Guess a future date and an item. If we sell that item on that date, we’ll send you one for free. You’re probably going to have to self police this a bit, but let’s give it a go.
@narfcake haha, but wouldn’t Meh sell it just early enough before expiration that you could start to enjoy it… only to be cut off at the knees before full happiness?
7/8/20 One of these. Because by then it shouldn’t be an IRK anymore. It should be one of the new names.
Another Man’s Treasure
Sad Sack
Meh-stery Box
Bah Hum-Bag
Box of Mediocrity
Grosseries
Hoarder’s Delight
Schrödinger’s Box
Biñata
Mehtritus
Cursed Purse
Mediocritote
Wundertüte
Mehscellaneous
Junk Drawer
UnobtaniMeh
Bag of Nope
Cornucrapia
tas verdrietig
Bag of Mehsery
Sadchel
Meh-nagerie
Réchauffé
Schadenfreude Box
Big ol’ Meh bag
Bag Of Wanting
Meh-Kasu
metameh
Definitely Almost Not Garbage
Lucky Junk
Mehlfeasance
Everything We Never Wanted
Mehstery Meat
Bag of Hoarding
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better
Bag of Shame
The Box of No Return
Craptcha
Mehstake
Merchandise Everyone Hates
Buyer’s Remorse
Decidedly Underwhemling Meh Bag
Caveat Emporium & Warehouse Roulette
Bag of Mehmentos
Méhlange Of Futile Overindulgence
Enigmeh
Mehmento Mori
Your problem now
Totes Meh’goats
…which, fun trivia: I was so absorbed in inventing new Fukubukuro names that day that I forgot to click the Meh button, thus losing my 558-click streak.
12/25/2019 - 2019 Tesla Model Ys with pearl white multi coat, the Dual Motor All-Wheel Drive performance package, all black seven seat interior, autopilot, and the Full Self-Driving Capability add-on (MRSP on Tesla’s site: $74,000, but I’m sure meh will be selling them for a much better deal).
@sammydog01 Yes, yes I am. I decided not to be a jerk and guess the same thing everyday until it comes up, and not to guess multiple things for the same day.
It’s a good old fashioned office pool.
Guess a future date and an item. If we sell that item on that date, we’ll send you one for free. You’re probably going to have to self police this a bit, but let’s give it a go.
Edited to say:
IRKs Excluded.
@therealjrn Original contest rules never stated “terms and conditions are subject to change”. Since there weren’t any conditions (other than no IRKs), I can keep entering this contest until I win and they HAVE to honor it!
/giphy suckers!
@llangley@therealjrn@tinamarie1974 I am, but the IT guys are not always so understanding. (TBT I’m surprised I haven’t gotten a nastygram from them yet about this shit… er…stuff. I use google incognito but I know they could easily figure out who this is…)
@llangley@therealjrn and make sure your phone isn’t named something that is easy to tie back to you. It’s amazing how many folks name their tablets etc. with easily id’d names… A good IT guy can still hang you on your personal device.
The one on Woot sold out while I was deciding to pull the $185 trigger. Got hung up trying to figure out if I could take a Woot return to Kohl’s like I can with AMZ stuff. Anybody know anything about that? I don’t use the Woot forums much
^That. Even so, it’s not a valid term change, since all of the terms have to be in the same place (the original post), it doesn’t even apply. There’s no “See this post for additional rules”.
And still, even if it DID count as an actual, official rule (legally it doesn’t), it’s not valid. The clause you’re probably going for is “Entries must be submitted by 07/08/2019 at 11:00 PM CST. Limit 1 item guessed per future date”.
“Only guesses from July 8th count.”
My guess was from July 8th. You didn’t specify a “to” date.
7/8/2019 irks!
@mikibell Doesn’t count.
@ChadP where’s it say that in the rules there?? Huh??
Future date? I am from yesterday.
OK, 7/8/2020 (perfect foresight!)
@mikibell “Guess a future date” was in the rules. 7/8/2019 is not a future date.
@cengland0 now edited to say irks excluded
12/25/2019 - meh shirt
05/04/20. A lightsaber
7/9/19 Meh Shirts
FUCK YEAH!
@capguncowboy Well done.
@chadp can I get one of each? Red in L, silver in XL ?
