Meh told me I was fat
12So my Flask Shirt arrived. I excitedly opened the white bubble mailer and found that I was sent an XL when I clearly ordered an 2XL. I feel like Meh is saying something. Perhaps this is the internet’s subtle hint to get off my ass and she’s some weight. Thank you Meh and Al Gore for bringing this to my attention, I thank Al Gore because he created the internet and without him Meh would not have been able to bring my fatness to my attention.
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All praise The Internet, and all praise Al Gore for creating it.
@bleedmichigan Send a message to support here (click “I need help with this” under the order) and I’m sure they’ll make it right for you, or at least send a refund.
@PurplePawprints already did that but they are closed on Saturday.
@bleedmichigan Some people don’t realize about the support option, so I just wanted to make sure you knew.
@PHRoG Are you still looking for a xl flask shirt? @bleedmichigan might be able to help.
@speediedelivery it all depends on what Meh customer service says. I’ll return it to Meh if they get me an XXL
@bleedmichigan @speediedelivery totally down if a no go!!
Gotta pay the fat tax, fatty. I got charged a buck extra for my 2XL catshirt.
@medz Think of it more like a tax cut for the skinny folk so that we don’t have to fund your excess consumption entitlements and subsidies.
Just like tax cuts for the rich are designed to defund the ACA, medicare, medicaid, HUD, FEMA, and end all of the poor people entitlements and subsidies.
Yay, Tea Party Fiscal Conservatism!
@medz @mike808 eventually the rich will become the poor and all that will be left is Jeff Bezos. Poor rich people.
@medz see I did pay the fat tax for the xxl shirt then the ol tax man still sent me an xl which if I might be able to revisit the old Chris Farley routine of fat man in a little coat with a slight modification to T-shirt but otherwise Meh
@bleedmichigan Don’t worry about it. These run in “hipster” sizes which means they call an XL a XXL to make skinny hipster boys feel more like men.
@bleedmichigan On the contrary, I think meh was telling you you’re not as fat as you think you are and the XL is more than appropriate. They were actually being kind!