Monday I Fucked Up

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So I was working on my car Monday, ended up at the ER.

Car didn’t fall on me!

Was repairing a broken door handle, when my hand slipped. I busted through the front door alerting “coming through; blood.” Ended up going into shock. My dad went full military training and made a tourniquet out of a bamboo spoon and string.

Five hours later, I got three stitches. Also had to get the dreaded tetanus shot. So, two days later I’m running a 102 fever and my injection site is super swollen.

I don’t remember being in so much pain after one when I was a kid.

What a way to spend my birthday. At least I’m still alive.

/giphy Frankenstein