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11Hey Meh Community -
@TheGreatHambino and I are having a debate on how weird this is - https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/?hl=en - and who of you are wanting to take it a step further and would enjoy seeing us mash our faces into our product on a regular (not so much daily) basis.
your feedback is kindly requested.
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Very wierd not in a good way
@CaptAmehrican
You should see the videos which I saw…
Or maybe not.
Please. No.
Just looked at a few of the videos. Didn’t really see any common thread.
One had her rubbing a flat surface (the croissant one), one involved a muffin, one had her selling a cap, and one had a Roomba.
If you and @TheGreatHambino would promise to only mash faces into the product, sure.
Once you branch into other areas (cough Woot cough), it loses its appeal.
(Maybe you could have guest appearances by fellow employees as well. Why should the two of you have all the fun?)
@PlacidPenguin I love the Woot videos.
@sammydog01
I was thinking more about the different categories as opposed to the videos.
I don’t really watch the Woot videos. However, one which I watch a long time ago is in my head.
@sammydog01
the Amy videos.
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@medz I ❤️ The Slydon ones too.
@sammydog01 meh, I guess they’re OK.
DO IT!!!
At least you won’t get an inky face if you mash your head into yesterday’s printer…
hell yes, weird shit like this is why I get on the internet. She’s like an idiot bird
what. in. the. ever. living. fuck??
i like it. y’all should totally do it. maybe not when you sell fans though.
This. This is what you want to do. Not bring back Drinking Terribly. This.
/giphy face palm
@DrunkCat They should do both.
@sammydog01 That just means they will do neither.
This is even weirder than breading cats … because humans.
/image breading cats
/image breeding cats
@Moose @narfcake
Well that escalated quickly.
@PlacidPenguin Don’t blame me!
/image inbread cats
@narfcake
There’s a cat in the slice of bread.
Cat’s don’t belong in bread.
/giphy laugh
@PlacidPenguin
/image kitty bread
/image cat bread
/image kitty toast
/image cat toast
/image kitty toaster
/image cat toaster
Why stop at bread? Imagine the possibilities:
A cornucopia of entertainment awaits
@thrallmantis
/woot dock
Sony 120W Mini Hi-Fi System with iPod Dock for $79.99
http://electronics.woot.com/offers/sony-120w-mini-hi-fi-system-with-ipod-dock-6
@thrallmantis @compunaut
sharp axes
moving car grills
falling grand pianos
knives
super glue
wild grizzly bears
wasp nests
fire ant hills
rattle snake nest
and anything else that will put you in contention for the Darwin Award.
Give me your information so I can buy life insurance on those participating as this will be my next get rich quick scheme.
@thrallmantis @thrallmantis
While we are at it, here are some ‘alternative’ ideas to add to the list of someone’s face and…
While you are at it give me your information so I can buy life insurance on those participating as this will be my next get rich quick scheme.
My opinion? As a couple of others have said, this is stupid and not in a good way. As long as you do this so I am not forced to see it when I look at product information (eg make it so we have to click if we want to watch the video) then do whatever you want.
Well that is weird. A draft of my response showed up. Don’t recall hitting save it. Must have though. The second on is the real one.
@Kidsandliz Ha. What was your last get-rich-quick scheme? I assume it’s not working that well (yet)
@compunaut Well, I must admit, there is sort of a problem I wasn’t counting on with trying to spend monopoly money… : )
Haha, I stumbled on this page last week after youtube hopping. Yes, please start doing this, right after you sell more Gummi Bears
/youtube YouTubers react bread face
I don’t understand and I don’t want to. I’m too old for this shit.
/giphy get off my lawn
I would prefer my “Shootin’ the Shit with Matthew” idea that I pitched here: https://meh.com/forum/topics/pitch-it-to-us---new-video-series-contest#564f9a5e1cbb077009cc80c0
If you have the means of shootin’ stuff, it could just as easily be your thing!
@medz
Or we could have both.
Better idea: The video series should be meh staffer’s interacting with the daily item using only their feet. Kick it, stomp it, try to pick it up, attempt to use the item as intended, BUT you must only use your feet. Bare feet. No socks or shoes allowed. The meh staffers’ faces don’t have to appear in the video so they can remain anonymous.
@medz And every one in the video has to shave their legs and put nail polish on their toes too.
@medz so what you’re saying is that you want unsolicited foot pics? Why didn’t you just ask?
@Kidsandliz @medz
Baby steps. First get them to do it, and then make “suggestional improvements”.
It’s like catching and killing wildlife without a weapon. First you lure it close, then you pet it, and finally you snap its neck.
/giphy juicy feet
@dgo no my suggestion was so that they could all remain anonymous per your suggestion. Faster to shave legs than let the hair grow… and to add that meh aura add nail polish - done with a sharpie of course.
@dgo
It sounds kinda creepy when you phrase it that way.
And anyways, the answer then would be no.
Right?
@PlacidPenguin so is that a No on foot pics? But i showered and everything.
@Kidsandliz so shave my legs and color in my eyelids. Got it. Brazilian you say? Ok commitment means commitment.
@dgo So we should expect one at midnight? I’ll be there! I hope it’s a kitchen appliance.
@dgo
Keep in mind that your life got to a point where you’re asking people if they wanna see a picture of your foot.
@PlacidPenguin you think this is the first time?
@dgo
But this is probably the first place you’re working where you can publicly promote asking people if they wanna see a picture of your foot.
@PlacidPenguin if the whale doesn’t swallow you whole first… (reference to your comment on how to catch a whale)
@Kidsandliz
So out of all wildlife options, you chose that.
@PlacidPenguin
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/triage
@PlacidPenguin Satisficing - first one I came upon that matched the words in response to yours (grin). I had been looking for a gif but couldn’t quickly find one. Actually it is a pretty spectacular photo - timed just right.
@TheGreatHambino & @dgo
So… Any updates on when the two of you will start doing this?
@TheGreatHambino I think we need to deliver before the natives get restless.
@dgo @TheGreatHambino
Feet or faces?
@dgo
/giphy restless natives