Product: Mobility Wall Body Roller
Model: MWB08TBRKH
Condition: New
Doorway-mounted foam roller designed with a smooth split EVA foam roller for soft tissue massage and includes one small ball attachment
Great if you are a beginner who is looking for a lower intensity experience
Standing while rolling helps you access hard to reach areas like neck, shoulders, calves, and more
From the upright position, it makes it easy to control the pressure and explore a full range of motion
Helps with muscle soreness and stiffness, pain relief, performance recovery, and flexibility
Small ball trigger point attachment provides a deeper experience and makes it easy to target smaller muscle groups like the biceps, triceps, and lateral shoulder
Soft touch grips on the brackets are made to protect your door frame
Features easy grip adjustable handles, locking rings, extension rod (max 3 ft), and non-slip silicone support brackets
Easy to install and remove to store out of sight when not in use
Fits between standard doorframes 26"-40" wide
Just spin the L-brackets until they extend to the width of the door frame, and twist the tightening grips to fasten
Lightweight and easy to adjust to any height on your doorframe
Includes free access (no signup) to 33 educational How-to Videos
I work out every day, and this just isn’t worth it. It is an $80 solution for a $10 problem. So even at $29, it is overpriced. If you work out hard enough to need a foam roller, “getting on the ground” to use a foam roller is not an inconvenience. Not to mention percussion messages are way easier than this.
@Eron So when you say “percussion messages”, are you referring to the Amazon Bora tribe? They “can convey their entire language using the rhythm and pitch of drum beats.”
@blaineg Wow! Someone should start a dogwash chain that uses those brushes; think of all the people who’d love to stop bathing their dogs in the bathtub.
clicked on QR code on roller to view use video. site wanted a credit card to view. site said my card would not be charged. So why did you need the CC for me to view videos? Shame on Meh for allowing this.
Specs
Product: Mobility Wall Body Roller
Model: MWB08TBRKH
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$79.99 at Amazon
$79.99 at Target
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Feb 29 - Monday, Mar 4
I don’t need my walls rolling away.
Well meh is on a roll…
@thismyusername I so want the human version of this!
I frequently use a door jamb to scratch my back like a bear using a tree.
@ArmchairGamer @thismyusername Talk about contented cows.
Do they make these in dog sizes? My pooch probably would never move away.
@thismyusername Now THAT would get my 30 bucks in a heartbeat!
@ArmchairGamer @thismyusername I have a piece of cedar trim in my living room that has a rounded edge from my back scratching!
Well, something definitely new and different, for a change.
Smoky Bear approves!!
/youtube bear scratch tree
@IndifferentDude yeah surprised they didn’t use the gif of that bear in a disco
I’ve heard of a mobility scooter, but what’s a mobility wall?
@awk pair this with a power wall and baby, you got a stew goin
Buy
Meh, always late to the game. The “Get into better health” fad faded with all the other New Years resolutions.
@hchavers I feel like you misunderstand our business model
I work out every day, and this just isn’t worth it. It is an $80 solution for a $10 problem. So even at $29, it is overpriced. If you work out hard enough to need a foam roller, “getting on the ground” to use a foam roller is not an inconvenience. Not to mention percussion messages are way easier than this.
@Eron yes everyone in the world is as mobile and capable as you…
@Eron So when you say “percussion messages”, are you referring to the Amazon Bora tribe? They “can convey their entire language using the rhythm and pitch of drum beats.”
@Eron Congrats on the functional up/down feature of your human body!
I thought it was the missing cam to my old 69 Camaro, I bought it and never installed it, the next thing I knew IT WAS GONE!!
@Lynnerizer Didn’t you review the footage on your cam cam to track it down?
/giphy can can
@Lynnerizer Don’t quit your day job!
/youtube sade smooth roller
Well, add this to the list of “Stupidest things I never knew existed.”
@cinoclav if you work out, a roller is very useful
/showme a roller massage derby
Why does it look like they’re all wearing scrubs? Is this the hospital championship derby or something?
@xobzoo don’t shame the ai’s kink
@xobzoo clinical massage as opposed to spa massage I guess.
I bought one and one for a friend… hope it works
Even in the gifs it looks terrible - it’s hardly rolling… One job…
@laurengx3 How much should they roll? (I’m asking as one uneducated in the art of roller massage)
Perhaps too much ‘rollage’ would not be good, you need a certain resistance to provide massaging action? I dunno, playing devils advocate here.
From sister-site (SideDeal):
Well said! I like that analogy.
Where are the demo videos for that “Small ball trigger point attachment”?!
@mwarren maybe the bots were afraid that “Small ball trigger point” may bring up something NSFW.
@mwarren @pmarin One way to test that…
/showme small ball trigger point
@mediocrebot well that’s weird. but anti-climactic.
Did you say “dog”?
@blaineg Wow! Someone should start a dogwash chain that uses those brushes; think of all the people who’d love to stop bathing their dogs in the bathtub.
clicked on QR code on roller to view use video. site wanted a credit card to view. site said my card would not be charged. So why did you need the CC for me to view videos? Shame on Meh for allowing this.