My new roommate might kill my dog??
25When I first heard about my new roommate, I was pretty excited! She likes soft-jazz, spending time at the park, and basket weaving for the less fortunate. However, when she arrived this afternoon, my dog could sense an evil presence…and I think she could sense that the dog could sense that she is evil.
When I asked her for her first and last months rent, she gave me a coffee scented/stained piece of parchment! How much change do I owe her back??
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Nice… Hope she doesn’t cause too much trouble… just lock the knife drawer at night… trust me… she is stealthy
@Koolhandjoe @stevenmontes Knife drawer… OK. Readily available weapons. Right?
@Koolhandjoe You honestly think locking the knife drawer will help? How many movies with scary dolls have you watched?
Your puppy is so cute!
@tinamarie1974 And scared.
@sammydog01 @tinamarie1974 That picture is brilliant!
How much life insurance on you? Sorry to bring it up, but I suspect your dog and Jacqueline might be conspiring to split the proceeds.
@phendrick Just a few IRKs… which I’m sure they don’t think is worth the effort!
Man, Covid can be brutal.
Get vaccinated, everyone!
Self-cut hair among the worst of the sequela.