Big booger in your teeth.
@awk beat me to it…
@awk I was about to say that!
@Kyeh How come the cup reflects in the mirror but the clothes don’t?
@algae1221 Good question!
X Y Z P D Q
had to google that one…
@chienfou I guess I’m showing my age…
@chienfou @katbyter geez even my elimentary school had that covered. I don’t check my fly in the mirror though
A sunburn ring around the eyes. Is that called an opposite racoon?
Sharpie dick on forehead.
@edguyver14 sorry. You passed out on the couch at a party. It was obligatory.
A long hair right out the nose…
A witch whisker
A big ol’ pimple.
When I suddenly remember that I gave zero about my appearance before I went out and my hair is in a rat’s nest bun, stain on my shirt and my goat sloggers on instead of real shoes. I’m not sure why anyone lets me leave the house sometimes.
Wife standing behind you watching you check yourself out in the mirror… then asking who you are trying to impress…
@chienfou “my girlfriend isn’t as judgemental”
But then, why are you checking yourself out in the mirror??
@chienfou “I’m not im checking you out cause you got out of the shower and I’m having some thoughts we don’t have time for. So. Trying to shut it down by looking at me”
My look of superiority…
/youtube you’re so vain
The website is down.
/youtube something went horribly wrong