/giphy potent-playful-pail
@ChadP thanks!
7/9/2019. Bluetooth headphone/ear pieces.
12/25/2020 - Collectible Meh t-shirt.
This is CLEARLY a different entry than what @carl669 entered.
@tim87 Yeah – next year. Can you remember that long?
@Barney Two more birthday candles for you
@Barney
I wrote it on a sticky note.
@tim87 Way to plan ahead!
@mikibell I’m going to ignore you.
@Barney
That’s your birthday?
@tim87 Not sure if that’s my birthday or not. I wrote the date on a sticky note and now I can’t find it.
@Barney
If it IS today, happy birthday.
@tim87
NOOOOOOO!!!
Oh well. No free t-shirt for me.
Then again, because I can’t access the other username anymore, I probably wouldn’t have been able to get it anyways.
@tim87 @tim878 nice try though
12/24/2019 Meh shirt.
12/31/19 MEH Pop-sockets
HOT POCKETS
07/16/2019 2-Pack: Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Toothbrush with 6 Heads
7/31/19 - Kitchen knives.
07/15/2019 - Roku TV
10/31/19 Irks full of Candy Corn
I can’t believe no one has said the obvious
8 July 2020: an IRK
edit: okay, not an IRK, then. Batteries.
@rockblossom It would probably be safe to guess a lot of different items on that day
8/1/2019 Meh t-shirt
July 15 2019: Kindle Paper White
@Ignorant am I allowed to spam the same item 365 times?
/8ball Yes?
My sources say no
@Ignorant Sure, why not? Most of what you post is spam anyway.
(I’d sacrifice a Kindle for you.)
@Ignorant now you’ve got that brain firing on all cylinders!
@Barney spam is a step up from what I post
@Ignorant Aw, I forgot that you are a mod at MorningSave.
7/09/2019: Not a catshirt.
@narfcake Too vague.
7/28/2019 Bluetooth speaker
11/28/2019 Artisanal jerky
Dang it.
I’m going to go against @Ignorant and say
July 15, 2019: Google Home – because even meh wouldn’t sink so low to sell a Harmon Kardon Invoke.
February 30, 2020 Three Cadillac Escalades filled with cash.
@therealjrn
/image Ray achewood Escalade
8/3/2019 Poo-purri of some sort with the promise of good shipping.
@tnhillbillygal I read this as “with the promise of good shitting” … caught the mistake, then realized I liked mine better anyway
July 8, 2020. An Irk plushie…
@tinamarie1974 It’s good to dream.
@therealjrn yeah I doubt it will happen, but if I am right everybody wins!!
@therealjrn @tinamarie1974
IRK PLUSHIE 2020
MAKE AMERICA CUDDLY AGAIN
@therealjrn @UncleVinny YES!!! Cuddly is cool!
7/26/19 robot vacuum
7/31/19 bluetooth headphones
Sept 24 2019: 2 pack of drones
December 11, 2019: A Windows Phone – because Microsoft ends support for W10M on 12/10/2019.
@narfcake
@narfcake haha, but wouldn’t Meh sell it just early enough before expiration that you could start to enjoy it… only to be cut off at the knees before full happiness?
@RedOak Enjoy … Windows Phone … happiness?
/image does not compute.
@narfcake
Well… Candy Corn… happiness?
11/12/19: a weighted blanket
7/9 two for Tuesday
2/25/20 - Quickly nearing expiration date holiday themed snack towers
11/27/19 - Samsung The Frame television
7/8/20 One of these. Because by then it shouldn’t be an IRK anymore. It should be one of the new names.
Another Man’s Treasure
Sad Sack
Meh-stery Box
Bah Hum-Bag
Box of Mediocrity
Grosseries
Hoarder’s Delight
Schrödinger’s Box
Biñata
Mehtritus
Cursed Purse
Mediocritote
Wundertüte
Mehscellaneous
Junk Drawer
UnobtaniMeh
Bag of Nope
Cornucrapia
tas verdrietig
Bag of Mehsery
Sadchel
Meh-nagerie
Réchauffé
Schadenfreude Box
Big ol’ Meh bag
Bag Of Wanting
Meh-Kasu
metameh
Definitely Almost Not Garbage
Lucky Junk
Mehlfeasance
Everything We Never Wanted
Mehstery Meat
Bag of Hoarding
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better
Bag of Shame
The Box of No Return
Craptcha
Mehstake
Merchandise Everyone Hates
Buyer’s Remorse
Decidedly Underwhemling Meh Bag
Caveat Emporium & Warehouse Roulette
Bag of Mehmentos
Méhlange Of Futile Overindulgence
Enigmeh
Mehmento Mori
Your problem now
Totes Meh’goats
@cinoclav omg, there are all great suggestions. Did you cull them from the suggestion post?
