My Lords! My Ladies!
5And everyone else here not sitting on a cushion! Today…today…you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure…of introducing you to the new NFL record holder for regular-season wins. A quarterback who can trace his winning record back to the dawn of this century. We first met him in 2001 when he took over for his injured predecessor and took us to victory in XXXVI. Next, he amazed us further by leading the team to championships in 2003, 2004, and 2014. In 2016, he triumphed once again… despite the efforts of the commissioner… to handicap him. And so, without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, Mr. California Cool, Tom Terrific, the G.O.A.T. himself, the one, the only, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BRADY!
Oh… and by the way… The Patriots beat the Jets today. Just thought you’d like to know @Barney. 
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In other news, I saw a spider today.
@mflassy I know, I know, the Patriots winning is hardly news anymore since they’ve been doing it almost constantly for the last two decades. I might as well be telling you the sky is blue.
@jbartus
/8ball Is the sky blue?
My reply is no
@mflassy And I saw several roaches. In my apt. Sigh.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/sports/the-new-england-patriots-biggest-scandals.html/?a=viewall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflategate
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/sports-scandals-history-gallery-1.2214465?pmSlide=1.2214451
http://yourteamcheats.com/NE
@mflassy you do realize that the last link you posted is to the site I usually post in response to links such as your first three right? Note the part where it says we’re below the average, then review the homepage.
hidden stats patriots/jets
i’m nearly certain you already knew though
@Yoda_Daenerys
@Yoda_Daenerys shame Google Chrome reveals URL information when mousing over hyperlinks.
They beat the Jets on a bad call. Not sure I’d be too proud of that.
@sammydog01
@sammydog01 poppycock.
Congratulations Tom Brady - another record! You don’t need a nomination - you are the G.O.A.T.!
@mfladd
/giphy old goat
@mfladd Ugh! That Urlacher juke that’s the thumbnail was ridiculous!
But definitely not the lowest point of the past decade for my Bears…
/giphy Bears lose!
I am the worst KC Chiefs fan ever. I did not get to watch their game and they lost. It’s all my fault.
I should have been there to cheer them on.
@Barney They were due.
@Barney I think this should have been a TD
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/pvryer
He had control and it was stripped after the fact.
They call TDs all the time when the ball pops loose while crossing the plane.
Good news is now I don’t feel pressured to have watch every game and wear Chiefs gear.
@Barney Make sure you tune in for the Super Bowl.
@medz See? That WOULD have been a TD if I had been watching.
Congrats on your regular season wins record. This simply means you’re old and have been a QB far too long.
@medz and yet he puts quarterbacks half his age to shame on a consistent basis.
I can’t help it. The pull, it’s just to great to overcome,and I hafta please excuse me.
How dare you use even a portion of Paul Bettany as acharming and funny Chaucer’s best scene for the likes of…him! Alas that post has been weighed, it has been measured and it has been found wanting.
Just kidding, sorta, but he definitely doesn’t deserve a Sir Ulrich Von Liechtenstein of Gelderland introduction.
@mehbee
@mfladd weak sauce. You call yourself a fan?
@jbartus @mfladd Y’all can both kiss a goat’s butt! Sacrilege I tell ya! I’ll take a Knight over a Brady and a Heath over a Tom any day of the week.
Love y’all
@mfladd I was going to respond and say thanks at least you didn’t take off sweet Heath’s face and then the BELOW happened. I find Tom Brady to be more of a B.A.E(and that doesn’t stand for bae) than a G.O.A.T but I don’t deny his talent.
@mehbee @jbartus @mfladd I think we can all agree that A Knight’s Tale was the best movie of our time.
@medz I can totally agree with that, it had everything I could want in a movie. What’s funny is as much as I love Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany was the one I crushed on…hard! I can’t even count the number of times I’ve watched the movie because if I’m going through the channels and stop for even a second to watch it, I’m in for the rest of the movie.
@mehbee Yup. If it’s on, you HAVE to watch it.
@mehbee I would of if I had the talent, but then @jbartus swooped in with some sweet photoshopping skills to take it to another level.
@mfladd And here I thought you were just being nice…should have known not to get between a boy and his quarterback
@mehbee LOL…you know I am always nice with you, but your statement about a boy and his quarterback rings true
@mfladd I needed to do something to relax when I got home at 1:30 last night. It was a rough day. This did the trick nicely.
Who knows maybe he’ll catch up to George Blanda yet?
Refs give patriots another gift win. What a surprise.
@MrMark utter nonsense. Here are your sour grapes back.
