Gee, that’s impressive. But I’ll just stick to my 500,000 BTU Flame Weeder for liquefrying my chocolate Santas. Why you don’t even have to remove the foil first! Wadda deal!
@Kyeh Well, I’m going to ruin it for you, but a bunch of Satanists melt for a really long time after William Shatner breaks a big vase and then at the very end Tom Skerrit’s wife turns into Ernest Borgnine. So it might depend on how big an Ernest Borgnine fan you are. I’m an at-best moderate Ernest Borgnine fan.
@Kyeh In their defense, Bob Fosse’s All That Jazz hadn’t been made yet. But they probably should have hedged their bets a little bit.
/youtube all that jazz ending ben vereen
That reminds me, I need to get a steam cleaner. Not one this small though.
Gee, that’s impressive. But I’ll just stick to my 500,000 BTU Flame Weeder for liquefrying my chocolate Santas. Why you don’t even have to remove the foil first! Wadda deal!
Reminds me that Svengoolie showed The Devil’s Rain last Saturday! It’s not a good movie. But people melt in it!
/image the devil’s rain movie
@mossygreen Did it really have absolutely the most incredible ending of any motion picture ever?
@Kyeh Well, I’m going to ruin it for you, but a bunch of Satanists melt for a really long time after William Shatner breaks a big vase and then at the very end Tom Skerrit’s wife turns into Ernest Borgnine. So it might depend on how big an Ernest Borgnine fan you are. I’m an at-best moderate Ernest Borgnine fan.
@mossygreen Incredible in the literal sense for sure! Thanks, now I don’t have to see it.
@Kyeh In their defense, Bob Fosse’s All That Jazz hadn’t been made yet. But they probably should have hedged their bets a little bit.
/youtube all that jazz ending ben vereen
@mossygreen Wow. Less gross but definitely weird!
In the game of Meh, sometimes the only winning move is an Ace double novella with missing pages.