I don’t see any of my wonderful proposals:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/rename-the-fuko#5b42ec45f1c5ea00956387d7
…which, fun trivia: I was so absorbed in inventing new Fukubukuro names that day that I forgot to click the Meh button, thus losing my 558-click streak.
I really wish they’d gone with eJetsam.
@UncleVinny These were the ones listed as the winners. (Including my own Wundertüte.)
8/1/2019 - Bed sheets
7/22/19 - backpack
8/7/19 Vacuum cleaner
11/18/2019 Canon Rebel Ti5 camera
@lehigh I was kinda hoping they would have sold one of those today, as I’m in the market for a dslr.
April 01, 2020
IRKs, pain, and frustration.
Ok
/giphy obvious
12/04/2019- a robot vacuum, for Mom, for Christmas, to suck away the despair of the holidays and the candy canes stuck in the carpet.
08/15/2019 - Miyazaki kaya Go board
8/4/19 - backpack
I mean…I was really close, no?
8/26/19 : chromebook
07/25/2019 - Bluetooth something
(I’d say “bluetooth toothbrush”, but that is just being too obvious)
My kid’s guess:
7/9/2019 unicorn plushies
@medz Sure, blame it on your kid. We all know that you are lusting for a unicorn.
(Just keeping you grounded.)
9/16/2019 - Regular Show merchandise.
7/10/19 silicone containers
7/12/19: a 50-pack of Bluetooth fidget spinners (Suck it Woot!)
7/31/19 flashlight
@eonfifty missed it by that much!
@djslack Wow! I think I might buy a lottery ticket…tomorrow.
07152019
Knives (probably Kitchen)
8/29 comforters
02292020
Meh Shirt
9/15 leak frogs…you can never have enough
8/3 - Casemates is going to be selling Mead, because it’s National Mead Day.
I prefer the sweet version, and yes, I do have an alcohol problem (mainly in terms of not having enough of it).
@ShotgunX I don’t have a drinking problem…
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
… no problem!
7/24 Zmodo camera
12/25/2019 - 2019 Tesla Model Ys with pearl white multi coat, the Dual Motor All-Wheel Drive performance package, all black seven seat interior, autopilot, and the Full Self-Driving Capability add-on (MRSP on Tesla’s site: $74,000, but I’m sure meh will be selling them for a much better deal).
It’d be a bloody nice Christmas gift
7/31 Batteries
7/9/19 IRK Shirts
@dorp so close
11/29/2019
Big bunches of bad batteries
@guyfromhawthorn With or without fidget spinners?
@zachdecker I’m going with AA/AAA batteries, so they’d be fairly dangerous fidget spinners. In other words, definitely.
13JUL2019 - a coffeemaker. Because by then I’ll have bought one off… Someone. BTW, did you get my reply, @mfladd?
10-15-19. Fidget spinners.
11/11 old candy corn
07-09-2019
Something total lame that won’t sellout
@djames85 I apologise - it will be a quality product that doesn’t fit my needs…
8/21/19 refurbished Chromebook
7/14 finally, some dog stuff!!
07-09-2019
A two for Tuesday item that involves brushes, Bluetooth, LEDs or candy corn.
7/9/19 - Knives
Friday, July 12, 2019, Bluetooth speaker.
July 3 2057 robot
@fairchild521 of course I will probably be dead by then
@fairchild521 don’t forget to update your will so your heirs can claim your prize!
@chienfou
July 9, 2019 Metallic Meh shirts, a pair of 'em!
8-1-2019 tablet
My real guess is 8/1/19, knives.
