bolster 12 Husk Nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints.

And that, my friends, is Structural Flow Dynamics in a nutshell.

@awk And remember, Afternoon Spray is available on the soundtrack.

https://www.amazon.com/Afternoon-Spray/dp/B06W2KSFH2

@hchavers That’s why they’re called personal safety devices.

@PocketBrain i think about this every time i watch football, too.

@PocketBrain Exactly! I was in here to say I could use this for my Leela cosplay.

@EvilTuna31x Especially considering that they were $20 for both of them earlier at Morning Save. Considering the Meh discount & paid shipping for VMP members, it’s no great bargain.

@PooltoyWolf the rest of it was spot on though!

I had an asshole neighbor that would let his alarm go off forever. Was set to the most sensitive. Would drive me crazy in the middle of the night.

@RiotDemon