@stinks Three $17 shirts would do it. Or maybe they’ll give you a bundle of three for $49.99. Don’t worry, I don’t think they’ll run out of meh, since these are no doubt printed on demand after the sale ends.
Anyone very close to achieving one cent net cost IRK status and needing additional purchases should consider the Voza headphones from early in this Meh-rathon. They’re cheap and they are quite decent at their price. I bought several packs for backup and none have quit yet or even gotten lost, as I have a habit of doing. But I like them so much I still bought some more. Each has a nice little soft travel pouch also to hold them and the ear inserts.