7/9/2020 Meh Shirts
(see ya next year)
04/01/2020 - A Laptop
@lichme NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
July 20, 2019: ECOVACS robot vacuum
7/1/2020 Samsung Galaxy Fold (refurbished)
*Meh cesspool
7/13/19 Drone
7/14/19 pocket knife
8/1/2019 Fleshlight (refurbished)
@hafner I’m old. I had to look that up. And…Ewwww…you’d trust a reFURbish??
@hafner
/giphy no thank you please
@hafner @llangley yeah… who wants THAT job?
@hafner only one letter off, yet a world away
May 4, 2020 something star wars
Dec 25 2019 Thanksgiving item
@CaptAmehrican You forgot Nov 1 halloween item and Feb 13 valentine’s item.
@Kidsandliz no Valentine’s will be april 15
@CaptAmehrican Because meh wants to remind us we love (not) tax day. Right?
July 11,2019 - Power bank
July 15, 2019 - Home Security System/Camera
@lichme Why do I get the feeling you’ve been peeking somehow?
@therealjrn And yet, I’m still empty handed
@lichme aww, poor Lich.
How about giving us some products and we will guess the date?
7-16-19
Drones
7/16/2019 - Roku TV
@medz Bold prediction on a Two-fer day.
@lichme Fine…
7/16/2019 - 2-Pack TAMO 2-in-1 2200mAh Portable Power Bank & Flashlight
7/16/19 - Bluetooth speaker
@therealjrn Ya know, this was a dumb bunny guess, considering they have bluetooth ear plugs on sale today…
7/16/2019 Google Chromecast
7/18/2019 Laptop?
07/16/2019 - Flashlights (with an A)
7/16/2019 Meh branded toothbrushes
Yeah, those crappy toothbrushes that Meh tried to sell us during the Mehrathon.
Wait… That means I’d get a couple or so? I’m not sure that’s a good thing but at least it’s free.
07/16/2019 - 2-pack of refurb older generation Kindle Fire Tables
@medz How many people do you think the tables will seat?
@lichme @medz if they’re older generation it will seat less, cause the wheelchairs are so wide…
8/7/19 JBL OnBeat Micro Speaker Dock with Lightning Connector
7/21/19 Telescopes. Maybe ones that prove I am a planet? Meh, I’ll settle for telescopes…
12/25/2020
1993 Volkswagen Beetle. not the “new Beetle”, one of the OG models they were still cranking out in Mexico until a few years ago.
7/17/2019 - Lovesac Sactionals for Kids & Pets
I’ll take 2 seats and 4 sides/backs, please.
I almost went with the magnets for today too, but changed my guess last minute
07/17/2019 - Hoverboard
07/18/2019 - Laptop
07/18/2019 - blanket
07/18/19 We’re due for a Dyson
Point of order- are you guys guessing every day? Don’t we only get one guess total? I NEED TO KNOW THE RULES HERE!
@sammydog01 excellent question
@sammydog01 Yes, yes I am. I decided not to be a jerk and guess the same thing everyday until it comes up, and not to guess multiple things for the same day.
@tinamarie1974 I thought it was. @ChadP?
@ChadP @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974 We’ve been guessing for several each days with not a peep from @ChadP
Nothing in there says just one guess, one time.
Think of this as the “self-policing” part.
@sammydog01 @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 Only guesses from July 8th count.
@ChadP @tinamarie1974 Yeah…darn. I bet when @sammydog01 went to school she always told the teacher when they forgot to give out homework too.
@ChadP @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 Hey, homework is an essential part of the learning process.
@ChadP @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974 heh, I see @medz is all fuck “the man” & “I do what I want” today. ha ha
@therealjrn Original contest rules never stated “terms and conditions are subject to change”. Since there weren’t any conditions (other than no IRKs), I can keep entering this contest until I win and they HAVE to honor it!
/giphy suckers!
@medz @therealjrn @ChadP
7/18/19 powerbank of some sort
7/18/19 it’s a backpack!
7/19/19 - dashcam
7/19/19 - Smart watch
7/19/19 - a cooler. I can’t decide if it’ll be a lunch size one or a big honkin monstrosity, so I’m gonna stick with: cooler.
7/19/19 - Drone
7/20/19 - flashlight
7/20/19 - vacuum cleaner
7/20/19 - Glasses
7/20/19 - Dryer balls.
@llangley Balls.
@therealjrn Aha! Too specific!
