I was in the VMP program since the start. They promised free gifts. I got one pair of socks. Somehow I lost one of them right away. After I got my wallet stolen and forgot to update meh cause it was a lull, I was kicked out for good. Although I signed right back up for my $5 a month penance. I’ll never be important again and. I’ll never fond my other sock.
But today I was able to buy another pair of socks, so please don’t cry for me, for I was able to make my Stockholm syndrome come full circle.
I’m gonna add a quit edit to say, a run of meh socks ain’t cheap, also, nobody commenting on meh socks but me is sad.
Damnit, I missed the socks again. But, yeah, this shit should be going out on the regs to OG VMPs. Not that I’ll leave over it or anything, but love us, please–and by “love us”, I mean “give us more stuff”.