@llangley are sure you don’t mean “drier balls”
@chienfou @llangley
/giphy drier balls
@llangley @tinamarie1974 thanks for that… I’m at work and was afraid to go there! (especially after the fleshlight and rusty trombone…)
@chienfou @llangley haha, yeah I held my breath when I hit the “say it” button. May have hit it a few times
oh the rusty trombone 
@chienfou @llangley @tinamarie1974 I thought you were a medical professional chienfou! Routine…
@llangley @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 I am, but the IT guys are not always so understanding. (TBT I’m surprised I haven’t gotten a nastygram from them yet about this shit… er…stuff. I use google incognito but I know they could easily figure out who this is…)
@chienfou well, no nads here, so…
@llangley they don’t have to be “yours” per se…
@chienfou @llangley This is why you need a nice phone so you can surf the internet and fuck off on company time…er…use on your very few breaks.
@llangley @therealjrn and make sure your phone isn’t named something that is easy to tie back to you. It’s amazing how many folks name their tablets etc. with easily id’d names… A good IT guy can still hang you on your personal device.
2019-07-21 Television
07-21-2019 Batteries
7/21/19 - headphones
7/21/2019 - kitchen item/s
7/22/2019 - space heater
@Nate311 congrats… you’re a winner (but only if you charge these directly from a 110 outlet)
They will work as a space heater… ONCE!
7/22/19 - fan
7/22/19
Vacuum
7/22/19 - smart watch
Well…?? Whatcha say @ChadP
@chienfou Not counting doesn’t mean people can’t guess, right?
@sammydog01 yep, that’s true. Bragging rights mean something on this site after all…
07/22/19 Socks
08/06/19 LED Flashlights
Hey, anybody got BT speaker for 7/22/19? If so, you’re a winner!
(too lazy to look back over the list to see for myself)
@chienfou nope, 4 people had speakers but none for this date
7/23/2019 - 2-pack Clawz Unisex Clogs
7/23/2019 - comic book grab bag
07/23/2019 - Hair Brushes
8/14/2019 - lovesac
7/24/2019 Lovesac Sactionals for Kids & Pets
I’ll take 2 seats and 4 sides/backs, please.
7/24/19
Drone
8/2/19 - Lovesac Sactionals for Kids & Pets
I’ll take 2 seats and 4 sides/backs, please.
8/2/19 - Drone
08/02/19 - Luggage
8/3/19 - Laptop
8/3/2019 Electrolux
8/3/2019 toothbrush
8/5/2019 Dehumidifier.
The one on Woot sold out while I was deciding to pull the $185 trigger. Got hung up trying to figure out if I could take a Woot return to Kohl’s like I can with AMZ stuff. Anybody know anything about that? I don’t use the Woot forums much
8/5/19 fancy toothbrush
9/1/19 Bubba bottles, because…Bubba
@ybmuG Bubba spelled backwards is abbuB
@therealjrn And ab Bubba spelled backwards is ab Bubba
@therealjrn I think it’s an exercise thing marketed by the Duck Dynasty guys, or something
@therealjrn or it’s the secret nickname for
/giphy Richard Simmons
@therealjrn uhhhh
@ybmuG ha ha! Love me some Bubba
2-29-2020 LeapPad
8-29-19
Drone
8/29/19 - Lovesac Sactionals for Kids & Pets
9/1/19 - XFL merchandise
8/29/2019 - Security System
@lichme congrats!
@lichme BOOM!
@medz Thanks!
@ChadP You can send it to my home address! Kthx
@lichme @medz https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-sale-pool#5d3078c654987e07f41b4987
@ChadP @lichme nobody mentioned terms were subject to change, though.
@ChadP @medz
^That. Even so, it’s not a valid term change, since all of the terms have to be in the same place (the original post), it doesn’t even apply. There’s no “See this post for additional rules”.
And still, even if it DID count as an actual, official rule (legally it doesn’t), it’s not valid. The clause you’re probably going for is “Entries must be submitted by 07/08/2019 at 11:00 PM CST. Limit 1 item guessed per future date”.
My guess was from July 8th. You didn’t specify a “to” date.
From <> Submitted On
@ChadP @lichme and we wonder why they don’t do more contests.
/giphy wink
8/30/2019 - Pitchforks
08/30/2019
Your Choice:
or
@medz @Ignorant